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    You invent both gravity manipulation and FTL travel (they're differnet applications of the same fundamental breakthrough) making both reaching space and near instant travel across the galaxy easy. (Intergalactic travel takes a few weeks.)

    I roll to keep my humble, peaceful, and beautiful corner of the galaxy free from the domination of CyberiadQueen's new empire (and to establish peaceful, mutually beneficial relations with it, of course.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jqavins View Post
    I roll to keep my humble, peaceful, and beautiful corner of the galaxy free from the domination of CyberiadQueen's new empire (and to establish peaceful, mutually beneficial relations with it, of course.)
    You create a utopia free of social stigmas and suffering that eventually spreads to all corners of creation.

    I roll to overthrow jqavins's new utopia.

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    You stab jqavins in the neck and take his place as leader. That was easy!

    I roll to increase the speed of light.
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    The speed of light is increased a hundredfold. Now astronomers have a much easier time studying the cosmos.

    I roll to become the greatest astrophysicist in the world.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to become the greatest astrophysicist in the world.
    You become the greatest astrophysicist in the universe. Everyone else may or may not be dead leaving you the only astrophysicist, but that may be too bleak so I'll let you decide if that's what happened.

    I roll to investigate if CyberiadQueen is the last person alive in the universe, and if we're all figments of her imagination.

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    You conclude that the answer is 'no' on both counts.


    I'm curious... What would happen if I tried to murder the next poster before they rolled anything...?

    .....*rolls*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I'm curious... What would happen if I tried to murder the next poster before they rolled anything...?

    .....*rolls*
    You murder me. Obliterate my corpse. But my incorporeal spirit returns to make this post.

    I roll to be a friendlier ghost than that chump Casper. Calling someone a chump is still being friendly and doesn't negate my roll right?

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    It gave you a penalty, but you rolled a 20, so you're still fine. Casper knows it's all in good fun.

    I roll to earn a living as a starfreighter captain for a month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I roll to earn a living as a starfreighter captain for a month.
    You make employee of the month.

    I roll to haunt the starfreighter after Dr.Gunsforhands is done with it. What? I tired of being nice. Plus I am waiting until he's done with it.

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    No one wants to touch the starfreighter after you begin haunting it and rumors start up about all the people Dr. Gunsforhands must have murdered while the starfreighter was in his possession.


    I roll to disprove these rumors.
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    It's now about as respected a theory as flat earth.

    I roll to do my first final.
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    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    I roll to do my first final.
    You complete your first final, and all the other finals, and all finals until now until the end of time.

    I roll to come back from the dead but not before giving that chump Casper an incorporeal wedgie.

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    You give Casper a Spacetime wedgie so bad that he finds himself existing backwards through time. It makes him a pretty decent oracle, but he doesn't remember how he got that wedgie except for in the past.

    You also manage to revive yourself, and for some reason are holding a pair of ghostly undergarments.



    I roll to craft an origami duck.
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    Your origami duck is so good it fools people into thinking it's an actual duck.


    I roll to form a team of superheroes out of members of this forum.
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    We all become the greatest superhero team in existence. Seriously--we are friggin' awesome.

    I roll to found a nation.
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    Another one? UH, I MEAN... You found the Queendom of Cyberia, becoming the ruler pretty much instantly.

    I roll to create a cadre of ninja spies for my new nation/queen.
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    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    What ninjas? No amount of analysis or research seems to lend any evidence to Cyberia having a cadre of ninja spies at its disposal, despite the oddly timely death and/or incapacitation of its naysayers and foes.

    I roll to dodge an incoming ninja star from an unknown source
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    You dodge it, and pick it out of the wall next to you. You've been dodging these all day, and have a sizable collection of shuriken in your pocket now. Eventually, your invisible pursuer runs out of ammo and gives up in frustration.

    I roll to remember what's happening after being away for like two weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I roll to remember what's happening after being away for like two weeks.
    You remember literally every second of your life.

    I roll to buy a new Buzz Lightyear action figure to see if one of my old toys gets jealous of being deprived of the spotlight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    You remember literally every second of your life.

    I roll to buy a new Buzz Lightyear action figure to see if one of my old toys gets jealous of being deprived of the spotlight.
    You now own the entire Toy Story franchise.

    I roll to become the secret archvillain of the preestablished superhero group we've been made a part of, all while acting as the "benevolent" leader of my snazzy new nation. (Hehehe...why settle for just one nation of my own...?)
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    "Cyberiad, is this your book here? The one entitled 'How to betray your friends and carve your own nation for Dummies'?"
    "... uh... N-no?"
    "oh, okay then."

    I roll to be her co-conspirator. I'm getting paid for this, right? ... or at least a pretty noblelady of your new nations for arm candy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

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    You manage to usurp the Cyberiad throne and seize the entire treasury, becoming the new figurehead of this burgeoning empire. For some reason the exiled CyberiadQueen and her legion of android astronaut ninja spies don't seem to be particularly upset with this outcome. Almost as though they'd planned it all along...

    I roll to infiltrate CyberiadQueen's legion of android astronaut ninja spies.
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    In preparation, you gain a new android body while retaining your human mind and soul and evil personality. You train as a ninja, discovering that you are a natural, and become the greatest ninja there ever was. (The spy part is a given, since that's what ninjas are.) After that, the astronaut part comes easily.

    You infiltrate the android legion and with your (in)human ambition you quickly become its highest ranking officer.

    I roll to expose the impostor in CyberiadQueen's legion of androids, thereby winning her undying gratitude and love and become her royal consort, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto. (But I'm careful not to threaten her or her power while enjoying the perks of my position.)
    -- Joe
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    Well, as I happen to be asexual, you become my consort in name only. Here's hoping that's okay, as you still have all the other (non-physical) privileges accorded to such a great position. Because, unofficially, we're strictly platonic--but, as far as everybody else is concerned, we're an item.

    I roll to quash any treasonous rumors that may result from this association.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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