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    ElfRangerGuy

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    You find 101 Dalmatians.

    I roll to prevent them being turned into a coat.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Thanks for the birthday wishes, everybody! It really made yesterday awesome every time I thought of that!


    You find dozens and dozens of the most OMG-friggin'-adorable puppies ever.

    Never mind...

    You successfully guarantee that Cruela DeVil will never wear those precious puppies.

    I roll to enjoy the immortality I've been gifted!
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    You get bored after about 8000 years, but that's a pretty good run, especially for a birthday gift, eh? The scantily clad athletes you keep around certainly think so.

    I roll to time travel and see how CyberiadQueen's rule is going in the future.
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    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    You travel 8000 years into the future to the point where CyberiadQueen is starting to get bored with her immortality, and she's overjoyed to see you because, hey, you've been gone for 8000 years. Also, your arrival was apparently foretold in a prophecy about the return of the 'One True King'.


    I roll to double-check the prophecy for any mentions about existential threats to life, liberty, or general happiness.
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    You discover that there are no such loopholes or gotchas, but that HalfTangible isn't actually the one. Oh, sure, he lives a long and happy life in the future (well, his new home time) but the actual OTK is you! You become CQ's best friend, lover, or spouse (whatever works for the two of you) which breaks CQ out of her boredom, and you rule together for many more happy and prosperous years.

    This stuff is so great that I roll to make sure my birthday (12/13) is on everyone's calendar.
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    You successfully crack the Apple, Google and Microsoft servers to ensure that every calendar that uses their software has your birthday on it. Believing this to be an act of divine will, many nations around the globe declare the day as a national holiday.

    I roll to develop a security patch to sell to Apple, Google and Microsoft.
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    You are made so rich that you now own Apple, Google, and Microsoft.

    I roll to build a harem of the most beautiful (unmarried - not looking to start the Trojan war here) women on the face of the earth.

    @V: Metagaming essentially refers to what a person does outside of the game itself. I was referring to manipulating the game system in order to break the game. IE roll a Nat 1 on something negative so you instead have something positive happen to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

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    You even get exquisite married women in this incredible harem of yours--and their husbands are absolutely fine with it, because they know you deserve every gorgeous woman you want.

    I roll for people to please stop assuming that I know what "metagaming" means.
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    You've successfully convinced all of humankind of the stupidity of assumptions, and no one assumes anything anymore.

    I roll to start up a new question-answering website to fuel peoples' newfound thirst for knowledge.
    So, I went completely AWOL... Sorry about that, I will return when life picks up a rhythm again.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
    Quote Originally Posted by frogglesmash View Post
    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    Your clearly superior answer-finding methodology manages to supplant the myriad of similar websites competing with it, which is good because many of those get co-opted for propaganda or cynical product placement. People are actually willing to pay money directly for access to your expert network!

    I roll to get a bird out of my attic without hurting it.
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    I roll to get a bird out of my attic without hurting it.
    You liberate all birds from all enclosed spaces.

    I roll to go to an all you can eat buffet and eat so much food the restaurant has to close permanently.

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    You eat so much that you literally cannot move afterwards. People attempt to roll you out the door and you become helplessly stuck.


    I roll to bake cookies.
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    Your new cookie business is thriving!

    I roll to flip a coin.
    So, I went completely AWOL... Sorry about that, I will return when life picks up a rhythm again.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
    Quote Originally Posted by frogglesmash View Post
    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    Every coin on the planet flies up into the air, spins, and lands. All at the same time.

    I roll to write a book.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    You're book sells more copies than the bible and the full harry potter series... combined. Movie companies fight for the rights to make a movie of it.

    I roll to make a movie based upon HalfTangible's book.
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    It's a stunning masterpiece that sets box office records, putting Marvel to shame.

    I roll to start a film company with these masters of the art.
    So, I went completely AWOL... Sorry about that, I will return when life picks up a rhythm again.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
    Quote Originally Posted by frogglesmash View Post
    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    Your film company is a huge success, making MGM, Universal, and all those other companies look like low-budget college film classes.

    I roll to invest in this great new fil company.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
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    #LiberateHongKong

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    You manage to secure a kajillion dollars in leverage for your investment at 0% interest. Here's hoping it goes up!

    I roll to do a cool stunt for the movie that they're making.
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    Your stunt is so amazing that they fire the actor you're stunt doubling for and cast you in his place.


    I roll to direct the movie.
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    In your directorial debut, you are hailed as the next Orson Welles.

    I roll to be an extra in this movie.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    #LiberateHongKong

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    You're so good they invite you back again. And again. And again... until you're actually ALL the extras in the movie.

    I roll to create a film theory as to why all the universe consists of only the main/secondary characters and one other person in the entire world who's some kind of duplicating/time traveling paradox-proof immortal.
    So, I went completely AWOL... Sorry about that, I will return when life picks up a rhythm again.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
    Quote Originally Posted by frogglesmash View Post
    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    Your theory goes viral, talked about all over the world. As the originator of the theory, you get invited to make appearances on Ellen, all the late night shows, and Oprah decides to get back into the talk show business just to cover your story.
    You also get invited to do a TED talk on formulating theories about fictional universes.

    I roll to write a sequel.
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    The sequel ends up being even greater than the previous film, completely overshadowing its success.

    I roll to sue Korith for writing a sequel to my IP.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    I roll to sue Korith for writing a sequel to my IP.
    You win the case and take all their money, worldly possessions, and even skin.

    I roll to weaponize pizza.

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    In the way the dwarves on the Discworld managed to weaponize their bread, you make a version of pizza that can be used like Captain America uses his shield.

    I roll to steal the weaponized pizza schematics.
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    You discover plans for the Death Sauce, a pizza with enough cheesy goodness to give heart attacks to an entire planet.

    I roll to find the weak spot in the Death Sauce.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Brother of Battle by Emperor Ing

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    You discover that the weakness is pineapple.


    I roll to gather pineapples for the assault on the Death Sauce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I roll to gather pineapples for the assault on the Death Sauce.
    You gather SO many pineapple; the pineapples are strong with this one.

    I roll to freeze the famous smuggler in stuffed crusted preserving him so I can take him to the crime lord.

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    You freeze him in the crust and bring him to the crime lord, Pizza the Hutt.

    I roll to free the smuggler from the crime lord.
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    You achieve a jailbreak so daring and brilliant, it becomes a trope in pretty much every jailbreak movie and tv series that follows it. Andy Dufresne? John Dillenger? Michael Scofield? Who are they? jqavins daring rescue and escape is the one to remember.



    I roll to remember who Andy Dufresne, John Dillenger, and Michael Scofield are.
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