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    PirateWench

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    You become monarch of a secret underwater realm, complete with mer-harem and trident sceptre.

    I roll to make Kratos make honest women out of all those ladies he fooled around with over the series.
    Official girltoy of O-Chul's harem. Join the harem here! http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...-harem-sign-up!

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barebarian View Post
    I roll to make Kratos make honest women out of all those ladies he fooled around with over the series.
    Kratos marries all of them, and he's such a good husband whenever his anniversaries roll around he spends so much money on gifts he greatly boosts the local economy.

    I roll to say something extremely funny but also so subtle that the next poster doesn't get it, but the poster after that does get it and finds it very funny.

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    PirateWench

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    I don't get it.

    I roll to find a guide for making oots style stick-figure art.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I roll to say something extremely funny but also so subtle that the next poster doesn't get it, but the poster after that does get it and finds it very funny.
    Quote Originally Posted by Barebarian View Post
    I don't get it.
    I got it!

    Quote Originally Posted by Barebarian View Post
    I roll to find a guide for making oots style stick-figure art.
    Ooh! I remember seeing those! There are three links in the first post here. You will need to adapt to the new arms and legs if you want your stick figures in, 'HD,' so maybe pull a few extra reference images to get the proportions on the fingers right.

    I roll to find a gold skulltula.
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I roll to find a gold skulltula.
    You find one in a Sonic game of all places.

    I roll to find out where Dr.Gunsforhands bought that Sonic game so I can buy one

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    You locate the bootleg arcade where knockoff titles are being produced around the clock. They'll happily sell you their entire inventory for about $3.50

    I roll to have a good time.
    This is a boring signature.
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    DruidGirl

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    You have a fantastic time. No matter what you're doing, it's all fantastic.

    I roll to get motivated to write my Doctor Who/Gaki no Tsukai crossover.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to get motivated to write my Doctor Who/Gaki no Tsukai crossover.
    You get motivated, write the crossover, and it's so good it becomes canon.

    I roll to create a secret language so complex only me and one other person can understand it, and the only other person who can understand it is the next poster in this thread:
    "Xix blort mago sissis plow kruf."*

    *Unless you're the poster right after this post you won't understand this.

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    Imp

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    Furk wolp sissis ogam trolb xix! Xissix piip agorm nuss wippip!

    I roll to harvest the mangoes we need for this devious master plan.
    This is a boring signature.
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
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    PaladinGuy

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    You collect all of the world's mangos and gain a monopoly on them. Anybody who wants mangos is at your mercy.

    I roll to steal some mangos from these planetary overlords.

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    You collect all of the world's mangoes and gain a monopoly on them. Anybody who wants mangoes is at your mercy.

    I roll to keep making this running joke funny.
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty.
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    DruidGirl

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    You become the world's best mango-based standup comic.

    I roll to find something hilarious about oranges.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    PaladinGuy

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    "Hey! Did you know that orange really does rhyme with something? Guess what that is!"

    I roll to invent a new word that rhymes with orange.

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    Farenge is the most popular and useful emerging word of the decade, despite the fact that no one seems to know what it means.

    I roll to find out (you guessed it) what "farenge" means.
    -- Joe
    “Shared pain is diminished. Shared joy is increased.”
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by jqavins View Post
    I roll to find out (you guessed it) what "farenge" means.
    You now know what every word in every language means.

    I roll to find buried treasure.

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    Whelp, the economy was nice while it lasted.

    I roll to stop global hyperinflation.
    GNU Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilDMMk3 View Post
    I roll to stop global hyperinflation.
    The world economy is now perfect and will never not be perfect.

    I roll to do a cool skateboard trick in front of a bunch of attractive ladies so I look cool.

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    DruidGirl

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    You taught Tony Hawk everything he knows. Every chick who digs skateboarders is deeply into you.

    I roll to become fluent in Japanese.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    すべての方言形
    式で、あらゆる
    形式の記述と形
    式のレベルを使
    用して、完全に
    流です

    I roll to create a thoroughly detailed and complete fantasy world, the kind every world builder dreams of.
    -- Joe
    “Shared pain is diminished. Shared joy is increased.”
    -- Spider Roninson

    Always remember that anything posted on the internet is, in a practical if not a legal sense, in the public domain.
    You are completely welcome to use anything I post here, or I wouldn't post it.

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    RedKnightGirl

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    Your books outsell Tolkien, Trekkies and Troopers unite behind the banner of your franchise, those who can afford it live permanently in your virtual online mmo, and the language of your protagonists becomes the next lingua franca.

    I roll to tie my shoes.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    DruidGirl

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    Your shoes, and all of the shoes of the people in your life, are always perfectly tied. Furthermore, they untie easily whenever they are required to. Nobody associated with you has any trouble with their shoes again.

    I roll for the wildfire that just started across from my home to be put out safely.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll for the wildfire that just started across from my home to be put out safely.
    The wildfire is put out, and no wildfire ever appears within 100 miles of you ever again.

    I roll to invite a pretty lady over to my house to watch a creepy, PG-13 horror movie with all the lights in my house turned off, and I don't get scared once or try to cover my eyes and part way through the film I ever so casually "yawn" and put my arm around her shoulder. Smooth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll for the wildfire that just started across from my home to be put out safely.
    (I'd've thought Galifray would have ways to prevent wildfires.)


    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I roll to invite a pretty lady over to my house to watch a creepy, PG-13 horror movie with all the lights in my house turned off, and I don't get scared once or try to cover my eyes and part way through the film I ever so casually "yawn" and put my arm around her shoulder. Smooth!
    She is so involved in the movie that she doesn't notice how cheesy you "move" is and happily snuggles in against you. Nature takes its course. You fall both madly and deeply in love (a neat trick to manage simultaneously rather than sequentially) and live happily ever after. You watch a double feature every year on you anniversary, that same movie and a new similar one. (That is, a new similar one each year, no repeats.)

    I roll to complete my model rocket made completely from office supplies scrounged at work.
    Last edited by jqavins; 2019-08-19 at 07:57 AM.
    -- Joe
    “Shared pain is diminished. Shared joy is increased.”
    -- Spider Roninson

    Always remember that anything posted on the internet is, in a practical if not a legal sense, in the public domain.
    You are completely welcome to use anything I post here, or I wouldn't post it.

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    DruidGirl

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    Quote Originally Posted by jqavins View Post
    (I'd've thought Galifray would have ways to prevent wildfires.)


    Gallifrey is great, but not perfect.


    Your bottle rocket is completed to such great quality that NASA signs you up as an engineer.

    I roll to make the universe's best chocolate chip cookie.
    Last edited by CyberiadQueen; 2019-09-02 at 06:29 PM.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to make the universe's best chocolate chip cookie.
    The cookie is so good is creates a mega black hole of deliciousness from which all matter is being sucked into at a tremendous speed.

    I roll to stop the cookie from absorbing all life in the universe...with a dance off.

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    You roll two 20s. First, you roll the 20 that you needed to persuade the black hole to wager universal destruction against its dance ability, and the second to so thoroughly defeat it that it not only stops sucking in matter but also gives back everything it's absorbed so far, and all now utterly delicious.

    I roll to educate everyone in the world that model rockets are not bottle rockets.
    -- Joe
    “Shared pain is diminished. Shared joy is increased.”
    -- Spider Roninson

    Always remember that anything posted on the internet is, in a practical if not a legal sense, in the public domain.
    You are completely welcome to use anything I post here, or I wouldn't post it.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by jqavins View Post
    I roll to educate everyone in the world that model rockets are not bottle rockets.
    Everyone in the world has reached a nirvana like state of mind thanks to your educating.

    I roll to beat both a model rocket and a bottle rocket in a dance off.

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    You become the best at dancing off against inanimate objects. Animated objects become a real thing because of the sheer anger that inanimate objects feel about you beating them all the time. They become a commodity in every home, and you are credited with the discovery.

    I roll to convince a small child that all "Best _____ Ever!" mugs are completely legitimate and legally binding.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cat'sPyjamas View Post
    I roll to convince a small child that all "Best _____ Ever!" mugs are completely legitimate and legally binding.
    At first the child is hesitant to believe you, but once they see your "Best Linguistic Scholar Ever!" mug the child is convinced. The child grows up to be president and passes a law to makes this so.

    I roll to buy a mug that says "Best Person at Dance Offs Ever!" mug since this will one day become law.

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    GnomePirate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    At first the child is hesitant to believe you, but once they see your "Best Linguistic Scholar Ever!" mug the child is convinced. The child grows up to be president and passes a law to makes this so.

    I roll to buy a mug that says "Best Person at Dance Offs Ever!" mug since this will one day become law.
    You obtain the "Best Person At Dance Offs Ever!" mug. It is now solid gold, and the shopkeeper gave you a discount. Anyone who considers themselves better than you at dance offs will be executed.

    I roll to convince the commissar that me and my cult are NOT heretics.
    I have no idea what I'm doing.

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