Results 61 to 90 of 1486
-
2018-12-16, 11:18 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2018
- Location
- Warrensburg, MO
- Gender
-
2018-12-16, 11:28 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Location
- Washington D.C.
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
-
2018-12-17, 12:00 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2018
- Location
- Warrensburg, MO
- Gender
-
2018-12-17, 12:06 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Location
- Washington D.C.
- Gender
-
2018-12-17, 09:38 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2017
- Location
- Waterdeep
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
Here is the story of how Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes ruined my love life.
For those who don't know, Mordy's was a D&D 5e sourcebook that came out last May. It included a creature called the Giff, which is sort of hippoesque Renaissance soldier.
I was on a date, and my "other" got a text from a friend with a funny moving picture (aka GIF) attached. Without showing me the picture, she mused: "Is it pronounced gif, or jif?" Without thinking, I immediately responded with some nonsense about "Oh, I didn't know you played D&D." Getting me a strange look.
Suffice it to say that we are no longer dating.
-
2018-12-17, 09:44 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Location
- Washington D.C.
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
-
2018-12-17, 09:45 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2017
- Location
- Waterdeep
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
-
2018-12-17, 09:49 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Location
- Washington D.C.
- Gender
-
2018-12-17, 09:57 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2013
- Location
- Bristol, UK
-
2018-12-17, 10:03 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Location
- Washington D.C.
- Gender
-
2018-12-17, 10:15 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2018
- Location
- Warrensburg, MO
- Gender
-
2018-12-17, 10:38 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Location
- Washington D.C.
- Gender
-
2018-12-17, 11:01 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
That's amusing.
On a related note, I spent Friday with my crushes, and one of the things we talked about were our worst campaigns. It took a lot of explaining as to how I got singled out for the nerfs in one campaign because my character concept, which the GM okayed, would have been too efficient at finding things out, but that was nothing to the story where their characters apparently left all their equipment on the cart while they slept, (now things like armour I can understand, but they were told they'd even left their sidearms there).
Suffice it to say that we are not dating, they just don't like me in that way.
-
2018-12-17, 11:05 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Location
- Washington D.C.
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
Awww. The crush is dead. Long live the crush?
Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
-
2018-12-17, 11:15 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
The cursh is not dead, the one I'm closer to is demi and acting suspicious, to the point where I'm not ruling anything out. Plus I've been corrected whenever I've mentioned that I'm not supposed to ask them out (so like twice), it's 'I'm not supposed to ask them out anytime soon'.
In related news, one of them shared their deep dark secret with me. Anonymouswizard was unimpressed, but got why it was so important to them.
-
2018-12-17, 11:41 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2013
-
2018-12-17, 12:21 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2011
- Location
- South of Heaven
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
-
2018-12-17, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2015
- Location
- London, UK
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
Executive summary: Annonymouswizard used to have a crush on a nurse he worked with, when he eventually asked her out she turned out to be spoken for. By then his crushes had become a popular topic of conversation, so he also brought up his new crush(es), a pair of bisexual polyamorous Russian women. They're not interested right now but have implied that they may be at a later date. For now they're friends.
-
2018-12-17, 04:04 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Location
- Washington D.C.
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
It's a fantastic series. 5 stars, would watch again.
Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
-
2018-12-17, 06:10 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2017
- Location
- Nashville, Tennessee, USA
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
plot? what is a plot? do we need a plot for the show?
As do I!
do we get to include planes with pontoons for landing on water?
Are you kidding?? have you never been to a land based sub shop???
Uh, I am gender biased about marriage, and have my preferences.Has any one seen my jar of anti-protons or my cyclotron of positrons?
Side employment:
Professor Emeritus:Studies of Supernatural Events and Countermeasures;
Miscatonic University, Nashville Campus
sig thread is here
-
2018-12-17, 06:51 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
Well that's a better summary than I'd have been able to give.
Did I mention that one of them is helping me learn Russian? She's awesome, and I'm hoping that she manages to get one of her stories published soonish (at least compared to my stories, I've got to get back to the one I'm working on).
Really? I thought the main character was dull and uninteresting myself.
(In all honesty, this thread isn't getting anywhere near all the highlights, it's a lot less interesting if you're one of my RL friends, who are even in danger of getting summaries of Zombicide games.)Last edited by Anonymouswizard; 2018-12-17 at 07:43 PM.
-
2018-12-17, 07:42 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Location
- Washington D.C.
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
-
2018-12-17, 07:45 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
-
2018-12-17, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2014
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
-
2018-12-17, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2006
- Location
- Watching the world go by
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
I believe the idea was to intertwine your dynasties such that a future heir would be the kweisatz haderach of southern power, heir to all the planes, trains, boats, and rental properties you could shake a stick at.
American's were engaging in political marriage about 15 minutes after they got off the Mayflower. I know they had lawyers within 6 months. You would not believe the things they sued over. Well, you probably would since they read like a schedule of Maury or Oprah, if Maury and Oprah were obsessed with sheep, pigs, and sundry ruminants.
-
2018-12-17, 08:11 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
- Location
- The Primus Imperium
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
Last edited by HalfTangible; 2018-12-17 at 08:12 PM.
Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo.
When Gods Go To War comes out March 8th
Discord: HalfTangible
Extended Sig
-
2018-12-17, 08:30 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2006
- Location
- Watching the world go by
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
I don't remember any off the top of my head, but in a quick search I found a couple who were ordered to stand in the stocks due to their anticipation of their marriage, which isn't that weird considering the society in question. The weird thing is that the husband was ordered to build the stocks for this purpose. So every young couple that got caught in Duxborough got to wear the Francis and Margery West stocks.
-
2018-12-17, 09:37 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Location
- Washington D.C.
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
So close to a Steve Martin/John Candy gem...
In the US you can sue for anything. Literally anything. What you'll win and what the damages are are what gets decided, but you can sure as hell sue for anything.
You can also get laughed in your face by lawyers and piss the judge right off, though. Checks and balances!
Duxborough? I assume that's pronounced "Ducksberg," and this was before the Money Bin.Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
-
2018-12-17, 09:45 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
- Location
- The Primus Imperium
- Gender
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo.
When Gods Go To War comes out March 8th
Discord: HalfTangible
Extended Sig
-
2018-12-17, 09:56 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2007
- Location
- Oregon, USA
Re: Peelee's Chicken Fried Random Banter Thread #220
FeytouchedBanana eldritch disciple avatar by...me!
The Index of the Giant's Comments VI―Making Dogma from Zapped Bananas