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    BarbarianGuy

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    Granted! Here is your Eevee doll, and its pocket sized for your convenience.

    I wish I didn't have to work 10 hour shifts everyday
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    ElfRangerGuy

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    I have send your resignation form to your boss. Now you don't have to work 10 hour shifts anymore.

    I wish I could get a 10% salary raise at work.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Granted! First I convinced your boss that your position should be an unpaid internship, and then that you deserve a 10% raise from that particular change in pay grade, given that you're quite experienced at it and all.

    I wish for a magical fairy unicorn. (for not nefarious reasons)
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    Here you go:




    I wish for an epic battle between Good and Evil!
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    Given the operational budget, this is about the best I can do.

    I wish to take pictures of some very rare underwater creatures during my upcoming diving trip.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    I wish to take pictures of some very rare underwater creatures during my upcoming diving trip.
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    I wish I had the Infinity Gauntlet and all the Infinity Stones.

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    Umm, ok! I found some stretch gloves with the number 8 embroidered on them, and I drew more 8's on some rocks with permanent marker. It should be just cute enough to work for your parody Thanos costume.

    I wish for a flying car.
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    Okay, I called a local junkyard and they have an old car, an old small airplane, and plenty of space for you to work on them both. The owner says you have to bring your own tools though.


    I wish for an awesome teddy bear.
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    Granted. Though you'll have to pay for the shipping. And the teddy bear.

    I wish that the element of surprise could be found on the periodic table.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I wish that the element of surprise could be found on the periodic table.
    Granted. Though the only tables it's shown on are ones in colleges with very low reputations.

    I wish I had a brain, a heart, courage, was back in Kansas, and that people got this reference I'm making.

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    You can have this cereal, this cloth heart, and this shot of liquor, but unfortunately we can't afford the got air balloon, and for the final one you'll have to see the wizard.

    I wish I had requited love.
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    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    I wish I had requited love.
    Here's a trashy romance novel called "Requited Love."

    I wish I had cool cyborg limbs that would give me super powers.

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    Here's one of those grabber thingies



    I wish for peace on Earth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bohandas View Post
    I wish for peace on Earth
    We can afford to get you enough gas to reach a quiet place outside of the city.

    I wish for good will to men.
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    We can get enough good will to grant one half of one wish for AnonymousWizard. Itís an extra-large Badger for their fish to grunt on.

    I wish for some silver bells.
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    I have a sister tin cowbell, here you go.

    I wish I was on time for my train.
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    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    If you don't make your train you'll be early for the next one.

    I wish for fresh sushi.
    So you never have to interrupt a game to look up a rule again:
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    Utilities: Magic Item Shop Generator (Req. MS Excel), Balanced Low Magic Item System
    Printable Cardstock Dungeon Tiles and other terrain stuff (100 MB)

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    *The bluegill flops on the table. *It's clearly still alive. *You don't think you have any seaweed in the house, either.

    I wish for a pet orca whale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I wish for a pet orca whale.
    Here's a picture of a whale drawn by someone who can't draw.

    I wish Dr.Gunsforhands likes my whale drawing.

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    Something clicked the 'like' button, but it was probably just a bot.

    I wish I had a pair of prescription sunglasses.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    I've got these 3D glasses from s cinema, if we cut the lenses or and take them over your existing glasses it'll look like you possess prescription sunglasses.

    Okay, cheap one, surely we have the budget for this! I wish I had a bottle of coke.
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    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Here you go! Someone threw it on the sidewalk because my state doesn't give a recycling deposit!

    I wish for an MRI machine.
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    I wish for an MRI machine.
    Um...here's an extension cord that once was connected to an MRI machine.

    I wish I could defeat evil with the power of love.

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    Okay, we're not allowed to mess around with Free Will and all that, but I can give you the following tip: The beautiful daughter of the Evil Overlord? She totally has a crush on you. What you choose and are able to do with this information is up to you.


    I wish I had the world's most state-of-the-art home security system.
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    I wish I had the world's most state-of-the-art home security system.
    Here are the VHS copies of Home Alone 1 and 2. Now just copy what you see IRL.

    I wish I could ride a unicycle.

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    Here you go! You, uh, might want to get a new seat for it. The frame is really rusty, so sitting on it directly could be... unhealthy.

    I wish I could cross the street without getting run over.
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    I wish I could cross the street without getting run over.
    You get turned into a chicken. Those are always crossing roads right?

    I wish I could simply walk into Mordor.

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    I can ensure that you are able to walk to Mordor, but once you arrive at the gates I'm afraid you're on your own.


    I wish I could raise people from the dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I wish I could raise people from the dead.
    Here's a shovel. You can raise their cadavers from their burial plots now.

    I wish someone would guard my grave so Crisis21 won't graverob me.

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    Check it out, I found you this narcoleptic badger! Isn't she adorable?

    I wish for a pet skunk that won't spray in the house.
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