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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I wish the universe would stop hiding my stuff.
    You know have knowledge of everything everywhere and become an Orwellian Big Brother figure viewing everything everyone does.

    I wish to start a rebellion against Korith and his omniscience.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    I'm in! So is everyone else! Including Korith! DOWN WITH THE ORACLE!

    I wish for magic to stop being real.
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty.
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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    Magic ceases to exist, which nullifies your wish, which causes magic to rush right back into the universe, granting your wish and eradicating magic from the entire multiverse retroactively for all time. The resultant vacuum of mystical power causes a new force to emerge -Walruses.

    I walrus that wishes could come true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    Magic ceases to exist, which nullifies your wish, which causes magic to rush right back into the universe, granting your wish and eradicating magic from the entire multiverse retroactively for all time. The resultant vacuum of mystical power causes a new force to emerge -Walruses.

    I walrus that wishes could come true.
    All wishes come true, in an overpowered manner. This also seems to make numerous other forms of wishlikes to emerge.

    I wish only wishes could be granted.

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    Granted! Now no one can ever give permission, bestow rights or materials, or admit that anything is true. How is this different from the corruption thread again?

    I wish for shapeshifting powers!
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    The universe reshapes itself according to your whims.

    I wish for walruses.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I wish for walruses.
    Okay. I'll have to first send you Korith into space. You land on a planet where man is enslaved to walruses. Walruses everywhere. After a series of adventures you discover...
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    ...it was earth all along. Have some soylent green to cheer yourself up.


    I wish Indivisible is a really good game.

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    GnomePirate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    Okay. I'll have to first send you Korith into space. You land on a planet where man is enslaved to walruses. Walruses everywhere. After a series of adventures you discover...
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    ...it was earth all along. Have some soylent green to cheer yourself up.


    I wish Indivisible is a really good game.
    Indivisible becomes the greatest game ever, to the point it is worshipped like a god. The power given to the game by its worshippers allow it to BECOME a god. Our physical forms are melted and our souls are transferred into the game, giving it the power of an entire planet. Indivisible takes over the multiverse.
    I have no idea what I'm doing.

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    [nothing]
    Granted. nothing happens. Ever. Time stops, and the universe is held in stasis.

    I wish I could get a good coffee around here.
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    ElfRangerGuy

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    You get this coffee, as much of it as you ever want.

    I wish for world peace
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    I wish for world peace
    Nobody every does anything violent or hateful every again and no one breaks anymore crimes.

    I roll to have the best Halloween costume.

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    The sages tell of the time when Magic_Hat roamed among mortals, the time before the great costume that he donned. But enough of that. Ten Thousand years later we're still talking about how awesome Magic_Hat's costume was for Halloween 2019!

    I wish for a nice pen.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I wish for a nice pen.
    You pen is so powerful it can literally rewrite history and the laws of the universe - anything you write with it becomes infallible fact.

    I wish to steal Korith's pen and the first thing I write with it is "Magic_Hat will always own this pen and have possession of said pen."

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    Your spirit is bound to the pen and cursed to repeatedly write that exact missive until the end of time.

    I wish for an exorcism!
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty.
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