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    You secretly film the host taking a prat fall and submit it. The episode is aired to great laughter and embarrassment. By the rules of AFHV, you supplant the the previous host. Your wit, grace, love of citrus, and impeccable sense of humor make you and the show into cultural icons. Over years, your influence allows society to trend towards a happier, healthier and more harmonious state.

    I roll to make the root of Ironsmith's joke forum-public.
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    Phhase he played four
    He played nick nack on my door
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home.
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    You found a way to backstab... with a ballista...

    I want to play at your table.

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    You succeed in crafting a masterwork youtube video that, in 30 seconds, explains Ironsmith's joke about Amp = Volt/Resistance in a way that genuinely enriches the humorous experience.

    I roll to jump over a candlestick.
    This is a boring signature.
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
    EXPLODED RUNES
    PICTURE OF A CAT
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES

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    You set the new long-jump world record.


    I roll to be interesting.
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    Bodyguard in Lix's Harem
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    You are endlessly fascinating. Nobody can get enough of the sight of you, and everybody hangs on your every word.

    I roll to be immune to that fascination, so that I can get things done.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    You receive 20 irl Monk levels, attaining complete control of your body and mental faculties. Your potential is limitless.

    I roll to
    Last edited by Phhase; 2019-02-15 at 10:36 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    Phhase he played four
    He played nick nack on my door
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ventruenox View Post
    You found a way to backstab... with a ballista...

    I want to play at your table.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phhase View Post
    I roll to
    Um...I have no idea what any of that means so I'll just say you roll well enough to become an all-powerful deity that can do everything including whatever you wanted to do in your post.

    I roll to make Officer Wiggum give me a gun WITHOUT me telling him my name as per this classic Simpsons clip:

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    You make a convincing argument. After a convoluted chain reaction of people trusting Wiggum's assessment of you a little too much, Springfield passes a series of strict municipal gun laws and puts you in charge of their enforcement. You can confiscate and inspect any gun you find in the county!

    I roll to crash one of Wal-mart's web servers.
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    I roll to crash one of Wal-mart's web servers.
    Turns out Wal-mart was Skynet and you single handily stop the robot apocalypse and are hailed as a hero.

    I roll to restart the robot apocalypse.

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    I roll to restart the robot apocalypse.
    The world descends into madness and chaos as rogue Roombas turn against their complacent masters and enslave all mankind.

    I roll to get some friggin' writing done!
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    Well, since your new robot overlords have chained you to your desk it's not like you have anything else to do. You manage to churn out a full-length novel a month with robots as the protagonists against the oppressive humans in exchange for food, water, sleep, and bathroom breaks.


    I roll to broker peace and equality with the robot race.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I roll to broker peace and equality with the robot race.
    You bring about peace in all corners of the universe, and a holiday is dedicated to you. It's celebrated on December 25. I don't think there's a holiday on that day right?

    I roll to invite literally everyone on Giantitp forum over to my house for a big pizza party.

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    You invite everyone on the site, and everyone comes--especially because you were sweet enough to provide alternatives for those of us who don't eat pizza. The party is a huge success, and you're known for your generosity and ability to host fantastic parties.

    I roll to get rid of this terrible headache I've had all day.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    You invite everyone on the site, and everyone comes--especially because you were sweet enough to provide alternatives for those of us who don't eat pizza. The party is a huge success, and you're known for your generosity and ability to host fantastic parties.
    Sicky McSickface is now known for generosity!...in addition to what he did at those theme parks.

    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to get rid of this terrible headache I've had all day.
    You get rid of this headache, never have a headache again, and even develop psychic powers.

    I roll to enter a government program to get adamantium bones.
    Last edited by Magic_Hat; 2019-02-20 at 03:43 PM.

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    Not only do you receive adamant bones, but also the ability to shift your anatomy to any substance, adamantium included.

    I roll to roll.
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    Phhase he played four
    He played nick nack on my door
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ventruenox View Post
    You found a way to backstab... with a ballista...

    I want to play at your table.

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    Phhase he played one
    He played nick nack on my drum
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home

    Phhase he played two
    He played nick nack on my shoe
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home

    Phhase he played three
    He played nick nack on my tree
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home

    Phhase he played four
    He played nick nack on my door
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home

    Phhase he played five
    He played nick nack on my hive
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home

    Phhase he played six
    He played nick nack on my stick
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home

    Phhase he played seven
    He played nick nack on my deven
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home

    Phhase he played eight
    He played nick nack on my gate
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home

    Phhase he played nine
    He played nick nack on my vine
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home

    Phhase he played ten
    He played nick nack on my hen
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home




    I roll to build Queen Whatevra Wa-nabi.
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    Now that's what I want to see! Hella sigged.

    You succeed in building not only the Queen, but the entire set of The Lego Movie.




    I roll to drink water.
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    Phhase he played four
    He played nick nack on my door
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Give a dog a bone
    Phhase came rolling home.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ventruenox View Post
    You found a way to backstab... with a ballista...

    I want to play at your table.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phhase View Post
    I roll to drink water.
    You consume all water (salt, fresh or otherwise) on the planet earth (including the water in living beings).

    I roll to make a pretty cool Dungeons & Dragons character.

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    The character you create is the most awesome ever, with the sorts of abilities that most players can only dream of.

    I roll to have a chocolate chip cookie.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    I roll to have a chocolate chip cookie.
    You find literally every cookie on the planet including humans with the (nick)name "Cookie."

    I roll to propose to a girlfriend. Not my girlfriend; just a girlfriend. Also I'm not necessarily proposing marriage; just a proposal.

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    You submit a proposal to Crisis21's fox girlfriend. She thinks you're here from the Overkill Wish Thread and gives you a ludicrously huge business loan with no interest.

    I roll to write up the campaign setting for the message board games expanded universe.
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    At the risk of quoting Carly Simon...nobody does it better. Your writeup is splendid, an absolute marvel.

    I roll to be excited that my birthday's coming up!
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

    #LiberateHongKong

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    You become so excited that you make Pinkie Pie look sedate.


    I roll to build a castle.
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    You strum upon your Lyre of Building in an effort to build a fortress. The gods hear your song, and decide to build a bastion to preserve your music. A colossal floating island forms, teaming with magical waterfalls and ramparts of gold and ivory. Streamers bearing your personal sigil stream dozens of meters in the wind, and the tallest tower shows you a breathless cloudscape. Everlasting song emanates from magical statue in a Melody that soothes and invigorates.

    I roll to assert my will over this artifact..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ad'ika Beskarad View Post
    I roll to assert my will over this artifact..
    The artifact cannot remember a time when its sole desire was not to obey your every whim to the best of its ability.

    You roll to learn to write haiku.

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    You write a haiku that impresses the master of poetry at the Kakita artisan academy. You can get a teaching position there if you want.

    I roll to keep the Runabout out of the Jem'Hadar hands.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    The Dominion is still trying to figure out how you accomplished it, but the Jem'Hadar no longer have hands and cannot operate starships. The Runabout gets away without a scratch.

    I roll to tame a dragon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    You successfully tame the dragon and create such a deep, emotional bond with the fantastic beast that the entire race has bonded with you.

    I roll to dig a hole.

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    You dig straight to the center of the Earth. Roll a DC 3000 Constitution save vs heat.


    I roll to train a sidekick.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I roll to train a sidekick.
    You train him/her so well he/she surpasses you, and you are now his/her sidekick.

    I roll to ask a girl out. Not necessarily out on a date. I just ask her out of something.

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    You successfully ask a random girl on the street out of a paper bag.

    I roll to be somewhere else when it gets awkward.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
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    Music lives Forever

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