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Thread: Tell A Joke!
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2019-03-04, 08:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2005
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- Rexburg, ID
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Re: Tell A Joke!
What do you call 20 lawyers jumping out of an airplane?
SpoilerSkeet.Similes are like metaphors.
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2019-03-06, 02:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
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2019-03-06, 02:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Birmingham, AL
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2019-03-06, 03:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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2019-03-06, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
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2019-03-06, 03:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2017
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- Illinois, USA
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Re: Tell A Joke!
So I got to my hotel and went up to the front counter to ask them what room I was in.
"Of course, sir" the nice lady replied. "This is the lobby."
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2019-03-06, 03:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Birmingham, AL
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Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
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2019-03-06, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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2019-03-06, 08:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
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2019-03-06, 08:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
Last edited by enderlord99; 2019-03-06 at 08:31 PM.
I use braces (also known as "curly brackets") to indicate sarcasm. If there are none present, I probably believe what I am saying; should it turn out to be inaccurate trivia, please tell me rather than trying to play along with an apparent joke I don't know I'm making.
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2019-03-06, 09:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Birmingham, AL
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2019-03-07, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
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2019-03-07, 08:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2013
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2019-03-07, 10:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
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- Hudson Valley, NY
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Re: Tell A Joke!
Well, Miss Piggy was already at the Oscars; she was nominated for her role in Pigmalion.
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
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2019-03-07, 10:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
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2019-03-07, 10:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2019
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- Indiana, USA
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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea bean?
I've never paid three hundred dollars to have a garbanzo on my face.
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2019-03-09, 05:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2018
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- Belgium
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Re: Tell A Joke!
-The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
-Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challange.
-If you downloaded a movie in Jamaica, would you be a pirate of the Carribean?
-Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.
-I just found out I passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do.Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2019-03-13, 11:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2018
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- Tokyo, Japan
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2019-03-13, 11:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2018
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- Tokyo, Japan
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2019-03-21, 11:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
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- Hudson Valley, NY
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Re: Tell A Joke!
"Alright ya mugs. I don't wanna be distoibed. I'm gonna go see my tomata, get me?"
"Maybe you'd best not go today, boss."
"Why's dat?"
"I hear she a bit bloated.""We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
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