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    Of course you remember; they were all you in different hats!

    I roll to come up with an appropriately pizza-themed reference to the Star Wars prequel series.
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    Your reference is so good and so funny it inspires a movie of its own! The Phantom Marinara is a smash success, both with people who watch it ironically and those who genuinely like it.

    I roll to create Episode 2: Attack of the Anchovies.
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    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

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    You do so well that you're commissioned to write Episode 3: Revenge of the Olives.


    I roll to plan out Episode 7: The Pineapple Awakens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I roll to plan out Episode 7: The Pineapple Awakens.
    Not sure if this is a nat 20, but it's just a ripoff of Episode 4: A New Topping. It makes a lot of money opening weekend though.

    I roll to make a stand alone space opera pizza film that's part of an anthology series set in the same universe.
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    Your new movie is even better and more successful than the story line movies in the franchise, despite being every bit as (wait for it)...
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    I roll to cash in on the sci-fi food craze by making a Starfruit Trek movie.
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    Plate, the final frontier
    These are the voyages of the USS Entawak
    Her continuing mission to explore strange new bowls
    To grow and be ripe for the glory of fruit civilization
    To boldly grow where no fruit has grown before!


    Cue theme music

    In time, division between fans of Pizza Wars and Fruit Trek escalate into civil war, but the Fruit Trek fans, or "Frekies" eventually win due to their healthier eating habits allowing them to fight for more than 5 seconds before bowling over in exhaustion.

    I roll to draft the peace accord between the Frekies and the Pizza War fans.
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    The peace accord winds up being scripted as the first in a gloriously long-lived crossover Pizza Trek series.

    I roll to introduce all my friends to this nerd masterpiece.
    So, I went completely AWOL... Sorry about that, I will return when life picks up a rhythm again.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
    Quote Originally Posted by frogglesmash View Post
    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    Your friends think it's the most awesome thing ever!

    I roll to ignore said masterpiece.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    You ignore it so well that you forget sci-fi is a genre.


    I wish to create Pizza Trek: The Next Generation
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    You wish, and wish, and wish....... ya know sooner or later you're gonna have to actually roll the die.

    I roll to create a cross over between Pepperoni Wars and Pizza Trek.
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    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    I roll to create a cross over between Pepperoni Wars and Pizza Trek.
    Disney buys the two intellectual properties and creates a crossover with them in the Marvel Cheese-imatic Universe.

    I roll to launch the Marvel Cheese-imatic Universe.

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    And breakout character Monterey Jack becomes the Captain America of the West coast.

    I roll to avoid giving rise to any other cheesy puns.

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    Even the greatest of critical successes has its limits; you manage to create a brief respite from the puns, only by provoking a self-mocking statement from an inveterate punster.

    I roll to provoke another such statement from someone else.
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    Verily, the pun is mightier than the sward. Now get off my well-manicured lawn.

    I roll to save the whales.
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    when the whale probe visits earth in 2286, it finds the oceans teeming with whales.

    I roll to create a warp drive.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    You discover your long lost Q heritage, and can travel or move objects any distance instantaneously.

    I roll to put on my socks.
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    All gaming systems should be terribly flawed and exploitable if you want everyone to be happy with them. This allows for a wide variety of power levels for games for different levels of players.
    I dub this the Snowbluff Axiom.

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    "You don't have to roll for that."
    "I should! We're in combat, it's not easy to get dressed and fend off goblins at the same time."
    "Listen, I didn't design this encounter with sock dancing in mind. If it means that much to you, I'm willing to house-rule that you all have Skill Mastery in Putting Your Friggin' Trousers On."
    "...and my socks?"
    "AND your socks. You take ten and succeed, putting on your favorite pair of cotton adventuring slippers with an flourish as you spin away from your ambushers. Everyone is in awe of your sheer sock-donning prowess."
    "Awesome!"

    ...I roll to be as good a DM as the blue text just was.
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    You're ten times better.

    I wish I knew a way to get rid of the mouse I just saw in the kitchen... (Seriously; freaking out, right now...)
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    You rolled a 20, so you quickly snatch up the mouse with one hand. You are free to cage and tame it or to throw it out the window as you prefer.

    I roll to give better rodent-confrontation advice. Starting with, um, baiting traps with peanut butter?
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    You invent a bait that's better than peanut butter and cheese combined, and a better trap to use it in. Lo and behold, the world really does beat a path to your door.

    I roll to convince Dr. Gunsforhands that he needs investors in order to ramp up production, and to let me in on the ground floor.
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    You realize that he didn't actually start production yet, just figured out the method, so you persuade him to sell you the idea and strike up the business yourself, to roaring success.

    I roll to sell these things for him, on commission!
    So, I went completely AWOL... Sorry about that, I will return when life picks up a rhythm again.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
    Quote Originally Posted by frogglesmash View Post
    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    You sell them so successfully that everyone buys about 1,000,000 of them.

    I roll to convince my GF to have xxx with me.

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    You still fail, because the DM rules that consent does not work that way. You wouldn't have been happy with a partner who just let you command them with diplomacy checks, would you? You have a meaningful discussion about it and both grow as people.

    I roll to write a visual novel.
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    You write such a good visual novel, that all visual novels not written by you are banned, by virtue of being too inferior in comparison.

    I attempt to replace this thread's MLP references with (superior... maybe) SCP references.
    Me being an obsessed fan. (please don't judge)


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    We secure. We contain. We protect." (SCP Foundation)

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    You fail, because you didn't roll yet.

    I roll to learn to fly.

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    Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No--it's...AwesomeMan1323!

    I roll to be better at swimming.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    You swim across the ocean, and then realize that you've never done this before, so how are you doing it? Whatever.

    I roll to cast fireball on some goblins.

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    You swim across the ocean, and then realize that you've never done this before, so how are you doing it? Whatever.

    I roll to cast fireball on some goblins.
    The fireball is so powerful elves can roast marshmallows from it for 1,000 years.

    I roll to find some marshmallows for the inferno.

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    The inferno is pleased and demands ever more marshmallows to satisfy its fiery cravings, which your cabal of marshmallow brokers happily provide. You construct a power plant around the elemental to serve as its palace, trading marshmallows for electricity at what turns out to be a pretty reasonable exchange rate. Plus, it lets you eat the toasted marshmallows when it's done with them! Score!

    I roll to build a robot duplicate of myself.
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    You duplicate yourself in robot form so thoroughly that you're not even sure which of you is which, anymore. (Boy, are you lucky this ain't the Corrupt A Wish thread; this could get ugly...)

    I roll to tell the duplicate Dr.Gunsforhands from the genuine article.
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