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    Here's a travel route guide which instead uses boat, and train, and cars to get to indonesia instead. It's a lot more expensive though, and i can't afford it but hey where there's a will there's a way!

    I wish for a game of go fish.
    I can't afford cards, would you be up for a game of tag instead?

    I wish that the misconceptions about chaos would be proven wrong
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    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


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    Yeah, talk to Ian Malcolm about that. What, wrong kind of chaos? Well, we can't afford a second wish.

    I wish for a unicorn.

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    Hold on a moment, I need to let the glue holding this paper mache horn to the stick horse dry.

    ...what? The toy store was out of the unicorn ones.



    I wish to be the star of my own harem comedy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    Hold on a moment, I need to let the glue holding this paper mache horn to the stick horse dry.

    ...what? The toy store was out of the unicorn ones.



    I wish to be the star of my own harem comedy.
    Sorry, we couldn't afford good voices. They all sound like Fran Drescher!
    While we're at it, I'd like to be a pokemon master.

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    While we're at it, I'd like to be a pokemon master.
    Here's a Magic Karp that will never evolve. Have fun with that.

    I wish it could rain candy all day every day!

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    Here is a bag of Skittles, so now you can taste the rainbow.

    I wish the next thing I wish for is super cheap
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


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    I can get you a Wish for a speck of dust so long as you make it in a different thread.


    I wish I had a never-ending supply of pizza.
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    Now, you might think that this pizza-less cardboard box is the supply, joking hilariously that it has neither an end nor a beginning. However, I've made the extra effort to scrawl a simple recipe on the lid, so the real joke is that the pizza was inside you all along.

    I wish for a round-trip vacation to India.
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    Here's a round-trip vacation to Indianapolis.

    I wish for a new computer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redjinx View Post
    I wish for a new computer.
    I can give you the "Q" key from an old keyboard.

    I wish I could travel the world.

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    What's holding you back? Just start walking in one direction. Don't forget to stop and take a boat or something when you arrive at water.

    I wish I had a brand new car.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Well, that's simple enough. Here you go:




    I wish for a giant robot.
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    One VHS of the iron giant coming right up... You do have a VCR right?



    I wish I had a genie with a bigger budget.
    The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be

    HAVE FUN

    (FUN being defined as it is in dwarf fortress)

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    Oh, are you saying you have money you wish to donate? That's nice of you! We're not exactly a registered charity, but Deborah can always use it to refill the office candy jar.

    I wish for a new shower head.
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    Here you go! Well, if by "shower head" you meant "something that water can shower out of," and you're using a very liberal definition of new. But hey! Shower head!

    I wish for antigravity boots.
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    Here are some moon shoes



    I wish for a gourmet lunch
    The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be

    HAVE FUN

    (FUN being defined as it is in dwarf fortress)

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    I have a coupon for a free combo meal at McDonalds if you want it.



    I wish to pilot a giant robot.
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    R2D2 is considered a giant amongst the droids due to what he did. Here is a radio-controlled R2 unit.

    I wish to get a Ph.D.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    I wish to get a Ph.D.
    Hands you a bag full of "poop" emoji pillows, piled higher and deeper.



    I wish for new Tesla.

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    I'll give you gas money for when you get one. What? No, you can't have a battery. What would you even need that... oh.

    I wish for a gold statue of myself.
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    Granted!
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    I wish for a nice house to live in!
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    Here you go, one house with a nice two bedroom setup.




    I wish I could walk through walls.
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    I happen to have a wonderful device for doing exactly that; it's called a "door". Here, you can use it too.

    I wish for a theater sized flat-screen TV.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    I wish for a theater sized flat-screen TV.
    I can only give you part of the cardboard box one can in.

    I wish I could be alive in the year 2525 because I like that song.

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    Granted! Kinda! Here's a digital copy of the 2525 calendar. It should be valid on any year that begins on a Monday, unless it's a leap year. As such, you can repeat this trick to live in 2525 for about one year in every ten. Hooray!

    I wish for a soda fountain.
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    I have a can of diet coke if you want it.


    I wish I was a wizard.
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    Sorry man, all I have is a halloween wizard costume and a plastic wand that makes magic sounds.

    I wish for immortality.

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    I can only afford nine letters, so how does mortality sound to you?

    I wish for a private jet.

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    I can only afford nine letters too, so how does a private et sound to you?
    (Confused? 'Et' is a legitimate past tense of 'eat.' Let's both hope you just witnessed the death of a military recruit, the alternative sounds quite painful)

    I wish the moon would just get fed up with us and leave.

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    I got this grumpy old man to moon you before storming off, I hope you appreciate it.

    I wish to be my opposite
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


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