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    BarbarianGuy

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    Well here is some cream sugar vanilla, coco and an ice cream maker, also I've got a bag of sporks



    I wish I had a pony
    The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be

    HAVE FUN

    (FUN being defined as it is in dwarf fortress)

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Here is a 'my little pony' starter set.

    I wish to be able to fly first class the rest of my life.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChaoticHarmony View Post
    I wish I could pump up the jam
    I literally have no idea what that means so here's some strawberry jam and a bicycle pump.

    I wish I knew what "pump up the jam" meant.

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    Here's a pocket dictionary. A few pages have been ripped out and there's mad scribblings all over the pages, but I think 'pump', 'up', and 'jam' are still present and mostly legible.


    I wish I could turn into a cat at will.
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    EvilClericGuy

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    I can make you have the body of a cat mind transfer however is way too expensive

    I wish for a goldfish in an aquarium

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    ElfRogueGirl

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    You get a soup bowl full of water. With goldfish crackers floating in it.

    I wish I had some goldfish crackers.
    I'm Chaotic Good! Ish!

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Here is a coupon for 10% off on goldfish crackers.

    I wish to be able to fly first class the rest of my life.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    I wish to be able to fly first class the rest of my life.
    You can fly first class once, but plane has to take off in and land in the same state making travel by air almost pointless.

    I wish I was ruler of my very own small, European country (not unlike Dr. Doom).

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    EvilClericGuy

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    Well i have a turf of land in Scotland it makes you lord of the 5 inch by 5 inch area that the turf takes up. You can call yourself a lord with it.

    I wish for omnidirectional senses

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    I think I can widen your field of vision by 20%.


    I wish for a list of a hundred common items and/or animals.
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    To say the truth... Can you not simpl look at your equipment-list?

    I wish for a less lazy special effects team.

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    BarbarianGuy

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    I can get you a nervous unpaid intern and a book called Photoshop for Dummies

    I wish it was easier to be honest
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChaoticHarmony View Post
    I wish it was easier to be honest
    Next time a girl asks if she looks good in an outfit and she doesn't you can be honest to that one person without hurting them.

    I wish I could write and direct Star Wars Episode IX and appear in the film as a main character that ends up saving the galaxy and I get a rap song with Yoda that everybody loves.

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    BarbarianGuy

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    Here is a copy of the prequels, I've edited your face in over Hayden Christensen


    I wish I could go back in time and replace Hayden Christensen with literally any other actor for the star wars prequels
    The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be

    HAVE FUN

    (FUN being defined as it is in dwarf fortress)

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    EvilClericGuy

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    I can't afford a star and It's going to be tricky to replace Hayden Christiansen. Do you want to be his stunt double in one of the movies I think i could arrange that.

    I wish that there was peace in the force

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    I can give you peace in Switserland.

    I wish to be able to write amazing novels.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    We have already given you a fully-functional keyboard and a frontal cortex readily capable of processing language. Any additional work on our part would contractually fall under billable service.

    I wish for a new laptop display.
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    ElfRogueGirl

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    I give you a printed picture, of an appropriate size to be displayed on the lid of your laptop, and some tape.

    I wish I would pass my exam.
    I'm Chaotic Good! Ish!

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    I can get you an hour cram session with a tutor who made a 'B-' in that course. All the others were booked.


    I wish I had a horde of beautiful female fans throwing themselves at me.
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    We couldn't recruit any actors on such short notice, but your fox girlfriend still totally works here, so we can at least send her over to cheer you on. She has to be back for a meeting in the afternoon, though.

    I wish for a private jet!
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    EvilClericGuy

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    I have this you airplane that looks like a private jet.

    I wish to be ommipotent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extrail View Post
    I wish to be ommipotent
    Here's a "Get out of Jail Free" card that's only usable in the game Monopoly. Omnipotent people have that power right?

    I wish that I knew what I know now when I was younger.
    Last edited by Some Android; 2018-07-07 at 03:52 PM.

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    BarbarianGuy

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    We were able to get you a job as a kindergarten teacher, now you can pass your knowledge on to younger people, as long as it is in the required curriculum

    I wish that when the dog bites, when the bee stings, and when I'm feeling sad, I can simply remember my favorite things.
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChaoticHarmony View Post
    I wish that when the dog bites, when the bee stings, and when I'm feeling sad, I can simply remember my favorite things.
    You can only remember the first letter of each of your favorite things.

    I wish I can see a red door and paint it black - black as night, black as coal.

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    I have some really dark grey paint, and only enough for one side.


    I wish I could throw shade. Like baseballs.
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    I found half a gross of broken novelty sunglasses in a dumpster, they looked pretty throwable.

    I wish for it to be cooler outside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I wish for it to be cooler outside.
    I can't give you the real Cooler, but there is a guy dressed as Cooler outside your window. I don't know why'd you want to meet Frieza's brother though.

    I wish I could eat meatloaf (this) with Meat Loaf (this).

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    ClericGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Some Android View Post
    I can't give you the real Cooler, but there is a guy dressed as Cooler outside your window. I don't know why'd you want to meet Frieza's brother though.

    I wish I could eat meatloaf (this) with Meat Loaf (this).
    I'm sorry, he's not available. But Rocky Horror is playing at a nearby theatre--here's a ticket for tonight and a coupon for a concession stand hotdog.

    I wish I had hair.

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Here is a roadkill rabbit. You could make a wig out of its fur.

    I wish I didn't have sit in an airplane so long to go to Indonesia.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    EvilClericGuy

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    Here's a travel route guide which instead uses boat, and train, and cars to get to indonesia instead. It's a lot more expensive though, and i can't afford it but hey where there's a will there's a way!

    I wish for a game of go fish.

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