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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    MindFlayer

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    Default Re: Wish Granting on a Budget

    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    The wifi now works for a randomly-chosen five minutes a day. When you're not there.

    I wish for everyone's wishes to come true, without budgetary limitations.
    I can grant one wish, but it has to be made in the hard of hearing thread.


    I wish that I could do anything I want.
    Quote Originally Posted by Abyssal Keeper View Post
    Please do not lick members of the committee, thank you.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Aug 2018

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masema View Post
    I wish that I could do anything I want.
    Here's a note book and a pen. With you imagination you can write a story where you can do anything!

    I wish to publish a best selling novel and JK Rowling and Stephen King and George RR Martin like it so much they come over to my house for a sleep over and we eat junk food and play sleep over games generally just have a good time.

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    DruidGuy

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    Sep 2019

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    Here's a note book and a pen. With you imagination you can write a story where you can do anything!

    I wish to publish a best selling novel and JK Rowling and Stephen King and George RR Martin like it so much they come over to my house for a sleep over and we eat junk food and play sleep over games generally just have a good time.
    Well, I can get you a novel that people you don't know will read! About 10 of them, in fact. And one of them lives down the street, and would be willing to hang out with you for a night, maybe, if he's not busy.

    I wish I could command people to DANCE, DANCE FOR MY AMUSEMENT!!!!!

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    DruidGirl

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    I can trip over my own feet for you, but that's the best I can do.

    I wish I could dance without tripping over my own feet.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    Imp

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    Well, we can pretend that Jumping Jacks are a sort of dance...

    I wish for an authentic rustic experience.
    This is a boring signature.
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
    EXPLODED RUNES
    PICTURE OF A CAT
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES

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    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

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    Woods're that way. You can walk, can't you?

    I wish for free entry to the next MtG prerelease event!
    Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2019-09-21 at 04:57 PM.
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    DruidGuy

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    Default Re: Wish Granting on a Budget

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Woods're that way. You can walk, can't you?

    I wish for free entry to the next MtG prerelease event!
    Here's a booster pack. Enjoy!

    I wish I could control when I fall asleep.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Aug 2018

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhyrexianShovel View Post
    I wish I could control when I fall asleep.
    Here's a single sleeping pill.

    I wish to put an end to the MCU forever!

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    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

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    Don't bother. We've already tried that several times with the comics universe. They'll just make up some magic nonsense to recreate everything, except it all takes place twenty years later so it's still modern-day. You're better off waiting for the medium of cinema to die out IRL.

    I wish for some coffee that doesn't taste like coffee.
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    GnomePirate

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    Mount Pleasant, SC
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Don't bother. We've already tried that several times with the comics universe. They'll just make up some magic nonsense to recreate everything, except it all takes place twenty years later so it's still modern-day. You're better off waiting for the medium of cinema to die out IRL.

    I wish for some coffee that doesn't taste like coffee.
    I have a can of sparkling water with the label scratched out, will that do?
    The coffee doesn't taste like anything. There is a very very faint hint of lime.

    I wish for a 4th edition of AdEva.
    Last edited by breck_sk; 2019-10-02 at 10:36 AM.
    I have no idea what I'm doing.

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