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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    I wish to be my opposite
    Here's a mirror. Your reflect's like your opposite right?

    I wish strange things were happening to me.

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    I can make an uncommon occurrence happen every once in a while. about once a year.

    I wish for the future to be bright.

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    I can only make that literal.

    I wish for sunglasses that work with my glasses.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by flatfooted View Post
    Nice to know you're consistently homicidal, though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Xihirli's ability to stay alive has befuddled all of science for years.
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thematthew View Post
    I love you, you kooky loon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    I wish for sunglasses that work with my glasses.
    I can only give you sunglasses you can wear at night so you can - so you can watch you weave then breath your story lines.

    I wish for a lot of red balloons. Like a lot. Not quite one hundred, but maybe a little bit less than that.

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    ClericGuy

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    I've got a cheque for 1.39, so you can buy the song on iTunes.

    I wish OJ didn't taste like ****e after brushing.

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    BarbarianGuy

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    I can get rid of the funny after taste the next time you brush your teeth.

    I wish to be entertained!
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChaoticHarmony View Post
    I wish to be entertained!
    He's a low res animated gif of Russel Crowe from Gladiator.

    I wish I could discover oil on my property.

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    I wish I could discover oil on my property.
    Here's a bottle of vegetable oil for ya.

    I wish I could get over this writer's block I have.

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    I wish I could get over this writer's block I have.
    Here's a note card with the phrase "this writer's block" written on. Have fun jumping "over" it.

    I wish I was an iconic Disney animated villain from the 1990s.

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    I wish I was an iconic Disney animated villain from the 1990s.
    Sorry, we are out of them, given it is not the 1990s anymore... We can get you a Disney Villain Death, if you want...?

    I need money.

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    *checks pocket* I have a wooden nickel, two plastic pennies, a paperclip, and some pocket lint.


    I wish to strut my stuff.
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    I get some simple wooden struts and put you on top of them. Good enough, I guess.

    I wish for a beautiful girlfriend.
    Awesome avatar (Kothar, paladin of Tlacua) by Linkele!

    I do not "ninja."
    I pirate.
    Yarr!

    Quote Originally Posted by William Shakespeare, King Lear, IV.i.46
    'Tis the time's plague, when madmen lead the blind.
    My Nexus characters

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    Quote Originally Posted by bc56 View Post
    I wish for a beautiful girlfriend.
    Here's a picture of a beautiful girl. Have fun with that.



    On second thought DON'T have fun with that lest things get inappropriate for these forums.

    I wish for the world's large bar of soap.

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    BarbarianGuy

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    Here is a slightly larger than average bar of soap, made by the World brand company.

    I wish for better puns
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree

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    I can get you a level in bardic lore.

    I wish for UNLIMITED POWER!

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    Here's a solar panel. Now you just need unlimited sunlight.

    I wish for a self-driving car.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    I have a programmable RC car here. You just need to write the program.


    I wish to play the greatest game ever imagined!


    @V: Deal. *Dives in to sort out pieces*
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    You get to play it, if you can find all the pieces mixed in with these fifteen other games. Iím not going to just do everything for you!

    I wish for a Mr Store item from my personal choice for best game ever, KoL!

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    Imp

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    Wish granted! Er...sort of. You get a rain check that can be redeemed for one of three eligible items on
    (and only on) August 3, 2028 between the hours of 6am and 7am GMT. Items eligible are subject to change without notice, and all that.

    I wish for a portable parking space so that I always had a parking space available whenever I need to park.
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
    EXPLODED RUNES
    PICTURE OF A CAT
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES

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    I have this shoebox.

    I wish for a big spider named Cleo.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Silent_Interim View Post
    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by flatfooted View Post
    Nice to know you're consistently homicidal, though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Xihirli's ability to stay alive has befuddled all of science for years.
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thematthew View Post
    I love you, you kooky loon.

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    I can give you a very bad haircut and a tag reading 03D in exchange for your glasses. You can see your pet spider every morning in the mirror.

    I wish to be lighter.
    Leo, Minnie, Ajax, Timmy, Jek-Jek.
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    Hold on a moment, I need to set your scale back 20 pounds...


    I wish I had an awesome haircut.
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    I wish I had an awesome haircut.
    Here's a picture of an awesome haircut. Now you just need to hire a barber to give it to you.

    I, I wish I could swim - like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim.
    Though nothing, nothing will keep us together. We can beat them, for ever and ever. Oh we can be heroes, just for one day.

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    Alright, here's the plan: we bind your ankles with old novelty rubber bands, give you this snorkel that a kid with strep throat left buried at the beach, and toss you in a part of the ocean that's closed off due to massive algae blooms.

    I wish for a big vegetable garden!
    Leo, Minnie, Ajax, Timmy, Jek-Jek.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    I mean, it's big, and it's a vegetable, but all I can give you is this large kumquat. Sorry about the garden bit.

    I wish for a mountain of Glod!
    Welcome to more wonderful tomfoolery, scandal, adventure, and murdering of horrible, horrible frogs!

    Always take ranks in profession (dungeon inspector)

    Amazing avatar by the magnificent Linkele

    GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
    Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.
    Teach him to steal, and he won't have to eat fish for the rest of his life."


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    ElfRangerGuy

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    I have here one dwarf named Glod Glodsonsonsonson. That's like a metaphysical mountain, right.


    I wish for better weather.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Well, I canít put out the fires... moving is too expensive... but hereís, um, a little pocket fan and a bottle of water to pour over your head if you need to. The fan does not include batteries.

    I wish to be kicked in the face.
    Leo, Minnie, Ajax, Timmy, Jek-Jek.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    I have an old boot and some DiY instructions for applying it to your face.


    I wish for a transforming car.
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    You get a car. It's not a working car, but it transforms from a car with open doors into a car with closed doors.

    I wish for an original set of Moxen.
    Welcome to more wonderful tomfoolery, scandal, adventure, and murdering of horrible, horrible frogs!

    Always take ranks in profession (dungeon inspector)

    Amazing avatar by the magnificent Linkele

    GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
    Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.
    Teach him to steal, and he won't have to eat fish for the rest of his life."


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    I'm Chaotic Good! Ish!

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