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    Unfortunately, I don't see what you did there. Maybe I would if we all went and watched the movie together? Yes, that definitely seems like the best course of action right now.

    I roll to find a theater that's running that old film. Maybe a Fathom event or something?
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    (I saw what was done, there. Good movie! Very intense.)

    You find a theater that is hosting a free showing, and we all have a good time.

    I roll to sneak in free snacks for everybody while we're at the movies, so we don't all have to pay outrageous concession-stand prices.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to sneak in free snacks for everybody while we're at the movies, so we don't all have to pay outrageous concession-stand prices.
    You win a Nobel Peace Prize for your generosity.

    I roll to compliment the next person to post on this thread.

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    I roll to be worthy of such a compliment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I roll to be worthy of such a compliment.
    You blow up a Death Star. Like the 8th or 9th Death Star because we can't go too long without a Death Star in a Star Wars film.

    I roll to compliment the next person to post since it worked out so well the last time.

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    Wow, thanks, that means a lot! Especially since you were so eager to say it that you didn't even wait for two other people to post! (That's what the three-post rule is. It's... a guideline.)

    I roll to hack my save file to solve a puzzle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Wow, thanks, that means a lot! Especially since you were so eager to say it that you didn't even wait for two other people to post! (That's what the three-post rule is. It's... a guideline.)

    I roll to hack my save file to solve a puzzle.
    You solve the puzzle I've been puzzling over for the past several days, merely by the paragraph you typed before making your wish.

    I roll to solve the puzzle of what I'm going to do with the deus ex machina writing prompt I just got.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    You realize you need to put a deus ex machina inside a deus ex machina and create Deus ex Machinaception.


    I roll to understand the subtleties within Deus ex Machinaception.
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    You understand them! From where you're standing, everything about them is quite obvious! After all, a D.E.M. is not meant to be subtle. No one else notices the layered variant half the time, but with your critical acumen it's like blaring accordion music to your ears.

    I roll to critique Detective Pikachu.
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    Critique-al success! Your work analysing the movie catches the attention of the director and Ryan Reynolds, and you're personally invited to work on the sequel as a credited producer!

    I roll to advance the science of cheesemaking.
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    You're a perfect person.
    Isn't Socksy adorabibbles?

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    You gain eternal blessings.

    I roll to cut down a tree with a herring.
    -- Joe
    “Shared pain is diminished. Shared joy is increased.”
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    The herring becomes the ultimate in tree-sawing technology.

    I roll to preserve the rain forests.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Men are Mortal
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    The herring becomes the ultimate in tree-sawing technology.

    I roll to preserve the rain forests.
    You preserve them so well the entire earth is now a tropical rain forest.

    I roll to go down to Kokomo. I want to get there fast then I'll take it slow. To repeat myself that's where I want to go - way down in Kokomo.

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    You become a one-man Beach Boys concert.

    I roll to wish everyone who celebrates it a Happy Easter.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Men are Mortal
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to wish everyone who celebrates it a Happy Easter.
    The entire planet is wished a Happy Easter.

    I roll to beat a Pokemon game with only a team of Magikarps.

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    Flail for the win.


    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to wish everyone who celebrates it a Happy Easter.


    Oh no! The Easter Bunny is out sick! I roll to fill in for him.
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    Well, it took a while but you delivered hard boiled eggs, chocolate, and jelly beans to every man, woman, and child on the planet, with double portions for the malnourished. You are hailed world-wide as a hero, and starting next year a platoon of Easter bunnies will duplicate your massive achievement.

    I roll to come up with something, anything, to keep the thread going.
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    You come up with something that's so much fun that we're all drawn back like iron to a magnet.

    I roll to keep the fun going.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    With a wink and a gesture, the Noble lady grins at you, and begins to slowly unlace her bodice. With a look to each side, she instructs her large male bodyguard and her gorgeous handmaiden to start stripping as well. She needn't have bothered, because after looking at you, they've already subconsciously started unfastening and unlacing. With a grin, she looks at you, and says, "Why, good ser! We do enjoy our fun little parties....."...

    You are nearing the end of a quest, and the pathetic weasel of a traitorous lord is so sure that his sell swords and hired mages will protect him. The new Captain of the Guards is a face you've seen before. His face goes white with shock and disbelief.
    Roll to Intimidate the sellswords and Captain.......
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    The Captain of the guard faints dead away from fright, all of the sellswords run screaming into the sunset, the hired mages plane shift to literally anywhere else, and the traitorous lord wets himself as you approach with your sword drawn.


    I roll to loot the (late) traitorous lord's castle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I roll to loot the (late) traitorous lord's castle.
    You don't LOOT the lord's castle, but you do LUTE it as in play a song on the lute about his castle. Silver lining: the song is so good is as if you rolled a natural twenty on perform (music) check.

    I roll to let beauty come out of ashes and hope someone gets the reference.

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    You hope about as hard as it is possible to hope, and yet I still fail to get the reference because HOP3 DO3SN'T 4CTU4LLY M4TT3R. As such, you go ahead and use your critical success to burn down a certain monster's castle, not knowing that a certain young woman is still being held hostage inside. Later on, she emerges from the wreckage miraculously unharmed, crying not for her own hardships but for the unlucky fate of the monster prince and his many doomed servants.

    I roll to make a reference that everyone is guaranteed to get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I roll to make a reference that everyone is guaranteed to get.
    THIS! IS! SPARTA!*
    *Hey it was either this or "All your base are belong to us."

    I roll to reference more memes.

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    You reference memes that even I get, which is more than anybody else is doing.

    I roll to reference NES games.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to reference NES games.
    You references are in another castle.

    I roll to reference SNES games.

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    You make reference to all the SNES games there, then move on to use all the possible NES and other system games, pop culture, and internet memes in existence until the entire subject is utterly exhausted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jqavins View Post
    I roll to adapt to the new job roll that I was assigned suddenly on Friday.
    You adapt to it so well you the adaptation causes you to suddenly evolve and turn into a new super being capable of doing any job suddenly assigned to you on a Friday.

    I roll to to get Nintendo to put Waluigi in a Smash Bros game.

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    Waluigi is now the star of the entire franchise.

    I roll to be as magical as Princess Zelda.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    The power of the full triforce was inside you all along, and with it you become Queen of all the Earth.

    I roll to be CyberiadQueen's military general to enforce her claim to dominance over all mankind.
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    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    You manage to get the Triforce of Power from that one guy, thus breaking the sequel cycle and forging a kingdom that could last for thousands of years.

    I roll to get CyberiadQueen's army to space!
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