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    So The Rolled a 1 game is fun, but what about the literal opposite! Talk about original and not at all the extremely obvious extension of the medium. The idea is (if you haven't played the rolled a 1 game) that you roll to do something, and you roll a 20, so something... unexpected happens.

    Example: Poster 1 posts, "I roll to smite the dragon with magic."

    Poster 2 responds, "You kill the dragon instantly along with its entire family." They then add, "I roll to jump the river," becoming the new Poster 1.

    So to kick things off, I roll to jump across the river.

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    You land on a treasure chest. And it sure is shiny.

    I roll too make a sandwich
    Whether loved or hated, all characters die. A minority opinion holds that the righteous ones are really just Put on a Bus until the head writer's son gets back from his coffee break.

    Thank you Honest Tiefling for this Rocking Avatar, Man I like that Tiefling.

    "Sorry I couldnít get on yesterday, personal stuff happened. Why are we lynching a boat?"

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    The sandwich you make is considered the eighth wonder of the world and an army of art lovers seeking to preserve it for all time gather to stop you from eating it.


    I roll to get a date.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I roll to get a date.
    You manage to get a date with quite literally every unmarried, unattached female in your town who is the same age demographic as you so as to not make things creepy.

    I roll to make a build a snowman.

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    You build the most incredible snowman you've ever seen. It's a snowman straight out of Plato's world of forms. Alas, winter is not forever. But the fleeting nature of seasons only makes you appreciate your majestic snowman even more.
    The sun rises in the distance.

    I roll to go to sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luftwaffle View Post
    I roll to go to sleep.
    Um...How familiar are you with the works of Washington Irving? Let's just say you're life turns into one of his stories, and I'm not talking about the Headless Horseman.

    I roll to make a prank call.

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    You prank call a major businessman and suggest he invests in pork bellies. Twelve more calls and twelve critical successes later, the pork belly is considered more stable than the U.S. dollar or the euro.

    I roll to make a bowel movement.

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    On your left you can see redjinx Isle, formerly the site of redjinx's toilet.



    I roll to gather a team of plucky teenagers to become giant robot-driving superheroes.
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    A post on a specific forum, together with a hidden aptitude test make it that within a day or so you have your team, giant robots included.

    I roll to search for traps
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    You find every trap ever made.

    I roll for world domination.

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    You dominate the galaxy.

    I roll to see into the present.

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    You gain clairvoyant omniscience.


    I roll to build a giant robot.
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    Welcome to Primus.

    I roll to intimidate the assassin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redjinx View Post
    I roll to intimidate the assassin.
    Let's just say the assassin should have worn his brown pants after you intimidate him.

    I roll to jump the shark - both literally and figuratively.

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    You jump way past the shark and jump over a leviathon as well when you decided to jump the shark figuratively the second you made the roll.

    I roll to go into the future and fix a mistake in the past.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extrail View Post
    I roll to go into the future and fix a mistake in the past.
    Okay let's see, you're able to...
    -Stop the androids that killed your father and the greatest fighters on earth
    -stop a guy named "Biff" from using a sports almanac to become rich
    -stop your best friend from become a magical girl ultimately dooming her
    -stop a robot set on terminating the savior of mankind
    -stop a scientist from creating giant robots that will hunt down mutants and cause the apocalypse

    Did I miss anything noteworthy?

    I roll to make go into the future to become a deliver boy who works with an alcoholic robot, a cyclops, and a lobster doctor.

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    you create a time machine to go into the future. As a side effect, it gives you a lot of snoo-snoo.

    I roll to make sure my fax gets transmitted correctly.
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    Your document teleports to its destination.

    Also nice signature.


    I roll to backstab the party leader.
    Welcome to more wonderful tomfoolery, scandal, adventure, and murdering of horrible, horrible frogs!

    Always take ranks in profession (dungeon inspector)

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    GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
    Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.
    Teach him to steal, and he won't have to eat fish for the rest of his life."


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    Apparently nobody liked the party leader because your backstab right to his kidney gets a round of applause and an offer to hold him still so you can backstab his other kidney.


    I roll to form Voltron.
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    You not only assemble Voltron, you assemble an entire IKEA shelving unit.

    I roll to be on the forum at the same time as Crisis21.
    Welcome to more wonderful tomfoolery, scandal, adventure, and murdering of horrible, horrible frogs!

    Always take ranks in profession (dungeon inspector)

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    GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
    Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.
    Teach him to steal, and he won't have to eat fish for the rest of his life."


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    Well, hello there. Nice to see you again.


    I roll to forge a sword. (please provide a picture)
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    I can't! You've forged a sword so keen that its mere photographic image is too sharp to handle safely.

    I roll to write a sentence.
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    You are in prison, and the guard sees the sentence over your shoulder. He thinks it is the most profound, enlightening piece of literature ever made, and he lets you out on the terms that you send him a copy of everything you publish.

    I roll to peel an orange.
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    Papaya101 is the god of cyborg turtles and large quantities of tropical fruit. Only turtles who have been blessed with the secrets of the Electronic Papaya even know of Papaya101's existence.

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    You use magic tho peel every orange on earth and the one that you peeled was made of pure gold

    I roll to take one step

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    Your one step takes you to wherever youíre planning to go with all of the following steps.

    I roll to write a fantasy book.
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    Papaya101 is the god of cyborg turtles and large quantities of tropical fruit. Only turtles who have been blessed with the secrets of the Electronic Papaya even know of Papaya101's existence.

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    "Nice books, Ms. Rowling!"

    I roll to drive to the corner gas station to fill up my car.
    "Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
    Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.

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    Somehow your car files up with infinite gas and it is free gas day



    I roll to eat food because Iím starving

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    You are completely (but pleasantly) full for the next year, and no amount of food you eat (or don't eat) will cause you to become hungry or overfull.

    I roll to read a good book.
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    You find a series of books that grants you new insight into the workings of the universe, making you an endless font of brilliant and revolutionary ideas. You even get the idea to go back in time and post a similar prompt in another thread!

    I roll to get out of bed in the morning.
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    You are up, showered, dressed, teeth brushed, hair dry, breakfast cooked, checkbook balanced, taxes done, house cleaned, lawn mowed, trash and recycling taken out, holiday shopping completed, and you're still early and wide-awake for work.


    I roll to tame a dragon.
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