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    After much study, you determine unequivocally that there is no difference, because Dr. Gunsforhnds was actually a robot all along. Which helps explain those unusual "prostheses".

    I roll to figure out what MLP and SCP are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jqavins View Post
    After much study, you determine unequivocally that there is no difference, because Dr. Gunsforhnds was actually a robot all along. Which helps explain those unusual "prostheses".

    I roll to figure out what MLP and SCP are.
    You discover that A) MLP stands for My Little Pony, and B) the SCP Foundation is a fictional organization that is the subject of a web-based collaborative writing project of the same name. The stories generated by the project describe the exploits of the Foundation, supposedly responsible for containing individuals, entities, locations, and objects that violate natural law.

    I roll an insight check against the gang clown.
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    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    You successfully determine that she is a gang clown before you even meet her, and as such are able avoid interacting with her in any way.

    I roll to locate and purchase some souls from the netherworld.
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty, Erica.
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    You can have your pick of souls of varying qualities, and all for a very, very reasonable price!

    I roll to be the most awesome thing ever.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
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    #LiberateHongKong

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    You don't need to roll for that.

    I roll to pilot a sailboat.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    I roll to pilot a sailboat.
    You pilot it so well you hit an ice burg, and the ice burg sinks.

    I roll to duct tape 64 SNES together to create a Super Nintendo 64 which will be the most powerful gaming device on the planet.

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    It gains sentience and decides to exist solely for the purpose of entertaining humanity with games. Paradise is achieved.

    I roll to find the dystopian secret of this new paradise.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I roll to find the dystopian secret of this new paradise.
    Soylent Green is people and so is soma that Big Brother has created to pay for firemen to burn books. There. That covers all the big ones right?

    I roll to find the lochness monster.

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    The Loch Ness Monster knocks on your door to pay a friendly visit. I don't know how she'll fit into your house for a cup of tea, though.

    I roll to go ghost-hunting.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
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    #LiberateHongKong

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    You fall through a portal in time and become the real-life inspiration for Ghostbusters before returning to the same moment you left.


    I roll to create a working lightsaber.
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    Bodyguard in Lix's Harem
    Ninja-Pirate of BvS's Privateer village! Come and join me!
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    It took some doing figuring out how to synthesize kaiburr crystals, but now you've done it, and have crafted your lightsaber! Expect your local Sith lord to come knocking any minute now.

    I roll to crochet a cute little purse for my daughter.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I roll to crochet a cute little purse for my daughter.
    The purse is so strong it one day blocks a bullet that would have killed her.

    I roll to speed run a video game.

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    Your speedrun has such a quick record that even the developers of the game you do the speedrun for are baffled as to how the heck you managed to do that without hacking the game.

    I roll to do a 100% completion of Breath of the Wild (if I'm ever able to afford a copy someday).
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Men are Mortal
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    #LiberateHongKong

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    You find every secret and treasure chest except that one glitchy one that spawns beneath the map and falls forever, only appearing on radar for a short time before vanishing.


    I roll to duel the Sith Lord that just rang my doorbell with my new lightsaber.
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    "It wasn't really much of a fight. She went down in one blow. But at least I didn't pull a Goku."

    I roll to seduce the Sith Lord.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Your seduction is so well performed, and you yourself so desirable, that the Sith lord recently killed by Crisis21 returns to life in order to have you, and is even turned to the light side.

    I roll to help the newly resurrected former Sith lord found a new Jedi order, one less hide bound and able to manage strong emotions instead of always trying, and sometimes failing, to suppress them.
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    You successfully integrate mindfulness practice into the NJO (New Jedi Order). These new Jedi are encouraged to experience their emotions, but not to the extent that they forfeit control over them. This ends up proving a healthy outlet for dealing with all the crazy stuff that happens to Jedi pretty much all the time.

    I roll to do a barrel roll
    This is a boring signature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I roll to do a barrel roll
    Peppy informs you you're becoming more like your father. Now go help Slippy for like the millionth time.*

    I roll to find out what love is.

    *I can do video game references too.

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    You find the answer in the form of a math equation and solve it. But you keep it to yourself, because you're certain nobody's going to like it.

    I roll to find spiritual enlightenment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Brother of Battle by Emperor Ing

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    You are now enlightened on all things spiritual.

    I roll to cast Find Familiar.

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    You find a Great Wyrm Red Dragon who's just thrilled to take the position of your Familiar. Nobody is ever sure why this is.

    I roll to decorate for a party.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Everyone agrees that it is the best decorated party ever.

    I roll to eat some steak.
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    I'm not sure how you did it, but all of the bulls in Pamplona are skeletons now and everyone's really mad at you.

    I roll to make a well-balanced and engaging adventure for Mutants & Masterminds.
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy, Cutty, Erica.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    The final battle of your campaign involved a melee-a-trois with expies of both Apokalypse and Thanos. Your players talk about it excitedly for months afterwards.


    I roll to have been the one whose character delivered the final blow to one of the two big bads of the campaign.
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    You deliver the final blow to both of them. With just one blow. Thus rendering yourself the Ultimate Badass.

    I roll to go my way, merrily ignoring the final battle.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Men are Mortal
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    #LiberateHongKong

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    You live happily ever after.

    I roll to tie my shoelaces.
    This is a boring signature.
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    You train your shoe laces to tie and untie themselves on command.

    I roll to eat breakfast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jqavins View Post
    You train your shoe laces to tie and untie themselves on command.

    I roll to eat breakfast.
    You gain enlightenment through eating toast.

    I roll to make an MCU film that ISN'T horribly cliche and predictable with actual fleshed out characters with depth and a plot with good and subtle symbolism.

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    The American Film Institute retroactively creates a "100 Years 100 Movies" category just to showcase your wonderful work.

    I roll to wish somebody in this forum, anyone at all, away to the Labyrinth.
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    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
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    #LiberateHongKong

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to wish somebody in this forum, anyone at all, away to the Labyrinth.
    The ghost of David Bowie now haunts everyone on this forum. I hope you like Dance Magic.

    I roll to wish somebody in this forum, anyone at all, away to the Pan's Labyrinth.
    See what I did there?

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