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    Hmm... it says here I can give you a 12-step program on how to be a smartalec instead.


    I wish for some good news.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I wish for some good news.
    The world didn't end...today.

    I wish for a weapon that will end the world.

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    Here; have a slingshot. At least it'll mildly inconvenience the world.

    I wish to own the world.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I wish I wasn't such a smartass.
    Okay. You are now lightly less of a donkey. I don't know about the smart part though.

    I wish I had an intelligent donkey.

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    Unfortunately, funding was slashed for research into breeding smarter farm animals after the meat lobby objected. Even the electricity bill for the old lab hasn't been paid in months... here, have this freezer full of donkey sperm instead.

    I wish for a new freezer.

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    All I could scrounge up was this styrofoam cooler.

    I wish to repair the ozone layer
    So, I went completely AWOL... Sorry about that, I will return when life picks up a rhythm again.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
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    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    Here's a post-market UV lamp. Have at it.

    I wish dogs could talk.
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    Very well, all dogs speak 'dog' language. A few talented ones can understand 'cat'.


    I wish to film cats and dogs being adorable.
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    There's always room for new volunteers at the rescue centre. Bring your own camera.

    I wish to learn to dance better

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    You take three dance lessons. You don't get too much out of them, but at least you know a few more steps than you did before taking them.

    I roll to be a prima ballerina.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to be a prima ballerina.
    The ballet? You mean I get to reuse this clip:



    You now have a small car and fez. Homer Simpon's definition of a ballerina is the budget kind right?

    I wish to watch CyberiadQueen's "ballet" performance.

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    You already have the clip, just watch it again. We both know that that was what you really wanted anyway.

    I wish I wasn't paralyzed with inexplicable anxiety.
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    Here's a list of reasons to be anxious. Now it's not inexplicable anxiety!

    I wish to bring back everybody killed in the last four days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    *enormous pile of dead bodies appears in the yard* "Here, I've brought them back to you"
    (alternately a bunch of photos appear w/ the message "they're never truly gone as long as we remember them" blegh)

    I wish to be rich and famous


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    Here; have a slingshot. At least it'll mildly inconvenience the world.

    I wish to own the world.
    Here is a globe

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    Well, we can rent you about 2.6954 x 10-44 seconds of immeasurable fame and fortune. Sound good? Too late anyway. Time's up.

    I wish for a solid gold statue memorializing Bohandas's brief moment of immeasurable fame and fortune.
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    The statue is but a single decaying atom of Au-196, a fitting representation of the small and unstable nature of fame. It currently resides in your bloodstream as a tiny blip in an ever-refreshing river of shifting proteins and aggressive pathogens, of cold iron and burning oxygen. If it's lucky, perhaps its brief moment will leave a permanent genetic record of its passing. The atom knows not that the fruits of its legacy will almost certainly become cancerous later on. (I'm not actually giving you cancer. It's literally a single particle of beta radiation, you'll be fine.)

    ...shoot, I just made myself sad again. I wish for a rebuttal in defense of artistic or rebellious pursuits.
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    Do not worry, for beauty is truth, so you may ignore any inconvenient realities that fail to be more beautiful than your imagination. Try not to run afoul of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Tralal.

    I wish for infinite eyebrows.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    I wish for infinite eyebrows.
    You now have one more eyebrow hair.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    You already have the clip, just watch it again. We both know that that was what you really wanted anyway.
    Hey good point!

    I wish for more chances to derail this thread and make classic Simpsons references.

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    I wish to be a ballet dancer.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    I wish to be a ballet dancer.
    Nah. Too easy. Just scroll up this page to one of my earlier posts.

    I wish to be able to reference other classic non-Simpsons cartoons.

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    Well, I've been on a big Homestuck/Undertale kick for a few years, so I'm a little out of practice, but, um... something something moose and squirrel?

    I wish to know how the Bugblatter Beast got its name.
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    I forgot.

    I wish to never remember how the bugblatter beast got its name.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    I've got a hammer and a nail and some rubbing alcohol. If that's what you really want, they should be able to manage a DIY lobotomy. (Kids, don't do this at home)

    I wish I could remember where my towel was.
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    Wherever it is, it's unlikely that Douglas Adams' ghost has stolen it and gone hitchhiking. And if he has, we don't know how far he's got or in what direction.

    I wish Douglas Adams was still alive and writing books.
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    No resurrecting people, sorry... but there are plenty of people out there that are alive and writing books, so presumably one is relatively similar to Douglas Adams' style. If not, well... I tried.

    I wish for the abolishment of frowns.
    Xykon's not Evil. He just get bored really easily. And he doesn't have constructive hobbies.
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    HUGS FOR ALL!
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    You're a perfect person.
    Isn't Socksy adorabibbles?

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    Consider employment with Disney or McDonald's.

    I wish for a working electric drill.
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    I can provide you with a mostly accurate map to the nearest hardware store. Will that do?

    I wish for an excellent chocolate cake.
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    I have some cocoa, weed, and a copy of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Let's do this thing.

    I wish for a penny.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironsmith View Post
    I wish for a penny.
    Here's an IOU for one cent, not valid until the year 2525...if man is still alive.

    I wish to pull off the greatest April Fool's Day prank ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    Here's an IOU for one cent, not valid until the year 2525...if man is still alive.
    I would have been willing to bet fifty cents that I was the only one here who's heard that song.

    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I wish to pull off the greatest April Fool's Day prank ever.
    Here's a decade-old whoopee cushion, and a joybuzzer. You can do something clever with that, right?

    I wish to relax.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
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