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    The dragon is now your dragon. It will run errands for you, do chores, etc. This particular dragon can also breathe liquid gold as its breath weapon.

    I roll to play Super Mario Bros.
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    Papaya101 is the god of cyborg turtles and large quantities of tropical fruit. Only turtles who have been blessed with the secrets of the Electronic Papaya even know of Papaya101's existence.

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    You manage to beat the current speed running world record by two whole seconds. It’s probably thanks to a one-time glitch in the hardware you used or something, but still.

    I roll to get off my phone and go to bed.
    Leo, Minnie, Ajax, Timmy, Jek-Jek.
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    You give your phone a soft, jaunty toss and it lands squarely on its charger. Yo lay your head on the pillow, which smells just like the flora in your favorite place to visit, and fall instantly asleep. You sleep soundly, without interruption until scant seconds before the radio turns on, informing you that your preferred candidate has won the election. You are better rested after a better night's sleep than you have had in years.

    I roll to quit reading silly forum threads and get some work done.
    -- Joe
    “Shared pain is diminished. Shared joy is increased.”
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    You successfully gain control of your life, allowing you to perfectly manage your time and adhere to whatever schedule you set for yourself.

    I roll to convince the Dark One to help the other Gods seal the Snarl forever
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree

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    You succeed! And he doesn't kill you! AND he forgives you for all those goblins you've killed in the past, though he reserves the right to disconnect your spine if he catches you doing it again.

    I roll to find some paranormal activity.
    Leo, Minnie, Ajax, Timmy, Jek-Jek.
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    You find it in a movie theater, causing inexplicable startle and fear reactions in moviegoers watching an utterly unremarkable, mediocre film.

    I roll to avoid hitting the dear that jumps in front of my car.
    -- Joe
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    You come THISclose to hitting your wife with your new car!

    You get out to make sure she's okay and apologize profusely when a deer jumps out of the woods, sees the two of you, and saunters across the road quietly.


    I roll to stop binging on M&M candies.
    "Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
    Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.

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    You successfully hypnotize yourself into never wanting M&Ms ever again. You go on to live a chocolate-free life.


    I roll to make nachos for everyone.
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    You successfully make gourmet level nachos for everyone in town.

    I roll to seduce the beautiful Ifrit Sorcerer who is about to TPK my party
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    I roll to seduce the beautiful Ifrit Sorcerer who is about to TPK my party
    They drop their wand/hands and runs into your arms. You embrace them in a passionate kiss, knowing you're the most bard to ever bard in the histroy of bards. You elope, find a beautiful home on a hill and occasionally go on a small adventure with your old mates into your old age. It's a beautiful life.

    I will roll to take in the environment around me and admire it.

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    You notice the site of a treasure chest buried 20 feet underground.

    I roll to break my friend out of prison.
    Leo, Minnie, Ajax, Timmy, Jek-Jek.
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    I roll to break my friend out of prison.
    You completely destroy the concept of prisons and punishments across the globe, and now crimes have no repercussions.

    I roll to tell a funny joke.

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    You stumbled across the Perfect Joke. Anyone who hears this joke will **** themselves from laughing too hard, every time, no matter how many times they hear it.

    I roll to overcome my crippling depression
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree

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    You manage to become the most optimistic person in the world. Your mere presence is enough to bring others out of depression.


    I roll to flirt with a pretty girl.
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    You flirt so hard that it causes a time paradox resulting in the two of you already being married.

    I roll to hold open a heavy garage door.
    Leo, Minnie, Ajax, Timmy, Jek-Jek.
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    You hold that garage door so firmly in place that it stays in place even when you let go, and remains that way until you will it to fall as per the normal results of gravity.

    I roll to search the garage for useful tools.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CardboardDragon View Post
    I roll to search the garage for useful tools.
    Not only do you find said tools, you also stumble upon the Holy Grail and Fountain of Youth.

    I roll to give a performance that will win me an Oscar.

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    Your performance is so good that the academy makes up an entirely new award category just for you so that the ceremony doesn't just end up being you winning award after award.


    I roll to wage peace.
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    All deaths caused by conflict between sapient and sentient creatures cease. Carnivores seek technological avenues to satiate their diets. Human beings join together in perfect co-operation. The hivemind utopia begins, and peace reigns for all time across the entire universe.

    I roll to track the kobold.
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    Which one? Ha, just kidding! You track all of them.

    I roll to run to the bathroom without exploding.
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    You manage to defuse the cherry bomb and master the understanding of its inner workings. In the future, if you wish to make them using alchemy, you can take 20 in only the time required to take 10. You also manage to make it to the bathroom.

    I roll to craft a regular pencil.
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
    EXPLODED RUNES
    PICTURE OF A CAT
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES

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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I roll to craft a regular pencil.
    You win a Nobel Peace Prize for your excellent craftsmanship.

    I roll to ask a woman out on a date.

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    She and her two lady friends enthusiastically agree to dinner and a movie... at your place.



    I roll to smite evil.
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    Every evil creature in a 1 mile radius must make a DC24 Fortitude save or spontaneously combust.

    I roll to make a fortitude save.
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    You not only avoid spontaneously combusting, you are now permanently immune to all evil targetting effects.

    I roll to find an oldies radio station.
    -- Joe
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    -- Spider Roninson

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    You are completely welcome to use anything I post here, or I wouldn't post it.

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    You manage to twist an old coat hanger along the 4th dimension so that it can pick up the sounds of live concerts from the 60s, 70s and 80s of your choice based on telepathic input of your preferences.

    I roll to solve Minesweeper.
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
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    PICTURE OF A CAT
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES

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    You manage to successfully mark all the mines without error... before even making your first move.


    I roll to find Carmen Sandiego.
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    (Oooh, nice one!) You find her easily. The two of you fall instantly in love and live the rest of your days in sublime marital bliss as you join her on her globe hopping adventures. Your many children grow to adulthood and settle, happy, is places all over the world.

    I roll to think of a task to roll for that's as good as that last one.
    -- Joe
    “Shared pain is diminished. Shared joy is increased.”
    -- Spider Roninson

    Always remember that anything posted on the internet is, in a practical if not a legal sense, in the public domain.
    You are completely welcome to use anything I post here, or I wouldn't post it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jqavins View Post
    I roll to think of a task to roll for that's as good as that last one.
    You think of a task so amazing everyone on this forum loves you, you are promoted to a Moderator, and are even awarded an Oscar and Nobel Peace Prize...which is weird because Oscars are awarded to films.

    I roll to end the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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    You end the real-life universe, thereby ensuring that its precious fiction will never be recreated.

    I roll to calibrate the deflector shield.
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