Confessions 3: Spilling The Beans Remix

[Bartmanhomer]

Did he choke to death while eating your Magikarp?

No. Magikarp use Tackle and it was a one-hour knockout for Mewtwo.

[Fiery Diamond]

Most people I meet are terrified of spiders, I'm a little strange in the fact that I'm not all that bothered by them. I don't like killing them either, so it's always super awkward when someone tried to get me to kill a spider and I try to rescue it and put it outside instead.

A couple days ago, I found a jumping spider on a bench at a bus station. It really made my day! Did you know that they sit up on their back legs to get a better look at things? It's cute!

I hope I didn't give anyone nightmares just now. I've had more than a few people freak out on me when I mention that jumping spiders exist.

What? Why would someone freak out about that? Jumping spiders are adorable!

[8BitNinja]

My glasses are invincible. I once dropped them in a concert and they were stomped on at least 5 times, and they were not damaged at all.

[The Fury]

What? Why would someone freak out about that? Jumping spiders are adorable!

The short answer? The word "jumping" plus the word "spider." I don't think people that freak out actually know what a jumping spider looks like, but their imaginations must come up with something pretty horrifying.

Jumping spiders are cute, but that's not something you can explain to someone that freaked out because you said "jumping spider." I can usually get people to calm down a little if I mention that they sometimes wear dewdrops as hats.

[Bartmanhomer]

Magikarp is my favorite Pokémon of all time.

[8BitNinja]

The short answer? The word "jumping" plus the word "spider." I don't think people that freak out actually know what a jumping spider looks like, but their imaginations must come up with something pretty horrifying.

Jumping spiders are cute, but that's not something you can explain to someone that freaked out because you said "jumping spider." I can usually get people to calm down a little if I mention that they sometimes wear dewdrops as hats.

Because nothing can be dangerous if it wears a dewdrop hat.

[darkrose50]

In college I bought a printer that broke. I bought a new one and returned the broken one. I did this 3-4 times. The model must have been horrible.

Wal-Mart has this policy that they match printed ads. Another store had an error in their add. I went to many Wal-Mart's to see if they would match the error.

I think that there is a conspiracy suggesting that pumpkin pie is edible. Everyone is in on it, and they all want to trick me!

[Velaryon]

I think that there is a conspiracy suggesting that pumpkin pie is edible. Everyone is in on it, and they all want to trick me!

Preach it! Pumpkins are decorations, not food.

[Sophi789]

I actually like making names up on the spot.

[8BitNinja]

I am American yet I hate ketchup.

[2D8HP]

I saw a post that I was going to respond to with a full barrel "NAH-UHH", but then I saw that it was made be a DM of one of the PbP games I'm playing, so I didn't.

I feel a well of argumentativeness inside that craves release!

Please someone post something like that egg salad sandwiches and Coors light are tasty so I may say they're wrong.

[sneakykitten]

Confession One: I love World of Warcraft better than Dungeons and Dragons. Yes, WoW is not very original as far as high fantasy settings go yet I do like some of the chars and story, as well as going around the world and finding new animals or ppls to visit. And the fashion show was a really good idea though I suppose you could do fashion shows in D&D too?

It just was the first MMORPG that kept my little girls' brains occupied despite the violent fighting... so WoW for me and D&D if someone offers.

[8BitNinja]

I saw a post that I was going to respond to with a full barrel "NAH-UHH", but then I saw that it was made be a DM of one of the PbP games I'm playing, so I didn't.

I feel a well of argumentativeness inside that craves release!

Please someone post something like that egg salad sandwiches and Coors light are tasty so I may say they're wrong.

Egg salad sandwiches and Coor's light are both tasty

[2D8HP]

Egg salad sandwiches and Coor's light are both tasty

You sir are OBJECTIVELY WRONG!!!!

On this hill I'll die!

Pistols at dawn!!!!

(Did I do enough exclamation points? Many is usually just enough, but any less is far too little, so just in-case!!!!)

[Goaty14]

You sir are OBJECTIVELY WRONG!!!!

Egg salad sandwiches are OBJECTIVELY TASTY!!1! I HAVE NEVER MET A REAL SANDWICH-LOVES WHO DIDN'T LIKE EGG SALAD!1!!

I guess now would be a good time to confess that I've met a sandwich lover who didn't like egg salad

[2D8HP]

....now would be a good time to confess that I've met a sandwich lover who didn't like egg salad

Mmmmm... sandwich...

....I confess that now I think I'll go to the deli and get a Reuben, and blame traffic for my coming home late.

EDIT:

Foiled!

Traffic was really bad!

Getting some take-out chow fun for the family instead.

[Insane Jeenyus]

I think that there is a conspiracy suggesting that pumpkin pie is edible. Everyone is in on it, and they all want to trick me!

but it is sooooo yummy, you MUST try just one bite . . . . .

Confession #5:

I have always been an instigator of not very good ideas

[Insane Jeenyus]

Egg salad sandwiches and Coor's light are both tasty

I do not agree

Confession #6: I puked in my mouth when I read that post

[darkrose50]

Preach it! Pumpkins are decorations, not food.

For the longest time people would fool me into eating pumpkin. I must have been in my early 20's before I stopped trying it.

[2D8HP]

For the longest time people would fool me into eating pumpkin. I must have been in my early 20's before I stopped trying it.

I'd read that eating bananas reduces ones appetite, I tried it and it worked!

I didn't have any appetite for eating bananas.

[Insane Jeenyus]

I'd read that eating bananas reduces ones appetite, I tried it and it worked!

I didn't have any appetite for eating bananas.

Peanut butter and banana sammiches .. .. .. yummmmmers!

[sneakykitten]

Confession two: I was in love with a woman who didn't even notice I existed. What a sad shy little girl I was, huh?

[Insane Jeenyus]

Confession two: I was in love with a woman who didn't even notice I existed. What a sad shy little girl I was, huh?

talk about shy .. .. ..

Confession #7:

I am in love with a beautiful woman who is 28 and interested in me because I am 55.

[sneakykitten]

Confession #3: I am happy for InsaneJeenyus for finding love. I currently have a boyfriend. We're... in love I guess??

[Fiery Diamond]

Confession: I cry when watching movies. Like, almost every movie I watch, even when I've seen the movie before. And I mostly watch Disney and Pixar movies. I just rewatched Bolt and was all choked up for most of the movie.

[2D8HP]

Confession: I cry when watching...

You're not alone in doing that.

[Bartmanhomer]

I'm used to be accident-prone when I was a little boy through my teenage years.

[sneakykitten]

Confession #4: I dislike some ppls' attitudes about girls. Like we aren't all Suzy Homemaker okay? It's also my dream to be Suzy Homemaker related.

[Goaty14]

I confess that I haven't been eating my veggies as of late.

[Bartmanhomer]

I created my own original Pokémon.