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    You're on another plane of existence. Not bad. Though it does bring up the question of how you'll get home...

    I roll to seduce a bar wench.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    I roll to seduce a bar wench.
    You seduce the whole tavern.

    I roll to get someone on these forums to say something nice about me.

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    Everybody across the forum sings your praises joyously.

    I roll to be unobtrusive.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
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    Hey where'd CyberiadQueen go?

    I roll to find her.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Turns out she was right behind you the whole time.


    I roll to build with LEGOs.
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    You build a great Lego tower.

    I wish to build a palace out of lint.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Lint from the dryer comes out in relatively uniform bats. You find that by wetting the bats with an epoxy resin you are able to make very strong and usable structural pieces. By collecting the bats from a whole state's worth of dryers you are able to build a palace that puts Versailles to shame with it's grandeur entirely out of lint phenolic.

    (And by the way, happy Magic_Hat Day!)

    I roll to look a little less nerdy.
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    It's as though the Fonz, Poochie, and that kid you always looked up to when you were growing up had a baby, only twice as cool as anyone would expect it to be!

    I roll to make friends with this cool person.
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    This person falls in love with you and/or would die for you (you're not entirely sure which).

    I roll to dress sharp.
    Last edited by HalfTangible; 2019-03-05 at 03:24 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    You put on some +1 Keen armor spikes. A fashion designer takes note and decides to run it in her next show. The models' health insurance premiums go up.

    I roll not to open YouTube in another tab.
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    Youtube is quickly forgotten, and people begin to discover this thing called "outside" again.

    I roll to roll a bowling ball
    This is a boring signature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    Youtube is quickly forgotten, and people begin to discover this thing called "outside" again.

    I roll to roll a bowling ball
    You get a double turkey. In every lane in the alley. At the same time. No, I don't know how you did that either.

    I roll to outrun the angry mob that just wanted to bowl.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Brother of Battle by Emperor Ing

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    You run away to another country and find yourself having somehow set up a comfortable life of wealth and luxury.

    I roll to persuade HalfTangible that the life he found is really mine and he should let me have the wealth and luxury.
    So, I went completely AWOL... Sorry about that, I will return when life picks up a rhythm again.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
    Quote Originally Posted by frogglesmash View Post
    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    Being as naïve and good-natured as he is, HalfTangible is firmly convinced that his lifestyle rightfully belongs to you, and contentedly languishes on the street in abject poverty.

    I roll to persuade The Kool that these actions are morally reprehensible.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    The Kool elevates HalfTangible to a position of wealth and privilege one step beneath his own, then switches places after apologizing for lying to me.

    I roll to make CyberiadQueen the Queen of a neighboring country as thanks.
    Last edited by HalfTangible; 2019-03-08 at 09:00 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Brother of Battle by Emperor Ing

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    CyberiadQueen is now the Queen of Cyberiad (funny how that worked out), and the two of you enter into a mutually beneficial alliance culminating in the betrothal of your respective firstborn children.


    I roll to plan the wedding.
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    The plans are incredible, beautiful, magnificent; and the wedding is sure to be the wedding of the century--if not for (at the risk of being called out for "corrupting" the wish) a certain plot twist.

    I roll to find a good diplomatic alternative (in the event of my desire to remain childless) that will hopefully not utterly destroy the alliance.
    Last edited by CyberiadQueen; 2019-03-09 at 09:25 PM.
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    As luck would have it, I don't want kids either. So instead of a wedding ceremony for our kids, we get two dignitaries to marry each other. The alliance is secure.

    I roll to invade the neighboring country of Map Filleria and take all their stuff.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Brother of Battle by Emperor Ing

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    You get all their stuff, plus a commitment to an annual tribute from the surrounding countries.

    I roll to find a loophole in the tribute treaties that I can use to get a portion.
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    You discover that the treaty only specified that tribute was to be paid, and what tribute, and how often... but didn't say to whom.

    I roll to organize an alliance of rebels to take back over the neighboring countries and restore their autonomy.
    So, I went completely AWOL... Sorry about that, I will return when life picks up a rhythm again.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
    Quote Originally Posted by frogglesmash View Post
    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    They appoint you their new dictator. I, uh, guess you can just abdicate now?

    I roll to open the lock on my prison cell.
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    You open the lock, disassemble it, study its inner workings, and put it back together just like new. Just with you on the outside of the cell this time. Your new understanding gives you Advantage to pick these kinds of locks in the future.


    I roll to be an action hero.
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    You know all the classic action-movie-type heroes? They ain't got nothin' on you.

    I roll for today to be the most awesome birthday I've ever had.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
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    You announce your birthday to a large group of like-minded, friendly, and playful virtual friends. They all wish you a happy birthday in the most creative ways they can think of. (Did you here me, playgrounder? I said ALL.)
    Spoiler: Happy Birthday
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                H   H    A    PPP    PPP    Y   Y
                H   H   A A   P  P   P  P    Y Y
                HHHHH  AAAAA  PPP    PPP      Y
                H   H  A   A  P      P        Y
                H   H  A   A  P      P        Y
    
    BBB    III   RRR   TTTTT  H   H  DDD       A    Y   Y  !!
    B  B    I    R  R    T    H   H  D  D     A A    Y Y   !!
    BBB     I    RRR     T    HHHHH  D   D   AAAAA    Y    !!
    B  B    I    R R     T    H   H  D  D    A   A    Y
    BBB    III   R  R    T    H   H  DDD     A   A    Y    **


    I roll to get more playgrounders in on the birthday wishes.
    Last edited by jqavins; 2019-03-13 at 09:23 AM.
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    CYBERIADQUEEN!!



    I roll to make a piñata for the party.
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    I roll to bake a cake!
    So, I went completely AWOL... Sorry about that, I will return when life picks up a rhythm again.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
    Quote Originally Posted by frogglesmash View Post
    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    Awww!!!

    I roll to thank everybody for being so sweet!
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    Happy birthday! Also you're welcome and we're probably going to keep saying happy birthday for like two more days!

    I roll to do that thing I just said!
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    You've learned the spell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". When used it can age a target by one year. This effect is not affected by effects that remove curses or dispel magic, but it can be removed by a Wish or a Miracle.

    I roll to hire a wizard to restore CyberiadQueen to her normal age.
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    CyberiadQueen is restored to her proper age. And is now immortal.

    I roll to find a puppy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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