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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I wish it were 70 billion years from now.
    Well I'm sure it's 70 billion years from some point in time. Maybe not Earth years, but 70 billion (some planet's) years.

    I wish I could star in a superhero film.

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    You've been roped into an extremely low-budget student superhero film. All of your stunts are performed by poorly constructed puppets, and the special effects are...not so special.

    I wish to write a play.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    *Gives you pen and paper* If there was anything else stopping you, I can't help you there.


    I wish for a good night's sleep.

    @V: That sounds like it belongs in the Corrupt a Wish or Overkill Wish threads.
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    You sleep soundly, awakening at 7 am, only to find that it is Tuesday, and 5 days have passed.

    I wish to practice piano as much as I should (1 hour / day, minimum).
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    What's stopping you? Do you need an alarm clock as a reminder? Because if so, you're in luck! I've been trying to get rid of this real-life timer that's been going off in my basement every night at midnight for years!

    I wish for a way to travel between two cities that are 300 miles apart without spending too much time or fuel.
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    What qualifies as "too much fuel" for a cannon? Because that's about all I can manage for you. You'll at least get there quickly. Hopefully all in one piece...

    I wish to stop making so many darned typos.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    I could give you an old version of Autocorrect, but do you really want it?


    I wish for a version of Autocorrect that is actually useful.
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    Wish granted! Here's a dictionary.

    I wish for an avocado tree.
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    Here is an avocado. Just plant it, and wait 15-20 years.

    I wish I could pay for college.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    I wish I could pay for college.
    Here's a penny. You're one cent closer!

    I wish for a new MCU film that isn't horribly cliche and predictable.

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    I have a baseball bat to help you forget the tropes you find predictable.

    I wish for a pet spider.
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    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    I wish for a pet spider.
    Leave your window open. Something will crawl in.

    I wish I could be in the Olympics.

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    Shoot, the registration for volunteers is already closed for the 2020 games. I imagine they'll still need volunteers in 2022, though, and of course the special olympics are always recruiting.

    I wish for a new toaster.
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    The one that my brother disassembled and sort of put back together counts as new, right?

    I'd like a bar of good dark chocolate.
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    I have a bar of good chocolate and some black paint.

    I wish for a diamond I can use to resurrect my friend.
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    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Here's a somewhat damaged zircon with some inclusions. That might be pure enough to do the trick. Maybe.

    I roll to wear a flashy amethyst ring.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to wear a flashy amethyst ring.
    Here's a small segment of purple string. Tie it around your finger and pretend it's amethyst.

    I wish to steal CyberiadQueen's string.

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    Here's a small segment of violet string. Tie it around your finger and pretend that it's purple and used to belong to CyberiadQueen.

    I wish for pants.
    Xykon's not Evil. He just get bored really easily. And he doesn't have constructive hobbies.
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    You're a perfect person.
    Isn't Socksy adorabibbles?

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    Due to cuts in the wardrobe department, we are fresh out of pants. Here's a shirt that says pants on it... that's kind of the same thing, right?

    I wish for more free time.
    So, I went completely AWOL... Sorry about that, I will return when life picks up a rhythm again.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
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    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    Here's a piece of paper with a clock face drawn on it. The big hand is pointing to the twelve, and the small hand is pointing to the two. Just...I dunno, tape it on top of the clock that says you don't have enough time I guess.

    I wish wishes were horses.
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    Well we can't ALL be eating steak, but I can at least get you a nice steak dinner... Everyone else will have to fend for themselves.

    I wish for allergies to burn the fiery death of a thousand flaming suns.
    So, I went completely AWOL... Sorry about that, I will return when life picks up a rhythm again.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
    Quote Originally Posted by frogglesmash View Post
    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    I can give you a matchbook with the company logo on it. The next time you feel an allergy attack coming on, feel free to light yourself on fire.

    I wish to grant two more peoples' wishes! Including Korith's, because I didn't really follow the Steak logic!
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    You aim your wish-granting intentions well, which I guess is close enough to granting the wishes.

    I wish to play with the horses in the field across the road from me.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Just run across the road, jump the fence, and do so.

    I'd like a free membership to IMSLP.
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    *writing noises*
    Here.
    It's not valid anywhere that they actually check these things, though.

    I wish for my enemies to be teleported into the sun.
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    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    I got them as far as the sunlight. That's "in the sun", right?

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    because I didn't really follow the Steak logic!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jayne
    Yeah well if wishes were horses we'd all be eatin' steak.
    Have you not watched Firefly? You should! In fact, I wish everyone here would watch Firefly.
    So, I went completely AWOL... Sorry about that, I will return when life picks up a rhythm again.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
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    I've watched Firefly. Is that enough?


    I wish for a giant mech.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I wish for a giant mech.
    Giant is such a relative term. To an ant you're a giant. So here's a one foot tall robot.

    I wish for cool sun glasses.

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    I have one of those little plastic dealies the doctor gives you after dilating your eyes for an exam. If they're not cool enough, maybe you can put them in the freezer for a few hours?

    I wish I had a better way to deal with panhandlers.
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    Maybe you could put them in the freezer for a few hours...

    I wish I wasn't such a smartass.
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