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    I am Groot
    I am Groot
    Groot I am

    That Groot-I-Am! That Groot-I-Am! I do not like that Groot-I-am!

    Would you like a gun-go-blam?

    I do not like it, Groot-I-Am,
    I do not like your gun-go-blam!

    Would you like me to shoot it there?

    I would not like to shoot it there
    I would not like to shoot anywhere
    I do not like your gun-go-blam
    I do not like it Groot-I-Am

    Would you like to shoot a house?
    Would you like to shoot a mouse?

    I would not like to shoot a house
    I would not like to shoot a mouse
    I would not like to shoot it there.
    I would not shoot it anywhere
    I do not like your gun-go-blam.
    I do not like it, Groot-I-Am.

    Would you shoot it at a box?
    Would you shoot it at a fox?

    Not at a box. Not at a fox
    Not at a house. Not at a mouse
    I would not like to shoot it there
    I would not shoot it anywhere
    I would not shoot your gun-go-blam.
    I do not like it, Groot-I-Am.

    Would you? Could you? At a car?
    Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it far!

    I would not, could not, shoot a car

    You may like to. You will see.
    You may like to shoot a tree!

    I would not, could not, shoot a tree.
    Not at a car! You let me be.
    I do not want to shoot a box.
    I do not want to shoot a fox.
    I do not want to shoot a house.
    I do not want to shoot a mouse.
    I do not want to shoot it there.
    I will not shoot it anywhere.
    I do not like your gun-go-blam.
    I do not like it, Groot-I-Am.

    A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN!
    COULD YOU, WOULD YOU SHOOT A TRAIN?

    NOT AT TRAIN! NOT AT A TREE!
    NOT AT A CAR! SAM! LET ME BE!
    I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, SHOOT A BOX.
    I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, SHOOT A FOX.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT AT A HOUSE.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT HERE OR THERE.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT ANYWHERE.
    I DO NOT SHOOT A GUN-GO-BLAM.
    I DO NOT LIKE IT, GROOT-I-AM.

    SAY! IN THE DARK? HERE IN THE DARK!
    WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, SHOOT THE DARK?

    I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, SHOOT THE DARK.

    WOULD YOU COULD YOU SHOOT THE RAIN?

    I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT SHOOT THE RAIN.
    NOT AT THE DARK. NOT AT A TRAIN.
    NOT AT A CAR. NOT AT A TREE.
    I DO NOT LIKE IT, GROOT, YOU SEE.
    NOT AT A HOUSE. NOT AT A BOX.
    NOT AT A MOUSE. NOT AT A FOX.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT HERE OR THERE.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT ANYWHERE!

    YOU DO NOT LIKE MY GUN-GO-BLAM?

    I DO NOT LIKE IT, GROOT-I-AM.

    COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, AT A GOAT?

    I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT SHOOT A GOAT!

    WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, AT A BOAT?

    I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, SHOOT A BOAT.
    I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, SHOOT A GOAT.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT THEM AT THE RAIN.
    NOT AT THE DARK! NOT AT A TREE!
    NOT AT A CAR! YOU LET ME BE!
    I DO NOT LIKE TO SHOOT A BOX.
    I DO NOT LIKE TO SHOOT A FOX.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT AT A HOUSE.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT AT A MOUSE.
    I DO NOT LIKE IT HERE OR THERE.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT ANYWHERE!
    I DO NOT LIKE YOUR GUN-GO-BLAM!
    I DO NOT LIKE IT, GROOT-I-AM.

    YOU DO NOT LIKE IT. SO YOU SAY.
    TRY IT! TRY IT! AND YOU MAY.
    TRY IT AND YOU MAY, I SAY.

    GROOT! IF YOU LET ME BE,
    I WILL SHOOT IT. YOU WILL SEE.

    (... and he shoots Groot ...)

    SAY! I LIKE THIS GUN-GO-BLAM!
    I DO! I LIKE IT, GROOT-I-AM!
    AND I WOULD SHOOT IT AT A BOAT.
    AND I WOULD SHOOT IT AT A GOAT...
    AND I WILL SHOOT IT, AT THE RAIN.
    AND AT THE DARK. AND AT A TRAIN.
    AND AT A CAR. AND AT A TREE.
    IT IS SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE!
    SO I WILL SHOOT IT AT A BOX.
    AND I WILL SHOOT IT AT A FOX.
    AND I WILL SHOOT IT AT A HOUSE.
    AND I WILL SHOOT IT AT A MOUSE.
    AND I WILL SHOOT IT HERE AND THERE.
    SAY! I WILL SHOOT IT ANYWHERE!
    I DO SO LIKE THIS GUN-GO-BLAM!
    TAKE THIS! TAKE THIS! GROOT I AM.
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    Sum Grootus.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    Son of a Groot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I am Groot
    I am Groot
    Groot I am

    That Groot-I-Am! That Groot-I-Am! I do not like that Groot-I-am!

    Would you like a gun-go-blam?

    I do not like it, Groot-I-Am,
    I do not like your gun-go-blam!

    Would you like me to shoot it there?

    I would not like to shoot it there
    I would not like to shoot anywhere
    I do not like your gun-go-blam
    I do not like it Groot-I-Am

    Would you like to shoot a house?
    Would you like to shoot a mouse?

    I would not like to shoot a house
    I would not like to shoot a mouse
    I would not like to shoot it there.
    I would not shoot it anywhere
    I do not like your gun-go-blam.
    I do not like it, Groot-I-Am.

    Would you shoot it at a box?
    Would you shoot it at a fox?

    Not at a box. Not at a fox
    Not at a house. Not at a mouse
    I would not like to shoot it there
    I would not shoot it anywhere
    I would not shoot your gun-go-blam.
    I do not like it, Groot-I-Am.

    Would you? Could you? At a car?
    Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it far!

    I would not, could not, shoot a car

    You may like to. You will see.
    You may like to shoot a tree!

    I would not, could not, shoot a tree.
    Not at a car! You let me be.
    I do not want to shoot a box.
    I do not want to shoot a fox.
    I do not want to shoot a house.
    I do not want to shoot a mouse.
    I do not want to shoot it there.
    I will not shoot it anywhere.
    I do not like your gun-go-blam.
    I do not like it, Groot-I-Am.

    A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN!
    COULD YOU, WOULD YOU SHOOT A TRAIN?

    NOT AT TRAIN! NOT AT A TREE!
    NOT AT A CAR! SAM! LET ME BE!
    I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, SHOOT A BOX.
    I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, SHOOT A FOX.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT AT A HOUSE.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT HERE OR THERE.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT ANYWHERE.
    I DO NOT SHOOT A GUN-GO-BLAM.
    I DO NOT LIKE IT, GROOT-I-AM.

    SAY! IN THE DARK? HERE IN THE DARK!
    WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, SHOOT THE DARK?

    I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, SHOOT THE DARK.

    WOULD YOU COULD YOU SHOOT THE RAIN?

    I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT SHOOT THE RAIN.
    NOT AT THE DARK. NOT AT A TRAIN.
    NOT AT A CAR. NOT AT A TREE.
    I DO NOT LIKE IT, GROOT, YOU SEE.
    NOT AT A HOUSE. NOT AT A BOX.
    NOT AT A MOUSE. NOT AT A FOX.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT HERE OR THERE.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT ANYWHERE!

    YOU DO NOT LIKE MY GUN-GO-BLAM?

    I DO NOT LIKE IT, GROOT-I-AM.

    COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, AT A GOAT?

    I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT SHOOT A GOAT!

    WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, AT A BOAT?

    I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, SHOOT A BOAT.
    I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, SHOOT A GOAT.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT THEM AT THE RAIN.
    NOT AT THE DARK! NOT AT A TREE!
    NOT AT A CAR! YOU LET ME BE!
    I DO NOT LIKE TO SHOOT A BOX.
    I DO NOT LIKE TO SHOOT A FOX.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT AT A HOUSE.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT AT A MOUSE.
    I DO NOT LIKE IT HERE OR THERE.
    I WILL NOT SHOOT IT ANYWHERE!
    I DO NOT LIKE YOUR GUN-GO-BLAM!
    I DO NOT LIKE IT, GROOT-I-AM.

    YOU DO NOT LIKE IT. SO YOU SAY.
    TRY IT! TRY IT! AND YOU MAY.
    TRY IT AND YOU MAY, I SAY.

    GROOT! IF YOU LET ME BE,
    I WILL SHOOT IT. YOU WILL SEE.

    (... and he shoots Groot ...)

    SAY! I LIKE THIS GUN-GO-BLAM!
    I DO! I LIKE IT, GROOT-I-AM!
    AND I WOULD SHOOT IT AT A BOAT.
    AND I WOULD SHOOT IT AT A GOAT...
    AND I WILL SHOOT IT, AT THE RAIN.
    AND AT THE DARK. AND AT A TRAIN.
    AND AT A CAR. AND AT A TREE.
    IT IS SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE!
    SO I WILL SHOOT IT AT A BOX.
    AND I WILL SHOOT IT AT A FOX.
    AND I WILL SHOOT IT AT A HOUSE.
    AND I WILL SHOOT IT AT A MOUSE.
    AND I WILL SHOOT IT HERE AND THERE.
    SAY! I WILL SHOOT IT ANYWHERE!
    I DO SO LIKE THIS GUN-GO-BLAM!
    TAKE THIS! TAKE THIS! GROOT I AM.
    Grootuitous violence. I Groot it.
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    Here's to us.
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    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    I saw Groots last night.

    Spoiler: This what happened on the first episode of Groots
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    The Skrulls kept Groot as their prisoners. There were so much hard time and labour that Groot endured. One of the most difficult scenes was this

    Skrull Guard: What's your name?

    Groot: I am Groot.

    Skrull Guard: What's your name?!

    Groot: I am Groot!

    Skrull Guard: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!

    Groot: I AM GROOT!

    It was a very powerful first episode indeed and it deserved to win an Emmy!

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    I see dead Groots...
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    Groot you that Groot Ford Prefect? Now there's a Groot who knows where his Groot is...
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    Ay am groot
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    I yam Groot.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you're Groot.
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    Groooooooooot to the MAX!

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    I am the Grootest.
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    Give a Groot. Don't pollute.
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    I am CAPTAIN Groot. Nah, just Groot.

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    Grootis penser here.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
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    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.

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    How did you get a Groot Dispenser?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    How did you get a Groot Dispenser?
    Easy. I am Groot.
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    [pronoun] [verb meaning "to be"] Groot.

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    I am an individual, designated by the name I share with my species, as well as several other members of my species, but is understood in this context to refer to myself; this name is Groot.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
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    and they're aaall dead.

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    My original character (please do not steal): I call myself Troog.

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    I need to get Downgroot.
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    I need to get Upgroot

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    What is leftGroot to say now?
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
    Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
    “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
    Only this and nothing more.”

    Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
    And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
    Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
    From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
    For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
    Nameless here for evermore.

    And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
    Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
    So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
    “’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
    Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
    This it is and nothing more.”

    Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
    “Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
    But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
    And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
    That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
    Darkness there and nothing more.

    Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
    Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
    But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
    And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
    This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
    Merely this and nothing more.

    Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
    Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
    “Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
    Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
    Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
    ’Tis the wind and nothing more!”

    Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
    In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
    Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
    But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
    Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
    Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

    Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
    By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
    “Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
    Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
    Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
    Quoth the Raven “I am Groot!"

    Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
    Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore;
    For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
    Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door—
    Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
    With such name as “I am Groot!"

    But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
    That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
    Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered—
    Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
    On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
    Then the bird said “I am Groot!”

    Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
    “Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
    Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
    Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore—
    Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
    Of "I am Groot!”

    But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
    Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;
    Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
    Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore—
    What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
    Meant in croaking “I am Groot!"

    This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
    To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core;
    This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
    On the cushion’s velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o’er,
    But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o’er,
    She shall press, ah, nevermore!

    Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
    Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
    “Wretch,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee
    Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore;
    Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!”
    Quoth the Raven “I am Groot!"

    “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
    Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
    Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
    On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
    Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!”
    Quoth the Raven “I am Groot!"

    “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!
    By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore—
    Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
    It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
    Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.”
    Quoth the Raven “I am Groot!"

    “Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
    “Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
    Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
    Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
    Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!”
    Quoth the Raven “I am Groot!"

    And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
    On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
    And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
    And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
    And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
    Shall be lifted-- Never more!
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    Groot Rangers, It's Groot time.

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    On a scale of 1 to 10 I give this thread a solid Groot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I need to get Downgroot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nobody
    How do you get Downgroot?
    Wind & Sound Elemental Eric Greenhilt avatar by Akrim.elf
    Bodyguard in Lix's Harem
    Ninja-Pirate of BvS's Privateer village! Come and join me!
    My Extended Signature
    My Pokemon!

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    Barbarian in the Playground
    Join Date
    Aug 2018

    Default Re: I am Groot!

    My favorite Shakespearean monologue: I am Groot.

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Ubiquitous
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: I am Groot!

    I Groot my family.
    This is a boring signature.
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
    EXPLODED RUNES
    PICTURE OF A CAT
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES

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    Barbarian in the Playground
    Join Date
    Aug 2018

    Default Re: I am Groot!

    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I Groot my family.
    Let's keep things PG-13, and the "G" obviously stands for "Groot."

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