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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Doctors work with/are vampires, conspiracy theory.

    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet Knight View Post
    Mmmm, sweet blood! I wonder if they mark your blood bags with glucose levels the way alcohol labels have proof?
    Well, they claim that one of the things tested is called Hemoglobin A1C which shows the amount of glucose attached to the hemoglobin as a percentage. My last two numbers were 9.9 then 9.2.

    So, In conclusion, I believe that the theory of blood marked for sweetness is indeed annotated on the product.

    I snuck into the vampires' storage facility and found my blood in the dessert isle.
    Last edited by Insane Jeenyus; 2018-06-09 at 08:13 AM.
    Has any one seen my jar of anti-protons or my cyclotron of positrons?

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    Default Re: Doctors work with/are vampires, conspiracy theory.

    From the same movie in the OP:



    "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door."

    I want more Strong female characters.

    "In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!"

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    Default Re: Doctors work with/are vampires, conspiracy theory.

    If the doctors will earn money to the vampires then why not work with them. Actually the right term for doctors is "Doctors are vampires because they suck the money out of their patients".

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    Default Re: Doctors work with/are vampires, conspiracy theory.

    Quote Originally Posted by Onyx View Post
    Actually the right term for doctors is "Doctors are vampires because they suck the money out of their patients".
    Unless you live in a country where you don't have to resort to cooking industrial quantities of methamphetamine to pay your healthcare bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brother Oni View Post
    Unless you live in a country where you don't have to resort to cooking industrial quantities of methamphetamine to pay your healthcare bill.
    I agree with you. ;)

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    I dunno how sustainable drinking from blood donations is, but...
    Quote Originally Posted by chainer1216 View Post
    Lets take this even further
    I've heard a joke back in grade school that is pretty much this:
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    A rich vampire and a poor vampire walks into a bar that serves blood...

    The bartender first approached the rich vampire to take his order.

    "Good evening sir. Can I take your order?"

    "Ah yes. Bring me a fresh blood of a virgin, and type AB negative please." he replied.

    "Okay sir. Just a moment and I'll serve your drink."

    The bartender then went to the poor vampire to take his order as well.

    "Good evening sir. Can I take your order?"

    The poor vampire thought for a minute, then said, "Um, can you just give me a cup of hot water please."

    The bartender was intrigued."Of course sir. But why hot water only?"

    "Well as you can see, I managed to find a bloody REDACTED while rummaging the dumpster, so I'll just make myself a cup of tea."
    Now we know the real reason why we have sexy vampires that maintain a harem.
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    I find it very amusing that a very theoretical discussion of how to Optimize Bardic Music, turns into a discussion on how much worms you can eat in 7 minutes.

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    Default Re: Doctors work with/are vampires, conspiracy theory.

    I have not only heard that joke, but back in my 20's I use to tell it.
    Has any one seen my jar of anti-protons or my cyclotron of positrons?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sermil View Post

    How many surrealist painters does it take to change a light bulb?
    Soup made from multicolored machine parts
    Side employment:
    Professor Emeritus:Studies of Supernatural Events and Countermeasures;

    Miscatonic University, Nashville Campus

    sig thread is here



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