Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220

[Tvtyrant]

as awful as it was, I really needed that wakeup call.

I'm certainly glad you are taking the positive approach to it. I know I went through some depression when I got blinded for a month and that wasn't nearly as bad.

[DataNinja]

We goin' ta keep dis year suthern thang goin' fer the whole thred? i tell you what.

No, I don't imagine we are. Especially those of us not from the American South, like me, who wouldn't even know where to start.

(Technically, I suppose I'm from the Canadian South. Then again... well, most of us in this country are. )

[LaZodiac]

You talk about women you're attracted to with relatively large frequency, so it's not a long jump to "spending time with a lovely lady? I wonder if it was a daaaaaaate!"

Also we're all apparently back in grade school.

Highschool never ends.

Also every time DataNinja changes their face it progressively gets more and more cool.

[Bartmanhomer]

Wow. We already up to the second page. This thread is going by fast.

[DataNinja]

Also every time DataNinja changes their face it progressively gets more and more cool.

Thank you.
(Normally I stick with them a little bit longer, but, I got this one for my birthday. And I really like it. So, I'll probably be keeping it for a good long while.)

[Peelee]

Thank you.
(Normally I stick with them a little bit longer, but, I got this one for my birthday. And I really like it. So, I'll probably be keeping it for a good long while.)

Happy birthday!

[LaZodiac]

Thank you.
(Normally I stick with them a little bit longer, but, I got this one for my birthday. And I really like it. So, I'll probably be keeping it for a good long while.)

Ah, happy birthday DataNinja!

[DataNinja]

Happy birthday!

Ah, happy birthday DataNinja!

Many thanks. Though, this isn't the birthday thread, so, probably don't want to clutter this place up with messages to that regard under risk of being whacked with a mod's virtual newspaper.

(I do appreciate it all, though. Given that it turns out that, whoops, there was actually no family dinner tonight, and evetryone's just coming over for Christmas instead. And there was in fact no dinner at all. Dad and step-mom just had leftovers from their lunch, which left me having to walk out 20 minutes to the nearest fast food place to grab some dinner. Thankfully I wasn't all that hungry. Happy birthday to me, I guess. )

[2D8HP]

Thread Creator must also be the smartest and best-lookin' guy in the South

Well we got lucky then, and he's so amazingly humble and likes cats as well!

But why do I have a sudden craving for collard greens, corn bread, and pulled pork?

Anyway, here's the best song that I know that mentions Alabama. ..
....no not that one! I said best!

Spoiler: This one!

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Well, I can certainly say that that's a unique take on the rules. I see you followed through on what you said you'd do, at least.
(I imagine the next person's probably gonna want to go through and get the rules from a thread or two ago, though. For comprehension's sake. )

Seemed more compre-whatsit to me!

We goin' ta keep dis year suthern thang goin' fer the whole thred? i tell you what.

Southern?

Only!

For the whole thread?

While they're fine folks I think some should post besides those southerners Anonymouswizard and DataNinja.

[Anonymouswizard]

Happy Birthday DaraNinja! And a Happy Unbirthday to everybody else!

While they're fine folks I think some should post besides those southerners Anonymouswizard and DataNinja.

Just so you know, I'm now imagining you going around your day with a Yorkshire accent and confusing everybody

[Cuthalion]

Peelee, thank you. This is good. The world needs more of this.

Even if it did make me want fried chicken right after I got up in the morning.

[Comrade]

It'll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missurah!

Hey, Missouri became Southern the day it joined the SEC. That's just facts.

Even if it did make me want fried chicken right after I got up in the morning.

Man, I just got up and now I want fried chicken.

[Kyrell1978]

Hey, Missouri became Southern the day it joined the SEC. That's just facts.

SHHHoooooooot, Naw! He's right though, Missouri is really mid-western but it's just far enough south (especially near the Ozarks) to share a bit of the culture. The whole state is kind of a hodge podge of the cultures that surround it. That being said, there are really people who live like two blocks away from me that sound just about like that first post I wrote and we are pretty centrally located. It is a rural are though, so there is that.

[Peelee]

Peelee, thank you. This is good. The world needs more of this.

Even if it did make me want fried chicken right after I got up in the morning.

Man, I just got up and now I want fried chicken.

Wait y'all don't have fried chicken in the morning? Not even chicken fried chicken?

[Bartmanhomer]

Good old Peelee Fried Chicken. I just ate one this morning.

[2D8HP]

...Just so you know, I'm now imagining you going around your day with a Yorkshire accent and confusing everybody

Done and done!

*ahem*

The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments....

How's that?

[Insane Jeenyus]

Ok, in regards to Missouri, I went to and graduated from Salem High School.It is in the heart of the Missouri Ozarks. My Mother lived there as a child at the county poor farm in the 50's[we was raised poor and all]. Grams and gramps [They have gone on nowa days and I really miss them] and my mother's sister all had a southern accent - hillbilly style, I'm tellen ya - and they lived and sounded more southern then the folk in Biloxi Mississippi when I was at Keesler Air Force Base near by.

I was born in a little town called Los Angles. I ain't got no accent. but boy howdee them fold in Salem shore did.

[Kyrell1978]

Ok, in regards to Missouri, I went to and graduated from Salem High School.It is in the heart of the Missouri Ozarks. My Mother lived there as a child at the county poor farm in the 50's[we was raised poor and all]. Grams and gramps [They have gone on nowa days and I really miss them] and my mother's sister all had a southern accent - hillbilly style, I'm tellen ya - and they lived and sounded more southern then the folk in Biloxi Mississippi when I was at Keesler Air Force Base near by.

I was born in a little town called Los Angles. I ain't got no accent. but boy howdee them fold in Salem shore did.

I went through there a couple of times on the way to Mark Twain National Forest. It's pretty backwoodsy fer shore.

[Insane Jeenyus]

Do you remember a river called Current River?

[Kyrell1978]

Do you remember a river called Current River?

I've floated the Current about a dozen times (usually around Jack's Fork or Jack's Point or whatever that's called). It was a favorite of my scout troop when I was a kid, but I've also gone with friends and family over the years. Edit: I just looked up how to get there and the map quest puts it right through Salem, but for some reason I think we used to take 13 down to 60 East and go at it that way. I'm not positive though, it was around 20 years ago the last time I went.

[Peelee]

Ok, in regards to Missouri, I went to and graduated from Salem High School.It is in the heart of the Missouri Ozarks. My Mother lived there as a child at the county poor farm in the 50's[we was raised poor and all]. Grams and gramps [They have gone on nowa days and I really miss them] and my mother's sister all had a southern accent - hillbilly style, I'm tellen ya - and they lived and sounded more southern then the folk in Biloxi Mississippi when I was at Keesler Air Force Base near by.

I was born in a little town called Los Angles. I ain't got no accent. but boy howdee them fold in Salem shore did.

My wife still has a bank account at Keesler from when her dad was stationed there.

[Insane Jeenyus]

I've floated the Current about a dozen times (usually around Jack's Fork or Jack's Point or whatever that's called). It was a favorite of my scout troop when I was a kid, but I've also gone with friends and family over the years.

That would be Jack's fork. gramms and gramps talked about that area as well as emminence Misssouri, Which I consider Round Spring as part of that town. My Grandpa would work that area during the great depreswsion on the FDR WPA programs. He always talked about [and I kid you not] the only legal still in missouri being there and the corn whiskey would 'evaporate' .

[Insane Jeenyus]

By the way, Peelee, is grits, sausage B and G and chicken for breakfast southern 'nuff fer ya, sonny?

[Peelee]

By the way, Peelee, is grits, sausage B and G and chicken for breakfast southern 'nuff fer ya, sonny?

You lost me at grits. I don't care, thems nasty.

[Insane Jeenyus]

You lost me at grits. I don't care, thems nasty.

You ain't Southern! IMPOSTER!!!

[Peelee]

You ain't Souther! IMPOSTER!!!

You, sir, have insulted my honah! I demand satisfaction. Sawed-off shotguns at dawn!

[Insane Jeenyus]

You, sir, have insulted my honah! I demand satisfaction. Sawed-off shotguns at dawn!

fuhst of ah, You make the challenge, I ek-cept the challenge, you dee-clair the time, I the weapon and then you the place

Second of ah, you suh are my inferior and accordin to the 39 articals, i do not recognize you challenge

And thirdly, if I did acknowledge this attempt at a challenge, it will be with Sabers as guns are just too impersonal. An In-no-cent bysander jus might catch the slug, you see?

on an aside, this jus tickled me!

[Peelee]

fuhst of ah, You make the challenge, I ek-cept the challenge, you dee-clair the time, I the weapon and then you the place

Second of ah, you suh are my inferior and accordin to the 39 articals, i do not recognize you challenge

And thirdly, if I did acknowledge this attempt at a challenge, it will be with Sabers as guns are just too impersonal. An In-no-cent bysander jus might catch the slug, you see?

on an aside, this jus tickled me!

I'd reckon my family holdings outweigh yours, and do not believe your claim as to be above me! Though if you do not hit the range as often as most and are afraid of stray shots, I will accept your cowardice and withdraw the challenge.

Also, fun fact: none of these are as dumb as Arab, since they all managed to spell them correctly to the government:

[Insane Jeenyus]

So, family holdings being insufficient, eh? How many aircraft does your family own? what about rental properties?

[Peelee]

So, family holdings being insufficient, eh? How many aircraft does your family own? what about rental properties?

No aircraft, which is why we still have so much.