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    You manage to find the precise frequency needed to reflect the Death Star's laser back at it, saving Alderaan in the process.


    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I roll to find Carmen Sandiego.
    Quote Originally Posted by jqavins View Post
    (Oooh, nice one!) You find her easily. The two of you fall instantly in love and live the rest of your days in sublime marital bliss as you join her on her globe hopping adventures. Your many children grow to adulthood and settle, happy, is places all over the world.

    I roll to hold a family reunion for my and Carmen's descendants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I roll to hold a family reunion for my and Carmen's descendants.
    Success! You manage not only to reunite your and Carmen's descendants, but it turns out that the two of you are responsible for about 72% of the global population. World peace ensues.

    I roll to swim across a river.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

    [+]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironsmith View Post
    I roll to swim across a river.
    You swim across the ocean.

    I roll to bake a cake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I roll to bake a cake.
    You are the greatest baker who will ever walk the earth, and your cakes will be praised in song and story for all time.

    I roll to make a friend.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to make a friend.
    Literally or figuratively? Doesn't matter. You befriend a million people who love you as well as create an advance artificial life form with super powers that will do any and all house hold chores for you.

    I roll to thank CyberiadQueen for letting me sig something she posted in another thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I roll to thank CyberiadQueen for letting me sig something she posted in another thread.
    You proceed to thank me so effusively that you wind up making my day two days in a row. (Seriously; I'm so thrilled!)

    I roll to do a happy dance because Magic_hat liked what I said in the other thread enough to sig it.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to do a happy dance because Magic_hat liked what I said in the other thread enough to sig it.
    Your dance is so magnificent, it brings everyone together for world peace and dance.

    Going for the opposite, I roll for total despair
    Last edited by Buji; 2019-02-11 at 04:53 PM.

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    You create the first known emotional black hole.


    I roll to resist the emotional black hole.
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    Thou fool! There is no resisting the black hole! Not the staunchest of mortals could...

    Oh. You broke it.


    ...Well, f***.





    I roll to roleplay.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

    [+]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironsmith View Post
    I roll to roleplay.
    You roleplay so well everyone now believes what you're roleplaying is real. The world is now just one big LARP.

    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    You proceed to thank me so effusively that you wind up making my day two days in a row. (Seriously; I'm so thrilled!)
    Now I want to sig that. Can I?

    I roll to decide what quotes to keep and remove from my sig so I can have an all power sig that instills awe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    Now I want to sig that. Can I?
    Totally!

    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I roll to decide what quotes to keep and remove from my sig so I can have an all power sig that instills awe!
    Due to your fantastic taste in quotes, you now have the greatest sig in existence.

    Whoops--forgot to roll.

    I roll to go back in time to when I went to bed, and make up for how long it took me to fall asleep.
    Last edited by CyberiadQueen; 2019-02-13 at 03:32 PM.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    Totally!



    Due to your fantastic taste in quotes, you now have the greatest sig in existence.

    Whoops--forgot to roll.

    I roll to go back in time to when I went to bed, and make up for how long it took me to fall asleep.
    Awesome success! You venture back through the timestream and manage to adequately tire yourself out to gain the necessary amount of sleep required to be fully rested!

    I roll to gain inspiration from things around me.

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    Congratulations on your new rock opera.

    I roll to cure the common cold.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

    [+]

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    You create a vaccine against the common cold that sails through the FDA approvals process like nothing before.

    I roll to save an airliner full of people from plummeting to the earth.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Your feat of heroism goes down in history as the first ever 'superhero' incident.


    I roll to catch an eevee-themed mimikyu.
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    Your Pokeball "malfunctions" and tries to capture a Mimikyu and an Eevee at the same time. The resulting fusion, Accurseon, is as magnificent as it is sinister.

    I roll to scratch my beard.
    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    Phhase he played four
    He played nick nack on my door
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home.

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    The moment you touch your beard, you find it to be so satisfying you weep for joy. You don't even care if it itches anymore.

    I roll to find a way to "corrupt" these results, because I'm a prick.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

    [+]

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    There is no longer any such thing as an "uncorrupted" result, thanks to your talents.

    I roll to wish everybody (single or otherwise) a Happy Valentine's Day!
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
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    Your message of well-wishing reaches even the coldest of hearts. Humanity regains an iota of faith in itself, as well it ought.


    I roll to peel an orange. And to return your sentiment twofold .
    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    Phhase he played four
    He played nick nack on my door
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home.

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    You peel three oranges and give two - the best two - to CyberiadQueen. They are the best tasting fruits in the history of fruit, and the happy glow of tasty delight keeps her happy for a week. Also, the big dose of vitamin C keeps her healthy for a month. (You eat the least of the three oranges, and it is also the best orange you've ever eaten.)

    (After witnessing this miracle) I roll to share and eat some cherries.
    -- Joe
    “Shared pain is diminished. Shared joy is increased.”
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    You are completely welcome to use anything I post here, or I wouldn't post it.

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    You manage to share an unprecedented wealth of cherries with everyone, ending world hunger.


    I roll to find Love.
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    Sadly, not even the miracle of a natural 20 can create a bona fide life partner; however, in your quest to find it, you discover the love that was inside you all along, as well as a renewed willingness to share it with the world. You find both contentment and confidence, at least for the day.

    I roll to make some chocolates.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

    [+]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironsmith View Post
    I roll to make some chocolates.
    You create a new infinity stone: the Chocolate Stone.

    I roll to destroy Valentine's Day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jqavins View Post
    You peel three oranges and give two - the best two - to CyberiadQueen. They are the best tasting fruits in the history of fruit, and the happy glow of tasty delight keeps her happy for a week.
    Aww...I love oranges!

    I roll to destroy Valentine's Day.
    Romance, as we know it, is dead. Good job.

    I roll to remake Valentine's Day so that the focus isn't one hundred percent on people who have a significant other.
    Last edited by CyberiadQueen; 2019-02-14 at 04:02 PM.
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    You spearhead a successful campaign across the media, snack food and greeting card industries to market the new holiday. It's an entire weekend long and most notably features gummi snakes, which are enjoyable in any number of playful settings but aren't really associated with romantic gifts.

    I roll to fix the brakes on my mom's car.
    Leo, Minnie, Jek-Jek, Timmy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    All hail citrus .

    The brakes on your mother's car are now suitable for high-speed drift racing, able to turn and stop on a dime. When turned on, the radio always defaults to a Eurobeat station.

    I roll to drink a can of Amp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    Phhase he played four
    He played nick nack on my door
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home.

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    While you can't find a can of Amp anywhere, you manage to achieve the same result by drinking a can of Volt and letting your body's natural resistance handle it from there. This discovery galvanizes the energy drink market and makes a lot of people (including yourself) a tidy sum of money.

    I roll to make sure someone gets the joke.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    Someone does get the joke. That someone turns out to have connections to the entertainment industry, and in less than a month you're the most popular comedian in the galaxy.

    I roll to see if my plane, which is currently out of fuel, can be made to land safely from up high in the sky.
    Avvie by yours truly.

    You only need a few good friends in life; and you absolutely stick by them no matter what.

    I don't use the registry on this site, ask me if you need more info about my charries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meltdowner View Post
    I roll to see if my plane, which is currently out of fuel, can be made to land safely from up high in the sky.
    Okay. You see and no. Not it cannot be landed safely. What? You asked "to see" not "to land safely." You have a very definite understanding of the situation though - more so than anyone else could.

    I roll to video tape Meltdowner's impending plane crash and submit it to America's Funniest Home Videos to win a lot of money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I roll to video tape Meltdowner's impending plane crash and submit it to America's Funniest Home Videos to win a lot of money.
    You go as far as it is possible to go on AFHV, winning prize after prize after prize. Every host the show has ever had--even the foreign sister shows--joins up to host the ultimate episode to congratulate you.

    I roll to replace Alfonso Ribeiro as AFHV's host! (I always wanted that job.)
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Men are Mortal
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