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    There is. And tell you what, because we like you here, I'm giving you GPS coordinates for where such a device can be found, a pair of bolt cutters, and a large burlap sack. No need to thank me; it's better if we can deny involvement from this point on.

    I wish for a spaceship.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    I have a small replica of one of the space shuttles you can borrow.

    I wish my lighting fixtures in my house were more accessible than on the ceiling where nobody can reach them.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    "Burglary? Now hold on just a minute. My colleagues are nothing if not professionals. They're quick, they're quiet, and they clean up after themselves. The work order made no mention of what to do with the fixtures once they were removed. If anything, I should be charging you for disposal services."

    I wish the garbage service came to pick up more often.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I wish the garbage service came to pick up more often.
    Here's a VHS copy of Trash of the Titans - that Simpsons episode where Homer runs for office and gets the garbage men to work nonstop.

    I wish I had every Simpsons episode on VHS - even the ones that came out after VHS was rendered completely obsolete.

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    I wish I had every Simpsons episode on VHS - even the ones that came out after VHS was rendered completely obsolete.
    Here is a VHS recorder, a truckload of old bad VHS movies and subscription for Simpsons reruns. Figure out how to connect it to your TV and knock yourself out. I should tell you that I couldn't afford getting all the episodes to run in sequence, so if you're patient enough you'll get all episodes. Eventually.

    I wish the cast of Archer could come alive in my room for a night.
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    You only need a few good friends in life; and you absolutely stick by them no matter what.

    I don't use the registry on this site, ask me if you need more info about my charries.

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    All I can do for you is this bow that won't stop telling me how to get ants.

    I wish for a lifetime supply of food.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    You're in luck! I kept a copy of the infinite pancake recipe from page 5.

    I wish for a subscription to a long-running comic book series.
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    I'm no longer allowed to give out subscriptions ever since that series of issues a few years back. I can however give you a gift card for your local comic shop.


    I wish to wield a legendary weapon!
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    Here's a coupon for a 30-minute rental of the Sword of Omens....replica.

    I wish Crisis 21 would have fun storming the castle!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I wish Crisis 21 would have fun storming the castle!
    He has a swell time raiding the wine cellar (I hope he's of legal drinking age)Ö

    I wish Crisis21 wouldn't wind up with a horrendous hangover.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Not to worry, as long as he doesn't get into the vod-

    ...Crap.

    Welp, time to make a whole heaping helping of coffee and/or some miracle pills.



    I wish someone could help me with these pills.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
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    Be sure you give him these red pills, not those blue ones. And do it quickly before he passes out!

    [beat]

    By the way, Iím color blind and I canít remember which jar contains which pills. Theyíre also not that easy for me to open. My eight year old grand niece can somehow do it quickly.

    I wish she was here to help.
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    Okay, I can't get her, but I managed to pick up these eight one year olds instead. You're a qualified babysitter right?

    I wish we had assistance stopping these kids from eating all the pills.
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    Sorry, we're REALLY short-handed right now... Crisis21's fox girlfriend quit the other day because she didn't want to be in a harem, and no one wants me wrangling babies with my gun-hands. I think we can spare the narcoleptic guard badger, though! Or at least bring the kids to the badger's cemetery on a field trip or something.

    I then wish to sell the mystery pills on the black market!
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    The entry fees (and "fees") to the black market are too high: the best we can do is the light grey market.

    I wish to buy these pills.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
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    Well, I'm not stopping you. What? You have no money? Okay, that's different, but I'm not allowed to give out money unless it's specifically asked for, so... Maybe I can talk them into extending you a line of credit? The interest rates may be a little high though.


    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Crisis21's fox girlfriend quit the other day because she didn't want to be in a harem
    What? But... she's the one who talked me into asking for one in the first place!


    I wish people would realize that I didn't drink any of the alcohol. I just boxed it up for sale on the light gray market.
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    Ninja-Pirate of BvS's Privateer village! Come and join me!
    My Extended Signature
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    What? But... she's the one who talked me into asking for one in the first place!
    I wasn't talking about your harem... but I've already said too much. You should talk to her about it. I think she said something about going to your house and getting wasted on boxed wine.

    I wish for a trade binder full of rare CCG cards.
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    I've got this box of commons left behind at the last draft I intended. You good with it including 30 Islands?

    I wish I had a guide to comforting distressed friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    I wish I had a guide to comforting distressed friends.
    Um...here's a Randy Newman song:



    Hope that helps.

    I wish I could stop Toy Story 4 before it's too late.

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    I'll shoot out the director's tires! That should buy you a little more time.

    I wish for a new pair of shoes!
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    I got you a crafting table, a cow, and a stick. In Minecraft. If you want real shoes, you're outta luck.

    I wish for a gallon of water. What for? Who cares?
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
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    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    Here's a pint of water; it's all I could manage. Also, have a Crazy Straw and a goldfish. Just in case you're thirsty, or wanted a pet.

    I wish for snow.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Here's another seven pints of water. I'm sure if you stick it in your fridge it'll become snow-like eventually

    I wish for a good cover letter.
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    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    I wish for a good cover letter.
    Here's a blank piece of paper you can write it on.

    I wish I could steal all of Anonymouswizard's paper.

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    Then why did you...? You know what, fine, whatever. Go ahead, take back the piece of paper you just gave them, except they already started writing on it, so now you're going to have to make do with half a page.

    I wish I had smarter co-workers.
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    And now I have to take that page back so we can get started on your resume... *sighs*

    I wish for a revolver.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
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    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    Here's your bullet. Unfortunately we can't give out weapons ever since the mass genie shooting incident.

    I wish for a makeover.
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    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    I can give you this chapstick I found at the side of the road. Maybe that will help?

    I wish for blue skies and happy days ahead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I wish for blue skies and happy days ahead.
    Here's a picture of blue skies you can look at as an evil wizard causes meteors to reign down from the sky.

    I wish I could be the wizard to reign down meteors from the sky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I wish I could be the wizard to reign down meteors from the sky.
    I'm not sure how that would work. You could rain them down, though, if you want to. I imagine it won't be the same thing as ruling them down; less impressive, and all that. But it's the thought, right?

    I wish to have a snowball fight, even though there's no snow outside.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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