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    Granted, but skunks who donít spray indoors require extensive veterinary tinkering that we just canít afford with the fourth quarter weíve had.

    What we *could* approve was some veterinary students to do the same procedure as part of their practicum. They werenít as accurate as the pros and they knicked his bile duct, though. So he wonít spray in the house but he *will* vomit everywhere intermittently. The good news is that with the savings we actualized, we bought you a mop as well!

    I wish I had one crumb from a stale saltine.
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    I wish I had one crumb from a stale saltine.
    Here's a picture of what you wished for.

    I wish OMG PONIES was really a pony.

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    Well, they do already have those veterinary students on hand... let's knock them out and throw them on the table for some plastic pony surgery! A little Gun-hand knowhow, and... voila! They are now fingerless and unable to walk on two feet! I choose to believe this makes them a pony.

    I wish for an updated biology textbook.
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    I have a coupon for 50% off at the school bookstore if you want it.


    I wish to give everyone a Happy New Year!
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    Everyone?! The whole year?! We ordered a Rough Order of Magnitude estimate and the cost for that was too prohibitive. Instead, we made Lily Agglethorp happy from 2-2:30 PM on Tuesday by giving her a lollipop.
    A few busy weeks IRL...should be back by 4/10.

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    Unfortunately due to budgetary constraints we've had to remove the wish from the previous post.

    I wish I could finish writing this story.
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    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    The publisher needs this thing shipped NOW, so just send in whatever you have and weíll pretend itís setting up for a sequel.

    I wish for a good computer game.
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    I wish for a good computer game.
    Okay. Here's your game. It's really good. Problem is no computer on earth is capable of running it because the game is so technologically advance. In fact humans won't have the technology to run it for 800 years.

    I wish I had a computer that could run Dr. Gunsforhands game.

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    Here's an emulator. I hope you don't mind that it only clocks a couple of frames per hour on your PC.

    I wish for a splendid, extravagant mansion.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bucky View Post
    Here's an emulator. I hope you don't mind that it only clocks a couple of frames per hour on your PC.
    Well you know what they say: a broken clock is right twice a day, so a game that clocks a couple of frames per hour is right...something.

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    I wish for a splendid, extravagant mansion.
    I can only give you (a) a toy mansion for dolls or (b) a haunted mansion being haunted by the spirit of Eddy Murphy. Pick which ever is less nightmarish.

    I wish I was made for loving you baby, and you were made for loving me.

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    Have a cabbage patch doll.

    I wish for a bottle of fine wine.
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    Hereís a fine bottle of wine.

    I wish for a dust mite.
    A few busy weeks IRL...should be back by 4/10.

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    Sorry, but we can only afford this half of a dust mite's antenna instead. It's really small, so I hope you brought your magnifying glass.

    I wish for a pizza with everything on it.
    This is a boring signature.
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    I wish for a pizza with everything on it.
    Here's a stale roll, some ketchup, cheese, and like three different slices of meat.

    I wish I had an all expense paid vacation.

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    Here are the forms with the prereqs you need to run for president/prime minister in your country. If you do that, you can fly to all kinds of places on the taxpayer's expense.

    I wish to know what the stock market is going to do in one month's time.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    I wish to know what the stock market is going to do in one month's time.
    Here's a calculator. Figure the rest out on your own.

    I wish to I owned every game on Steam.

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    Wow, even just searching for the free ones is taking forever... how about you play each of them one at a time, downloading the next once you're done with the last? You know, like you're already doing, except with the added obligation of sifting through piles of virus-laden garbage as you realize that these things are being produced far faster than you can actually play them.

    I wish for copies of all of my tax-relevant receipts from last year.
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    Well that's easily doable...except the machine is low on toner. So the copies that print out are streaky, light, and hard to read. Is that a 3 or an 8? You don't need to know, right?

    I wish that it would never snow again.
    A few busy weeks IRL...should be back by 4/10.

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    I can set you up with a home in Texas where it snows only once every two or three years.


    I wish to be a master of emoticombat.
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    I'll train you! En garde!

    I wish for a bicycle.
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    I wish for a bicycle.
    He's two unicycles and a lot of duct tape. Have fun.

    I wish I could run as fast as the Flash.

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    Here's my old roller blades. Be careful, the left one's been missing three of it's wheels for a while

    I wish I had more storage space.
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    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    No problem, I still have some old tupperware boxes here somewhere. Just clean out the mold and you should be fine.

    I wish to know all programming languages on the world.
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    Here's a link to Wikipedia written on a water-damaged post-it note.

    I wish for a million dollars.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Sorry, I'm not allowed to grant in excess of $5,000.00.


    I wish to know where Carmen Sandiego is.
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    I could look up a bunch of information about the show and voice actors and games on the internet for free, but it's easier to just say she's a fictional character, ya dummy.

    I wish to see tomorrow's webcomics today.
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    Sure, but we can only afford to display the white pixels.

    I wish for french fries.
    A few busy weeks IRL...should be back by 4/10.

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    Due to recent cuts in our catering budget, you only get one french fry.

    I wish I had a private pocket dimension.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    There's the measurements to my left trouser pocket on this envelope. Three dimensions instead of one!

    I wish for world piece.
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    Er... okay, here's a piece of the world... *hands you a pebble*


    I wish to know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.
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