Confessions 3: Spilling The Beans Remix

[Bartmanhomer]

Well I might as well start a new Confession thread. You know what to do. Confess anything.

I collect all pokemon for Pokemon GO. (Generation 1 to Generation 3)

[8BitNinja]

I do not like playing Pathfinder. I believe it's just D&D 3e with many unnecessary rules.

[Bartmanhomer]

I do not like playing Pathfinder. I believe it's just D&D 3e with many unnecessary rules.

Dungeons and Dragons 3-3.5 edition and Pathfinder are the same basic game with a few differences.

[AMFV]

I really really wish I could hit a particular somebody right now. But I can't.

[Velaryon]

I'm supposed to be prepping for a D&D session tomorrow but I am feeling uninspired and not making much progress.

[AuthorGirl]

I'm supposed to be prepping for a D&D session tomorrow but I am feeling uninspired and not making much progress.

Join the club, mate

[Velaryon]

Join the club, mate

Well, I never did get as prepared as I should have been. And on top of that, one player who was expected to be unable to attend and whose character was also in a different place at the beginning of the session (and who I therefore planned around not being there) was able to make it after all. And yet somehow the session came out okay. The players seemed to have a good time, anyway, and I count that as a win even if I felt like I under-delivered.

[AuthorGirl]

Well, I never did get as prepared as I should have been. And on top of that, one player who was expected to be unable to attend and whose character was also in a different place at the beginning of the session (and who I therefore planned around not being there) was able to make it after all. And yet somehow the session came out okay. The players seemed to have a good time, anyway, and I count that as a win even if I felt like I under-delivered.

Hey, awesome! Meanwhile, my players just didn't show up.

[The Fury]

Most people I meet are terrified of spiders, I'm a little strange in the fact that I'm not all that bothered by them. I don't like killing them either, so it's always super awkward when someone tried to get me to kill a spider and I try to rescue it and put it outside instead.

A couple days ago, I found a jumping spider on a bench at a bus station. It really made my day! Did you know that they sit up on their back legs to get a better look at things? It's cute!

I hope I didn't give anyone nightmares just now. I've had more than a few people freak out on me when I mention that jumping spiders exist.

[2D8HP]

...my players just didn't show up.

Sad to learn that AG.

[8BitNinja]

I accidentally flushed two quarters down the toilet today. Even though it happened hours ago, it still feels like a failed investment.

I heard that some people here work in sewage. If you find 50 cents in the sewage, consider it a tip from me.

[Velaryon]

Hey, awesome! Meanwhile, my players just didn't show up.

That sucks. Why didn't they?

[Insane Jeenyus]

I accidentally flushed two quarters down the toilet today. Even though it happened hours ago, it still feels like a failed investment.

that sounds a lot like any investment advice these days. -just flushing it down the stool-

Confession:

I like playing Pathfinder more then any other system.

[AMFV]

I accidentally flushed two quarters down the toilet today. Even though it happened hours ago, it still feels like a failed investment.

I heard that some people here work in sewage. If you find 50 cents in the sewage, consider it a tip from me.

It'll be an even worse one once it clogs the pipes.

[2D8HP]

It'll be an even worse one once it clogs the pipes.

Two quarters?

Please.

My "best customers" can flush far more than that (lots of inaccuracies in the report, but you get the gist).

Though now the "overnight guests" hurt themselves more.

Besides the cloth and plastic the "guests" flush, what can really clog a drain well is dry pasta and rice.

[AMFV]

Two quarters?

Please.

My "best customers" can flush far more than that (lots of inaccuracies in the report, but you get the gist).

Though now the "overnight guests" hurt themselves more.

Besides the cloth and plastic the "guests" flush, what can really clog a drain well is dry pasta and rice.

It was a joke....

[2D8HP]

It was a joke....

A joke?!

This is no pla...

Oh wait..

It totally is.

Sorry!

[Goaty14]

I must confess that I just saw a horsefly for the first time and it scared me. Thankfully I was able to break its wings with a can of fruit and put it in an empty cup, then cover the cup with the can.

I'm too scared to check if it's still alive.

[Insane Jeenyus]

I must confess that I just saw a horsefly for the first time and it scared me. Thankfully I was able to break its wings with a can of fruit and put it in an empty cup, then cover the cup with the can.

I'm too scared to check if it's still alive.

Be careful, those flies can regrow their wings in 12 hours and fly with enough force to lift the cup. It was good to put the canned fruit on top of it.

Spoiler: confession #2

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I am told I am full of sheit, so take what I say with a grain of crystallized horsefly wings.

[8BitNinja]

Two quarters?

Please.

My "best customers" can flush far more than that (lots of inaccuracies in the report, but you get the gist).

Though now the "overnight guests" hurt themselves more.

Besides the cloth and plastic the "guests" flush, what can really clog a drain well is dry pasta and rice.

I'm sorry. Next time, I'll package my money in a tube that fits the pipes and flush it to tip you.

Or, if you prefer dealing with the things in these reports, I could always flush concrete mix.

[Amazon]

I wonder if 2D8HP feels well represented by the fact Laurin's daughter is also a plumber.

[2D8HP]

I wonder if 2D8HP feels well represented by the fact Laurin's daughter is also a plumber.

I do, but not as much as I do by the Cellarers' and Plumbers' Guild of Waterdeep at the Guildhall on Gaustus Street

[Insane Jeenyus]

I do, but not as much as I do by the Cellarers' and Plumbers' Guild of Waterdeep at the Guildhall on Gaustus Street

So, are you confessing to spilling the beans about the guild fees hike?

Confession #3: I know the answer is yes, but I am not telling.

[2D8HP]

So, are you confessing to spilling the beans about the guild fees hike?

I will neither confirm nor deny...

[Insane Jeenyus]

I will neither confirm nor deny...

since that is a double negative, that means you will either confirm or deny .. .. .. which one is it?

[2D8HP]

since that is a double negative, that means you will either confirm or deny .. .. .. which one is it?

I will neither confirm nor deny any knowledge of English language grammar.

[Insane Jeenyus]

I will neither confirm nor deny any knowledge of English language grammar.

*sigh* Well darn.

Confession #4P: I never was a very good grammar nazi.

[8BitNinja]

I will neither confirm nor deny any knowledge of English language grammar.

Finally, the first honest person ever when talking about their knowledge of the English language.

[Bartmanhomer]

I beat A Level 100 Mewtwo with my Level 1 Magikarp.

[Velaryon]

I beat A Level 100 Mewtwo with my Level 1 Magikarp.

Did he choke to death while eating your Magikarp?