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2019-06-24, 03:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
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2019-06-24, 03:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
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2019-06-24, 04:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-06-24, 05:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-06-24, 06:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Last edited by Excession; 2019-06-24 at 06:26 PM.
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2019-06-25, 01:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2017
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- Inner Palace, Holy Terra
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
** Nor in C++.
SpellSlot spellSlot31(3, "Fireball");
spellSlot31.cast(45, 0.71, 0.52);
*** Maybe MATLAB would be OK
I actually onetime wrote a program in Java that conducted combat for a D&D character in one of my CS classes a long time ago. It wasn't very efficient.
*In a setting where I can absorb traits from slain monsters "Swallow Whole" is not one that I can absorb :P.Guardsmen, hear me! Cadia may lie in ruin, but her proud people do not! For each brother and sister who gave their lives to Him as martyrs, we will reap a vengeance fiftyfold! Cadia may be no more, but will never be forgotten; our foes shall tremble in fear at the name, for their doom shall come from the barrels of Cadian guns, fired by Cadian hands! Forward, for vengeance and retribution, in His name and the names of our fallen comrades!
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2019-06-25, 03:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*just because a dragon chomps me does not give me a free pass to chomp it in return.
**that goes for my mount, too.
***coincidentally, i'm preemptively banned the dragon rider class, as well as any race that can indeed swallow whole.
****there are no sarlaccs in dnd. quit trying to freak out the players.
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2019-06-25, 04:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2015
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*****If roughly half of the monsters can use swallow whole onto you and is 2 or 3 size categories bigger than you maybe you should start playing a travel cleric.
******If dragons that expects to meet you all use some way to shapechange in order to gain the swallow whole ability(which is not an innate ability for dragons) because they think the standard greeting in your culture is swallowing you then maybe you should reconsider your choices in your adventurer life.Last edited by noob; 2019-06-25 at 04:06 PM.
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2019-06-29, 01:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
I cannot hum Soul Bossa Nova while on an international espionage mission.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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2019-07-03, 12:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* If anybody in the group is arachnophobic then I cannot make them fight a spider made of spiders.
** A scorpion made of spiders is no better.
* If the NPCS are going to mess with a PC's memories I am to ask permission first.
* The PCS should be expecting to survive most fights.
** Especially the first fight.
*** Especially the journey to the first fight.
**** Especially character creation.
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2019-07-04, 02:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2018
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
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2019-07-04, 02:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
that is disgusting. good thing i've got a very talented giant rabbit alchemist on the backburner just in case the dm isn't feeling nice with the random encounters. so far, he's made gunpowder, napalm, thermite, and hot sauce. guess it's time to reinforce his german engineer eugenicist stereotype. it's been at least two sessions since i've lost alignment points.
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2019-07-04, 02:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
That sounds like a fun campaign.
For context though, I was the guy in our party who enchanted gear and we had no cleric, so I took alchemy to hand out healing potions... The rogue was stealing and pawning our things on his watch, so I made a "wish potion"...I didn't think he would huff the resulting acid gas
One of my party members, upon finding the rogue said "it really WAS a wish potion!"Last edited by jintoya; 2019-07-04 at 03:01 PM.
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2019-07-05, 12:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
it is. the group plays 2 characters in two different teams. one the mirror opposite of the other. i played a chaotic neutral freak named josé who was self-centered, rash, brash, and suicidally confident due to his youth. his opposite is grandpapy bunny, arms dealer and alchemist, loving father and sire of a family of 200.
regarding the party member's quote? that's the sickest burn outside of a plague fire i can think of.
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2019-07-05, 10:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2018
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2019-07-06, 10:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
not my fault, actually, but the dm's. i asked for an arbitrarily large family since the character is pushing on 167 years old, what with descendants and all. the dm, using the classical trope of "breeding like rabbits" just said "here's 200 followers. hope that's enough."
so my phrasing was a bit off, but that does include grandchildren, nieces, nephews, cousins etc... it's a very large family or tribe.
as a hobby, the giant bunny enjoys poetry and fireworks.
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2019-07-06, 11:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2018
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2019-07-08, 04:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2018
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* stuff the DMpc's cigar full of black powder
* "Solve" problem pc issues by (if it's me) swan diving of a cliff and submitting a new character for approval or (if it isn't me) assisting another pc in a "lesson in momentum mitigation"
* Telling the warforged "yes, you beat that rust monster, but you're still a wuss compared to the rust dragon" and egging him on to fight it
* Doing anything John Cena does to rile up a crowd before turning on ghost sound and ruining any semblance of immersion
** Especially mid-fight
* Rolling a spot to find "the hot orc"
** Insisting the DM tell me if I succeeded
*** When the DM confirms it, I won't buy her a drink "from our party's Bard/Paladin/[face character]" just to see what happens.
* My primary goal for half the session should not be set-up for shenanigans
** Even if it's really funny
* I'm not allowed to upstage the Bard with a surprise performance of "somebody kill me please" from The Wedding Singer starring Adam Sandler
* The best distraction is always a 7' orc barbarian in a tutu, but I should not always resort to it first.
** I may no longer convince the orc that it's "magic distraction chants" or "warpaint of intimidation"
* Rolling a 1 on failing does not mean I succeededLast edited by jintoya; 2019-07-08 at 04:37 PM.
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2019-07-08, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
you too? bummer...
* The best distraction is always a 7' orc barbarian in a tutu, but I should not always resort to it first.
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2019-07-08, 05:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2018
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
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2019-07-08, 08:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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- Location, Location
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*creating characters that have an effectively permanent +50% chance to hit/avoid is mean.
**Having said characters being given heavy armor and a horse is rude.
***Naming the character leading them after Erwin Rommel is not to happen.
*If, on the bizarre chance that a GM crazy enough to run a Tabletop Fire Emblem campaign with the mechanics being based on Awakening and is willing to allow versions of Skills from different games exists; I am by no means to create a character with as high a luck cap as possible, Armsthrift, PoR version of Miracle, and Despoil. Functionally immortal characters are bad form. Giving that character the ability to turn enemies into gold and never break weapon again is just wrong.Spoiler: ExplanationMiracle in Fire emblem Path of Radiance Had a percent chance based on the characters luck. If that character would ever go below 1 hp miracle could activate and instead keep them at 1 hp. In Fire Emblem Awakening, Miracle will not activate if the character is at 1 hp. It is also possible in Awakening to create a character with an effective luck score of 100. Armsthrift creates a chance to not use up a weapon's use. Despoil gives the character a chance to spawn a small bullion (worth 1000 gold) upon attacking and killing an enemy. Armsthrift, Despoil, and Miracle are all percentile chances based on the character's luck score.
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2019-07-09, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2017
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Guardsmen, hear me! Cadia may lie in ruin, but her proud people do not! For each brother and sister who gave their lives to Him as martyrs, we will reap a vengeance fiftyfold! Cadia may be no more, but will never be forgotten; our foes shall tremble in fear at the name, for their doom shall come from the barrels of Cadian guns, fired by Cadian hands! Forward, for vengeance and retribution, in His name and the names of our fallen comrades!
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2019-07-10, 11:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2018
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* when my DM let's me play a character who comes back from the dead, I should not use explosives as clothing "just in case"
* When the question I consider for a tender/tense/important moment is "what would Bugs Bunny, the Warner Brothers, Beetlejuice or freakazoid do?" It's time to consult the DM before my next action
*I am no longer allowed in the throne room
** Especially during an emergency
* No more buying walnuts to make an irritating joke with (hint: "Deez")
* it's in bad form to see how similar my backstory can be to a real life evil dictator before the DM goes "this sounds familiar"
** I should not also take leadership
*** After the game, if I got away with it, I'm not allowed to show everyone who "Uncle Joe" was actually....the whole time.
* Orchestrating elaborate plots should be the job of the DM
** When I am thrown a plot hook, my first instinct should not be too see how strong the "line" is, be a good fish for once!
* Giving myself a high AC should not be "so the party can't hit me"
** Impersonating the bad guy is best done when the rest of the party knows you are doing it.
* I shouldn't ever be running around covering myself with only a live (and rather distraught) chicken
* I'm not allowed to point out to the paladin that "it's always alright when you do it" (referring to murder or trespassing)Last edited by jintoya; 2019-07-10 at 11:03 AM.
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2019-07-19, 04:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* If I describe my character concept as 'sane' it is expected that my character have hands.
** A basic understanding of human society is also ideal.
*** As would be a way to communicate with the rest of the party.
* All rabbits must obey the speed limit.
** Once I've got a handle on the laws of society my character can sniff at the laws of physics.
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2019-07-22, 04:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2016
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- Between Bipolar cycles...
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Scion 2E:
* Using the Trickster knacks to make doppelgangers should not be used to become the villain of another Band's campaign.
* I should really learn to supress the giggling fits when the gm gives me "that look".
* The Gm should have saw it coming when my first Legendary title was "Thief of Power" and his enemies were using magic rings to escape.
*Convincing everyone that I stole the Moon's chariot to cover for Loki will go poorly for me eventually.
Pathfinder:
* Curse of Burning Sleep is not a prank.
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2019-07-22, 09:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
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2019-07-22, 11:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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2019-07-22, 03:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
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2019-07-22, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
I am no longer allowed to put a perfectly reasonable and normal Elven Imperial Navy hostile space supply depot, with a perfectly reasonable number of regular troops, on the same planet that the PCs are going to for pirate hunting.
I am no longer allowed to forget that my players alignments are 'greedy/stabby' regardless of what alignment their characters are.
I am no longer allowed massed automatic weapons and grenades in 60 meter long bare concrete corridors.
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2019-07-23, 03:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2016
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- Between Bipolar cycles...
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
It is a spell that pretends to do nothing when you first cast it. It sits on the target, waiting until an hour after he has gone to sleep. Then he bursts into flame, taking up to 8d6 fire damage and setting him on fire.
The Gm did not appreciate it for the big bad's cameo.