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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    Really? Wow! LOL!
    Well, yeah. To my credit, the flame looks a little like soft-serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fury View Post
    Well, yeah. To my credit, the flame looks a little like soft-serve.
    I think it's common for kids to let their imaginations run wild.

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    So is this a place for real confessions, or gibberish? BartmanHomer, you are throwing the curve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie the Duck View Post
    So is this a place for real confessions, or gibberish? BartmanHomer, you are throwing the curve.
    Both actually.

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    Real Confession: I get the worse luck when the most of the games that I played died down.

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    real confession: I am hurting to day. only physical. emotionally I am as fine as frog hair split 4 ways.
    Has any one seen my jar of anti-protons or my cyclotron of positrons?

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    **** it! This is what it for!

    Confession: My wife and I own our home outright, have no expensive needs or hobbies, have by all accounts stable careers, and apparently are in the top 3% income earners in our country... and I cannot stop feeling financially insecure.

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    confession number ???:

    Today I ache all over, have spasms in arms, hands and abdomen all day long. I survived the day regardless and I wll still press on.
    Has any one seen my jar of anti-protons or my cyclotron of positrons?

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    Another real Confession:

    I really don't like the TV Show Judge Judy because I don't don't like the way she treats all her guest on her show. The woman is an abusive *****. And for all of the Judge Judy fans reading this post, don't get upset at me for not liking your favorite TV show because I lost a friend on Facebook last year because he happened to be a Judge Judy fan and he got really upset at me because of my dislike of Judge Judy and block me permanently for it.

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    I am not a fan of any court show
    Has any one seen my jar of anti-protons or my cyclotron of positrons?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    Another real Confession:

    I really don't like the TV Show Judge Judy because I don't don't like the way she treats all her guest on her show. The woman is an abusive *****. And for all of the Judge Judy fans reading this post, don't get upset at me for not liking your favorite TV show because I lost a friend on Facebook last year because he happened to be a Judge Judy fan and he got really upset at me because of my dislike of Judge Judy and block me permanently for it.
    That's such a bull reason for dumping a friend. So sorry it happened, but if he couldn't even handle differing media preferences, it may have been inevitable, Judge Judy or not.

    Quote Originally Posted by Insane Jeenyus View Post
    I am not a fan of any court show
    I like Law and Order. Does that count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ve4grm View Post
    That's such a bull reason for dumping a friend. So sorry it happened, but if he couldn't even handle differing media preferences, it may have been inevitable, Judge Judy or not.



    I like Law and Order. Does that count?
    Well it goes to show some people who your real friends are and he wasn't a real friend. And beside I still stand by what I said about the TV show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    Another real Confession:

    I really don't like the TV Show Judge Judy because I don't don't like the way she treats all her guest on her show. The woman is an abusive *****. And for all of the Judge Judy fans reading this post, don't get upset at me for not liking your favorite TV show because I lost a friend on Facebook last year because he happened to be a Judge Judy fan and he got really upset at me because of my dislike of Judge Judy and block me permanently for it.
    My mom used to watch the show, so I inadvertantly got exposed to it a few times. Not a fan either. I think my mom found it cathartic, because Judy takes no nonsense from anyone and puts people in their place when they're wasting her time. My mom used to be a social worker and she could not be rude to people who deserved it, even when they were obviously trying to scam her, or didn't bother to do their paperwork, or any number of other ways they could waste her time.

    Me personally, I agree with Insane Jeenyus. I don't like any of those court shows. The most hilarious for me was I think called Moral Court or something like that, where the guy wasn't even a real judge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    My mom used to watch the show, so I inadvertantly got exposed to it a few times. Not a fan either. I think my mom found it cathartic, because Judy takes no nonsense from anyone and puts people in their place when they're wasting her time. My mom used to be a social worker and she could not be rude to people who deserved it, even when they were obviously trying to scam her, or didn't bother to do their paperwork, or any number of other ways they could waste her time.

    Me personally, I agree with Insane Jeenyus. I don't like any of those court shows. The most hilarious for me was I think called Moral Court or something like that, where the guy wasn't even a real judge.
    Well I'm surprised that Judge Judy is still on the air for so many years.

    Back to real confessions: I always wear my older brother cosplay suit at the Halloween Parade every year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ve4grm View Post
    That's such a bull reason for dumping a friend. So sorry it happened, but if he couldn't even handle differing media preferences, it may have been inevitable, Judge Judy or not.



    I like Law and Order. Does that count?
    hmmm. Let me rephrase: reality court shows. fictional shows are supposed to be drama, but the reality tv show thing is so stinkin' fake, my head hurts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie the Duck View Post
    **** it! This is what it for!

    Confession: My wife and I own our home outright, have no expensive needs or hobbies, have by all accounts stable careers, and apparently are in the top 3% income earners in our country... and I cannot stop feeling financially insecure.

    That's awesome W the D!

    My situarion is similar, the house is paid off, were in the top 12% of U.S.A household income (but only in the top 40% for the town we live in), and my job is secure....
    ....as long as I can physically do it, which is a very real worry.

    Quote Originally Posted by Insane Jeenyus View Post
    confession number ???:

    Today I ache all over, have spasms in arms, hands and abdomen all day long. I survived the day regardless and I wll still press on.

    Good luck I J, I pray that you feel better.
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    true confession: the pain is my fault. I ran out of one of m pain management meds by not ordering a rx within a reasonable time. should get here soon though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    That's awesome W the D!
    Well, no it's not, since apparently there isn't such a thing as 'enough' that I won't feel like it could all disappear tomorrow. A disaster-expecting mind is a horrible thing.

    My situarion is similar, the house is paid off, were in the top 12% of U.S.A household income (but only in the top 40% for the town we live in), and my job is secure....
    ....as long as I can physically do it, which is a very real worry.
    But good for you. I recall you work in the bending/stooping/pipe-turning trade. I can only imagine how a trick knee or the like could turn that agonizing quickly.

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    Ok this is a confession just for fun: I'm known as God-Tier Man the overpowered superhero in this forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ve4grm View Post
    I like Law and Order. Does that count?
    JAG's my poison. That one was spoonfed to me.

    And if anyone laughs at me for it I can just go "objection, badgering the witness!"
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    Joining in the real confession bandwagon.

    I'm always worried that the girl I have a crush on will take me trying to be nice as flirting, or is flirting at me. While at the exact same time being worried that her being so smiley is a sign she doesn't like me.
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    Real Confession this time:

    I'm a terrible liar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    Joining in the real confession bandwagon.

    I'm always worried that the girl I have a crush on will take me trying to be nice as flirting, or is flirting at me. While at the exact same time being worried that her being so smiley is a sign she doesn't like me.
    Real confession: same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    Real Confession this time:

    I'm a terrible liar.
    I, however, am the world's best truth obscurer.

    Quote Originally Posted by rooster707 View Post
    Real confession: same.
    I suspect it's the case for most people on this forum. I've at least got to the stage where I'm comfortablish talking to her, but I have enough trouble reading people at the best of times.

    Even worse is that if she was English I'd know by know that she hates me, way too nice
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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    I, however, am the world's best truth obscurer.



    I suspect it's the case for most people on this forum. I've at least got to the stage where I'm comfortablish talking to her, but I have enough trouble reading people at the best of times.

    Even worse is that if she was English I'd know by know that she hates me, way too nice
    My sarcasm sense are tingling.

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    confession:

    I have no Idea how to ask a woman out. there is a 32 year old I would like to ask out, but I am 55.
    Has any one seen my jar of anti-protons or my cyclotron of positrons?

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    Doesn't pass the Half Your Age Plus Seven rule.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jwhouk View Post
    Doesn't pass the Half Your Age Plus Seven rule.
    that would be .. .. .. 32, yup. And I think she has an interest in me.
    Has any one seen my jar of anti-protons or my cyclotron of positrons?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane Jeenyus View Post
    confession:

    I have no Idea how to ask a woman out. there is a 32 year old I would like to ask out, but I am 55.
    Confession: I don't know how old my crush is.

    Other confession: I may not be crushing on just the one person. Hooray awkwardness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jwhouk View Post
    Doesn't pass the Half Your Age Plus Seven rule.
    It's right on the edge. And as always, that's not a hard and fast rule (especially as ages go up and everyone involved becomes a mature adult), just a good guideline for when an outsider might see it as creepy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Insane Jeenyus View Post
    confession:

    I have no Idea how to ask a woman out. there is a 32 year old I would like to ask out, but I am 55.
    With such an age gap, it'd be tricky, and can easily come across as creepy if handled poorly. Try to couch it in something like "Forgive me if I've misread anything, but I really enjoy our time together..."

    And if rejected, "That's fine. Like I said, I do enjoy having you as a friend as well."

    AKA the British/Canadian method - just keep apologizing!
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