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    Default Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220

    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
    If you take the flavor-changes that would transform "thing that tastes like milk" to "thing that tastes like yogurt" and apply them to yogurt a few dozen times, that's what the expired yogurt tasted like. It said it contained live cultures on the label. I believe it was technically a "best before" date, not a "use before" date. I only had about one spoonful in the first place.

    All it really did is give me some gas, I think.
    Oh dear, he's already picking up the Gaseous Form...
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    Default Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220

    Quote Originally Posted by factotum View Post
    I'll get the wooden stakes, you bring the garlic.
    You forgot the cross and holy water.

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    Default Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220

    Could people stop threatening to murder me based on the assumption that I'm a vampire?
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    Wow.
    That took a very sudden turn for the dark.

    I salute you.
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    I wish it was possible to upvote here.

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    Default Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220

    Oh wow we're already at 50 pages. Time for a new random banter thread.

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    Default Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220

    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
    Could people stop threatening to murder me based on the assumption that I'm a vampire?
    Murder? I've only offered to bring you garlicky goodness. If you happen to be a vampire, that's hardly my fault.

    ETA: I hope whoever makes the next thread corrects my grievous mistake and adds a new rule at the end stating that also, they hate sports.
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    Murder? I've only offered to bring you garlicky goodness. If you happen to be a vampire, that's hardly my fault.
    Wooden stakes were mentioned; those also kill people who are still alive.
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    Wow.
    That took a very sudden turn for the dark.

    I salute you.
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    Default Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220

    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
    Wooden stakes were mentioned; those also kill people who are still alive.
    No no man, those were so that we could camp outside your house and sing garlic songs all night long!

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    Default Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220

    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    You forgot the cross and holy water.
    I got those, and the crosses are made of silver. even a star of david.
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    Default Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220

    Ahem. There is a new random banter. Please exit the thread before I light it on fire and crash it in to our enemies.
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    Ahem. There is a new random banter. Please exit the thread before I light it on fire and crash it in to our enemies.
    I say sir, pick your weapon for you have stepped upon my toes! There is only room enough for one thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane Jeenyus View Post
    I got those, and the crosses are made of silver. even a star of david.
    Cool. Also is a mirror very effective against vampires? I forget.

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    Default Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220

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    I say sir, pick your weapon for you have stepped upon my toes! There is only room enough for one thread!

    Two threads go inone thread comes out. Two threads go in one thread comes out.
    I don't know what you are talking about! Everyone should go to the new thread ASAP.
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    Rockphed said it well.
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    Ahem. There is a new random banter. Please exit the thread before I light it on fire and crash it in to our enemies.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tvtyrant View Post
    I say sir, pick your weapon for you have stepped upon my toes! There is only room enough for one thread!

    Two threads go inone thread comes out. Two threads go in one thread comes out.
    Oooooohh, one created before the other, but the other announced first. I look forward to the impending bloodbath with gusto!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    Cool. Also is a mirror very effective against vampires? I forget.
    Well, if you break it and use the sharp parts, probably.
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    Wooden stakes were mentioned; those also kill people who are still alive.
    As I've said before, dying to a wooden stake through the heart is not a vulnerability. It is the absence of a resistance. Similar points apply to decapitation.
    I would really like to see a game made by Obryn, Kurald Galain, and Knaight from these forums.

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    Default Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220

    Psst...you should be posting in the new Random Banter now, Knaight. This one's dead.

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    Default Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220

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    Psst...you should be posting in the new Random Banter now, Knaight. This one's dead.

    its like "dead" dead.



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