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    ElfWarriorGuy

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    You can! In fact, you have two ways- one is to run for office yourself, the other is to lobby on behalf of the screenwriter's guild! In either event though, you're still going to have to deal with endless reboots and ridiculously open endings.

    I wish for an extra day's worth of time.
    Xykon's not Evil. He just get bored really easily. And he doesn't have constructive hobbies.
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    HUGS FOR ALL!
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    You're a perfect person.
    Isn't Socksy adorabibbles?

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    Uh... I have this time management calendar.


    I wish I wish, with all my heart. To fly with dragons in the land apart.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by flatfooted View Post
    Nice to know you're consistently homicidal, though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Xihirli's ability to stay alive has befuddled all of science for years.
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I love you, you kooky loon.

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    You're in luck! I have free tickets to just the place...

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    I wish for a global nuclear disarmament treaty.
    Leo, Minnie, Ajax, Timmy.
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    Crisis21's Avatar

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    I can certainly help you draft one, but I'm forbidden from making people sign it. Especially after what happened last time...


    I wish I could get out of jail free.
    Wind & Sound Elemental Eric Greenhilt avatar by Akrim.elf
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    Here's this rope. Depending on the manner in which you use it, parts of you could soon be leaving the prison entirely free of charge.

    I wish the budget on these wishes was removed.

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    Imp

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    Well, I can point you to the overkill wish granting thread. They really know how to party there.

    I wish I had some duct tape to repair the fourth wall.
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    I have a piece of scotch tape. Good enough, right?

    I wish for a mug of hot chocolate.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    Orc in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    I wish for a mug of hot chocolate.
    I can rub my hands really fast to convert mechanical energy into thermal energy then touch you thus transferring that energy. Now you just have to preserve that energy long enough to find a mug and chocolate.

    I wish I had a talking dog sidekick.

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    Discount shelter pet deployed! Cinco doesn't actually talk, but she barks a lot to make up for it.

    I wish I had presents to give for everyone's birthdays.
    Leo, Minnie, Ajax, Timmy.
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    Orc in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I wish I had presents to give for everyone's birthdays.
    Here's a single birthday card. Make a lot of copies.

    I wish for lobster dinner.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Here, have a sea urchin! (Bet you didn't know they were one of a lobster's usual dinners)

    I wish I had a pet lobster

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    I'm not allowed to handle live animals ever since the incident. Here, have a bar of soap shaped like a lobster.


    I wish for a cute kitty cat.
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    Orc in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I wish for a cute kitty cat.

    Here:

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    "Meow"

    That counts right?

    I wish I was better at ascii art.

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    Wikihow has got your back. https://www.wikihow.com/Create-ASCII-Art

    I wish I had more cookies.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    Orc in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    Wikihow has got your back. https://www.wikihow.com/Create-ASCII-Art

    I wish I had more cookies.
    Here are a bunch of crumbs.

    I wish for a jet pack.

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    Okay! This reusable shopping bag should easily be small enough to count as a carry-on, and I've put in a bottle of water, a few granola bars and a bargain-bin romance novel to read.

    I wish for a pair of internet-enabled AR goggles.
    Leo, Minnie, Ajax, Timmy.
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    DruidGirl

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    I can get you fake costume glasses and the hallucinogen of your choice.
    I wish it was summer.

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    DruidGirl

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    With this space-heater, you can pretend that it's summer!

    I wish to save the Texas Prairie Chicken. (Cheers to anyone who gets that reference!)
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
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    Orc in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    With this space-heater, you can pretend that it's summer!

    I wish to save the Texas Prairie Chicken. (Cheers to anyone who gets that reference!)
    Okay. Here:





    Now just save the images.

    I wish for a balloon.

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    DruidGirl

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    I wish to remind Magic_Hat that I can't see responses from someone I've put on Ignore!
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
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  21. - Top - End - #411
    Orc in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I wish to remind Magic_Hat that I can't see responses from someone I've put on Ignore!
    Sorry I only caught some of that. Here's what I caught:

    I ish o emin agi_Ha hat I ant se rons rom meon ve pu on Igre!

    "Rons rom meon ve"? Okay. Granted.

    I wish to know why any posters on this forum have me on Ignore if I am.

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    It is because they hit the button that says 'Add to Ignore List'. (Who would have thought?)

    Can I have a large diamond?
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    Orc in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    Can I have a large diamond?
    You can. I mean you are physically able to own and retain one. Too bad you didn't wish for one or ask if you may.

    I wish I knew why someone on this forum would want to put me on Ignore and to possibly apologize for anything I did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I wish I knew why someone on this forum would want to put me on Ignore and to possibly apologize for anything I did.
    I mean, there's any number of reasons why someone would do that, but I have no idea which one applies here.


    I wish for superpowers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I wish for superpowers.
    You're ambidextrous. That's a superpower right?

    I wish to apologize for anything I did that might make someone on this thread put me on ignore and that some one conveys this message in the next post so if someone does have me on ignore it might be seen and I can properly apologize and at this point this is just a really long run on sentence.

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    Don't pester people trying to get them to unblock you. It's a fool's errand.

    Hypocritically, I wish for the ability to resolve personal conflicts between my friends.
    Leo, Minnie, Ajax, Timmy.
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    DruidGirl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Don't pester people trying to get them to unblock you. It's a fool's errand.
    Especially if they can't see the person who's "pestering" them. It could all have been avoided, and the one doing the Ignoring isn't liking it any better...

    Seriously; all I see is this: This message is hidden because Magic_Hat is on your ignore list. How do I know if you're trying to cuss me out, or be nice to me?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Hypocritically, I wish for the ability to resolve personal conflicts between my friends.
    That's not hypocritical; it's very sweet. You can get some of your friends to do a half-hearted handshake. I make no guarantees as to who they are, though.

    I wish for the ability to build bridges of understanding and peace between nations.
    Last edited by CyberiadQueen; 2019-05-18 at 02:28 PM.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Men are Mortal
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I wish for the ability to build bridges of understanding and peace between nations.
    I've got a copy of 'bridge building for dummies', a crowbar and a scroll of plane shift to get you to the nine hells, as I hear the material they pave their roads with is pretty similar to 'understanding and peace'.

    I wish for an infinite energy source.
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    An infinite energy source would be a black hole, and cause all sorts of wonkyness we are not allowed. I do have this consolation AA battery though.

    (CyberiadQueen, Magic_Hat doesn't know what he did to be put on ignore, and wishes to apologise for whatever it was. They are being nice.)

    I would like a viola.
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    DruidGirl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    An infinite energy source would be a black hole, and cause all sorts of wonkyness we are not allowed. I do have this consolation AA battery though.

    (CyberiadQueen, Magic_Hat doesn't know what he did to be put on ignore, and wishes to apologise for whatever it was. They are being nice.)

    I would like a viola.
    (Okay; thank you for clearing that up. If there was a heart emoji, I'd put one here. I've taken him off Ignore now.)

    And I think I still have that toy ukulele I played with when I was little; it's no viola, but it's still a stringed instrument...

    I wish to write a penny dreadful in the finest Victorian tradition.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

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