The Order of the Stick: Utterly Dwarfed
The Order of the Stick: Utterly Dwarfed - Coming in December and available for pre-order now
Page 4 of 18 FirstFirst 1234567891011121314 ... LastLast
Results 91 to 120 of 516
  1. - Top - End - #91
    Orc in the Playground
     
    kinglinus1's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2017
    Location
    The Gildenswery Inn,
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    Granted. The school closes unexpectedly and you are let go. The building falls into disrepair as no one wants it and vile rumors circulate about why it closed so suddenly, causing everyone to stay away from it out of fear. Even the animals avoid it. The classroom remains completely silent.


    I wish karma had a better targeting lock for bad people.
    Granted. Everyone is a bad person now, so they are the only people who can be effected.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    Granted. The school closes unexpectedly and you are let go. The building falls into disrepair as no one wants it and vile rumors circulate about why it closed so suddenly, causing everyone to stay away from it out of fear. Even the animals avoid it. The classroom remains completely silent.


    I wish karma had a better targeting lock for bad people.
    Granted. Everyone is a bad person now, so they are the only people who can be effected.

    I wish I had a sandwich

  2. - Top - End - #92
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    BarbarianGuy

    Join Date
    Mar 2018
    Location
    Over the Rainbow
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted! You get a sandwich. It looks fabulously delicious but the meat is a little dry.

    I wish Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy knew what to wish for
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


  3. - Top - End - #93
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    EvilClericGuy

    Join Date
    Jul 2017

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted! billy if he existed would know what to wish for. Since he doesn't your wish is moot.

    I wish billy from billy and mandy is real.

  4. - Top - End - #94
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Crisis21's Avatar

    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Somewhere
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted. He is real and he knows exactly what to wish for.


    Billy: I wish the show The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy never existed!
    Last edited by Crisis21; 2018-05-05 at 02:55 PM.
    Wind & Sound Elemental Eric Greenhilt avatar by Akrim.elf
    Bodyguard in Lix's Harem
    Ninja-Pirate of BvS's Privateer village! Come and join me!
    My Extended Signature
    My Pokemon!

  5. - Top - End - #95
    Orc in the Playground
     
    kinglinus1's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2017
    Location
    The Gildenswery Inn,
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted. the grim adventures of billy and Mandy never existed. Turns out, in a weird time butterfly effect of this Abraham Lincoln ends up not giving a person their change, never gets the nickname honest Abe and loses the election miserably. The confederate states of America split off from the Union without objection, and shortly thereafter the US is annexed by Canada. Under a century later, Canada is annexed by Germany, which is shortly annexed by the Netherlands.

    Iím still hungry, I wish for another sandwich.

  6. - Top - End - #96
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    BarbarianGuy

    Join Date
    Mar 2018
    Location
    Over the Rainbow
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted! You get another sandwich. On this one, not only is the meat dry, but the bread is stale, and they forgot the pickles.

    I wish organic life forms didn't have to use the bathroom
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


  7. - Top - End - #97
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    EvilClericGuy

    Join Date
    Jul 2017

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted this is caused by an extermination of all organic life throughout the multiverse. Though they don't defecate once their dead.

    I wish everyone was alive again.

  8. - Top - End - #98
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Crisis21's Avatar

    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Somewhere
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted. Everyone is now alive again, and the first thing we all have to do is use the toilet. World War III erupts over the ensuing fight for the restrooms.


    I wish to develop *ahem* venereal cures for all venereal diseases. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

    @V: Boo. Cheap cop-out, adding on an unrelated side effect like that.
    Last edited by Crisis21; 2018-05-06 at 02:17 PM.
    Wind & Sound Elemental Eric Greenhilt avatar by Akrim.elf
    Bodyguard in Lix's Harem
    Ninja-Pirate of BvS's Privateer village! Come and join me!
    My Extended Signature
    My Pokemon!

  9. - Top - End - #99
    Pixie in the Playground
     
    PirateCaptain

    Join Date
    Aug 2017
    Location
    Michigan
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted. Nobody can reproduce anymore, and humanity goes extinct in about 100 years.

    I wish The Penguin was an actual penguin.

  10. - Top - End - #100
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    EvilClericGuy

    Join Date
    Jul 2017

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted as well black canary is an actual black canary, green lanters are just green lanterns, green arrow is an ordinary green arrow, swamp thing is just a log, and the penguin is a superintelligenet penguin. Though none of the other changed characters got the same perk. Needless to say various super-villains utilize this, and now the universe is ruled in fear.

    I wish that the superheroes were back to normal.

  11. - Top - End - #101
    Orc in the Playground
     
    kinglinus1's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2017
    Location
    The Gildenswery Inn,
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted. They all revert to human, lose their powers, and are normal to a definition.

    You know guys, I hate to give this wish again, but I skipped breakfast so... Sandwich!

  12. - Top - End - #102
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Crisis21's Avatar

    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Somewhere
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted. Here's your sandwich. The vegetables are kind of rotten, the meat is little rancid, the bread is moldy, and the cheese was found in the milk carton that expired some time last year. Should be fine, so enjoy!


    I wish to get a different non-cop-out granting of my previous wish:

    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I wish to develop *ahem* venereal cures for all venereal diseases. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

    @V: Much better.
    Last edited by Crisis21; 2018-05-07 at 06:10 PM.
    Wind & Sound Elemental Eric Greenhilt avatar by Akrim.elf
    Bodyguard in Lix's Harem
    Ninja-Pirate of BvS's Privateer village! Come and join me!
    My Extended Signature
    My Pokemon!

  13. - Top - End - #103
    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    CosmicHobbit's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jan 2018
    Location
    Yes
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted. To go along with STIs, there are STCs (Sexually Transmitted Cures). However, this leads to people purposely infecting themselves for *cough* reasons (insert lenny face here) *cough*. This, in turn, leads to people charging more and more for an STC. This means that only the rich can afford them, leaving the non-rich to die from various diseases. Eventually, everyone dies except for the rich and the carriers or the precious STCs. The rich become less rich as the carriers take advantage of how much money they're willing to dish out, and eventually the rich die off as they keep infecting themselves then realise they can't afford the STC. Eventually the carriers die off as by this time they're so used to charging for their services that they never procreate for free, and none of the carriers are willing to pay for this reason. The carriers die of various reasons, leaving the human race extinct.

    I wish to become emperor of a new halfling/hobbit empire on the Earth now that the entire human race is extinct.
    It's free real estate
    Linklele made my awesome avatar! Thank you so much!
    Spoiler: Nexus Characters!
    Show

  14. - Top - End - #104
    Orc in the Playground
     
    kinglinus1's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2017
    Location
    The Gildenswery Inn,
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    You are now emperor. But a caste of hobbits form a coup and launch you into space. (Origin story)

    I wish I would stop making sandwich related wishes.

  15. - Top - End - #105
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    AssassinGuy

    Join Date
    Feb 2016
    Location
    DPT's Window
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted. You now make Hamburger related wishes instead.

    I wish the underwear of every single person in the world became a flock of mosquitoes including my own.

  16. - Top - End - #106
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Crisis21's Avatar

    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Somewhere
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted. All of the newly formed mosquitos immediately seek you out and drink your blood. You are left a shriveled corpse in short order. Everyone who lost their underwear due to your wish then beats your corpse into dust.


    I wish people would reduce, reuse, and recycle more.

    @V: What are you talking about, I said 'wish' clear as day! The red color is not a correction!
    Last edited by Crisis21; 2018-05-08 at 10:03 PM.
    Wind & Sound Elemental Eric Greenhilt avatar by Akrim.elf
    Bodyguard in Lix's Harem
    Ninja-Pirate of BvS's Privateer village! Come and join me!
    My Extended Signature
    My Pokemon!

  17. - Top - End - #107
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    EvilClericGuy

    Join Date
    Jul 2017

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Since there is no wish in the last post an error occurs and people start recycling mosquitoes this causes a huge pandemic of mosquitoes biting, and causing diseases.

    I wish that people would reduce, reuse, and recycle more.

  18. - Top - End - #108
    Orc in the Playground
     
    kinglinus1's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2017
    Location
    The Gildenswery Inn,
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    They do! Your the first person to be recycled but in the next decade almost all of canadaís population will be. Well it solved world hunger at least.

    I wish I was God-Emperor of what remains of Canada.

  19. - Top - End - #109
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Kneenibble's Avatar

    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Canada
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    You come to rule with cosmic and imperial authority over this massively wide and now even less populated land mass, where the maples go untapped, the lakes go unfished, the hockey rinks go unzambonied, and young forests encroach upon vast acres of unharvested grain. But however you are styled, as this nation's ruler, your actions are still subordinate to our sovereign Queen Elizabeth II. And she does not share power.


    I wish for an underemployed gym bunny grad student to fry chicken for me every Wednesday evening.

  20. - Top - End - #110
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    AssassinGuy

    Join Date
    Feb 2016
    Location
    DPT's Window
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted but Wednesday is now named Wendesday so you never get it since there are no Wednesday evenings.

    I wish I lost five kilograms in weight without losing muscle mass or having and health problems from it.
    Last edited by flappeercraft; 2018-05-09 at 06:56 PM.

  21. - Top - End - #111
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Crisis21's Avatar

    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Somewhere
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted. Now, the weight loss is a bit asymmetrical and includes about half your hair. The left half. Your face ended up a little twisted too from how the operation was performed. There may be some screaming from women and small children as you walk down the street, but at least you've lost weight!


    I wish people would stop adding riders as their only method of twisting the wish. You can corrupt the things people ask for without needing to add things they didn't.
    Wind & Sound Elemental Eric Greenhilt avatar by Akrim.elf
    Bodyguard in Lix's Harem
    Ninja-Pirate of BvS's Privateer village! Come and join me!
    My Extended Signature
    My Pokemon!

  22. - Top - End - #112
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    AuthorGirl's Avatar

    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    An igloo near you
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted. Many people become discouraged from posting because they cannot express their favourite ideas. This thread becomes dull and a bit sad.

    I wish I could confidently and successfully roleplay NPCs in my D&D game.
    My completely awesome avatar (I call her Quill) has been generously crafted by the esteemed Honest Tiefling!


    GENERATION 21: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig and add 1 to the generation. social experiment.
    DEGENERATION 87: Copy this into your sig and subtract 1 from the degeneration when you first see it. This is an antisocial experiment.


    Gosh, 2D8HP, you are so very correct (and also good-looking) and your humility is stunning.

  23. - Top - End - #113
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    AssassinGuy

    Join Date
    Feb 2016
    Location
    DPT's Window
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted but doing so requires a lot of practice, at least 16 hours a day for 10 years straight.

    I wish my water bottle automatically refilled every time it was empty.

  24. - Top - End - #114
    Orc in the Playground
     
    kinglinus1's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2017
    Location
    The Gildenswery Inn,
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    It fills to the Brim. You had it secured but water sprayed start spurting out. Your drenched in water and then... boom, the water bottle explodes, sending metal directly into your face. You are knocked unconscious as water begins filling the land mass around you

    But... I donít know where you are so Iím just going to say your in the exact center of the Sahara Desert. The water, in a few short years turns it from a desert to a thriving environment. A strong community builds up around it, as people in overpopulated African countries like Nigeria and Ethiopia can expand out and create new homes.

    Wow this wish turned out ok.

    I wish I was God-Emperor of what was once the Sahara Desert

  25. - Top - End - #115
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    EvilClericGuy

    Join Date
    Jul 2017

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    dang late post oh well hmm your wish is granted but know you will only be god-emporor of the sahara for a single nanosecond.

    I wish i gained a 100 bucks everytime i wrote a post.
    Last edited by Extrail; 2018-05-11 at 12:48 PM.

  26. - Top - End - #116
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    AuthorGirl's Avatar

    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    An igloo near you
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Quote Originally Posted by Extrail View Post
    dang late post oh well hmm your wish is granted but know you will only be god-emporor of the sahara for a single nanosecond.

    I wish i gained a 100 bucks everytime i wrote a post.
    Granted. You and the entire Playground are being assiduously audited by the relevant government agencies.

    I wish I had a girlfriend.
    My completely awesome avatar (I call her Quill) has been generously crafted by the esteemed Honest Tiefling!


    GENERATION 21: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig and add 1 to the generation. social experiment.
    DEGENERATION 87: Copy this into your sig and subtract 1 from the degeneration when you first see it. This is an antisocial experiment.


    Gosh, 2D8HP, you are so very correct (and also good-looking) and your humility is stunning.

  27. - Top - End - #117
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    AssassinGuy

    Join Date
    Feb 2016
    Location
    DPT's Window
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Quote Originally Posted by AuthorGirl View Post
    Granted. You and the entire Playground are being assiduously audited by the relevant government agencies.

    I wish I had a girlfriend.
    Granted. A random person whose name is "I" gets a girlfriend, just not you.

    I wish that for all mathematical, computational and scientific purposes that 1=2

  28. - Top - End - #118
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    AuthorGirl's Avatar

    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    An igloo near you
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Quote Originally Posted by flappeercraft View Post
    Granted. A random person whose name is "I" gets a girlfriend, just not you.

    I wish that for all mathematical, computational and scientific purposes that 1=2
    Granted. Now, I'm not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure literally everything stops working properly.

    Now, I wish to have a girlfriend.
    Last edited by AuthorGirl; 2018-05-11 at 06:11 PM. Reason: Thought of something better
    My completely awesome avatar (I call her Quill) has been generously crafted by the esteemed Honest Tiefling!


    GENERATION 21: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig and add 1 to the generation. social experiment.
    DEGENERATION 87: Copy this into your sig and subtract 1 from the degeneration when you first see it. This is an antisocial experiment.


    Gosh, 2D8HP, you are so very correct (and also good-looking) and your humility is stunning.

  29. - Top - End - #119
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Crisis21's Avatar

    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Somewhere
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted. You now have a girlfriend, and she's actually kind of hot. I'm sorry to say however that in all other respects she is the worst girlfriend ever. She never lets you hang out with your friends or visit family, constantly finds fault in everything you are and do, and cheats on you daily. Among many other horrid things.


    I wish AuthorGirl's absolutely horrid girlfriend was crushed to death by a falling anvil.


    @V: Please, I know better than to still have feelings for someone that horrible. I didn't try to save her, I tripped.
    Last edited by Crisis21; 2018-05-12 at 07:37 AM.
    Wind & Sound Elemental Eric Greenhilt avatar by Akrim.elf
    Bodyguard in Lix's Harem
    Ninja-Pirate of BvS's Privateer village! Come and join me!
    My Extended Signature
    My Pokemon!

  30. - Top - End - #120
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    BarbarianGuy

    Join Date
    Mar 2018
    Location
    Over the Rainbow
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted! In order for this to happen, you have to lure her to the correct spot, we marked it with a big X for you. You tell her to meet you there so you can talk about how horrible AuthorGirl is. When she arrives at the spot, you realize that it is one of your ex girlfriends(you can pick) that you still have feelings for. In an heroic attempt, you dash to knock her out of the way before the anvil crashes into her, only for you to make the barest contact as the anvil crushes you both.

    I wish that life had meaning
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •