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    If you're willing to help me clean out the freezer, you can use all of the frost we shave off from the sides!

    I wish to go outside in a storm without getting blown around and/or struck by lightning.
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty, Erica.
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    I'm not allowed to create storms ever since the office got sued by the Weather Channel. However, you can totally check the Weather Channel to see when the next storm without lightning or strong winds will be in your area.


    I wish to throw the biggest party ever.
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    Here's an invitation for one 'Bob Smith'. You do have a photocopier, right? And know a lot of people with that name?

    I wish for a rocketship.
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    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

  4. - Top - End - #274
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    Well, if you're intending to go to space and live among the stars, you're out of luck. But! If you just want to travel quickly in general, we do have this old jet ski, which our neighbors didn't take with them when they moved because the fuel for it isn't available commercially anymore and you have to mix it yourself.

    I wish for something to do tonight.
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty, Erica.
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    All I've got for you are these talking mice. One's a genius, granted, but the other one's insane.

    I wish for a turkey.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    I wish for a turkey.
    Here's a hand turkey.

    I wish it was acceptable to end every sentence with an exclamation mark!

  7. - Top - End - #277
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    Grammatically speaking, it very much is! Just be sure not to actually shout in real life! That would be rude! It's also considered unprofessional in writing!

    I wish for more disk space.
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    I can give you instructions to a nearby Best Buy..

    I wish for penguins.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    Here's a penguin plushie.

    I wish for more CDs.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    Here's a coupon for 50% off at HMV, valid until 3pm today.

    I wish for a new phone.
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    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Here's one of mine! I got it in 2003. What? It's new to you.

    I wish for a peanut butter sandwich.
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    I can just about manage a single slice of stale bread and one peanut.

    I wish to not be hungry right now.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
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    #LiberateHongKong

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    *gives you a coupon for one free small fries at McDonalds*


    I wish to play Jumanji.
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    I've got an old copy of 'Monopoly: Jungle Edition'.

    I wish for more success in online dating.
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    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    ...All I've got for you is a comb.

    I wish to be cheered up.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    I've got some bad jokes. (What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant)

    I wish for a cat.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    I'm not not a humanoid. Come not not be one too.

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    Here, I've got you a book, "How To Catcall". I'm not sure it works, though... I haven't seen a single cat and all I've gotten is slapped silly.

    I wish for some soup.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    I've got a stone, I've heard you can make soup out of that.

    I wish for the chance to meet people.
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    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    See over there? That's a "Door". It leads to a place called "Outside". Rumor has it that this "Outside" has about 7 billion people in it, which you have a chance to meet by opening and traveling through that "Door".

    I wish for a shark with a laser on its head.
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    Here's a laser pointer. If you visit an aquarium you may be able to point it at a shark's head before the security people confiscate it and kick you out.

    I would like perfect score on my next test.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    I'm not not a humanoid. Come not not be one too.

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    An overwhelming need to study for your next test fills you. You begin studying day and night until you score a perfectly on your test.

    I wish for a new car.

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    Hahaha, nope! You get a rusty trade-in that was supposed to be destroyed in 2005 for environmental reasons!

    I wish to cause a global crisis!
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty, Erica.
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    Aw, yeah! I'm going global baby!



    I wish all of my airfare for going global was paid in full.
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    Who said anything about airfare? Here's a rubber dinghy.

    I wish for a powerful sentient supercomputer.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Well it's not powerful or sentient, but I've given your laptop the power of flight. It just requires an arm motion, let me show you.

    I wish for something to stop the laptop breaking at the end of it's controlled fight into the wall. Quickly, there's only a couple of seconds left...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    The wall is coated with African Giant Earthworms immediately before the laptop impacts them. They are stacked deep enough to stop it.

    I wish to get rid of all these earthworms (and also all stinkbugs, ever).
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    You successfully get rid of maybe three dozen of the worms. The stinkbugs will just have to leave of their own volition.

    I wish to get rich quick.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    I have some savings bonds in the back?

    I wish for all the erased universes to be brought back.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    I wish for all the erased universes to be brought back.
    I can only bring back the fast food restaurants from those erased universes.

    I wish I could visit some fast food restaurants from other universes.

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    We'll just put that order on Uber Eats. It should get here in...oh, 70 billion years or so.

    I wish it were 70 billion years from now.
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