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    "Oh no," the changeling guard says, "No, no, no. We're not falling for this dog-and-pony show again. Do you have any idea how much trouble you caused us last time?"

    His partner studies Rose's disguise with a scrutinizing glare. "...Ichor, hush. She might actually be one of the new arrivals. I mean, we haven't met them all, right?"

    They both glower at Rose, one suspicious but hopeful, the other dead certain in his convictions that Rose is not, in fact, a fellow changeling but actually a pony trying to start trouble.

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    Rose wrinkles her disguised-changeling nose. Seems some of the guards are half-way decently paranoid to do their job right. "Are, are you just going to throw me out? I heard so much about the return of our queen and I came all this way! Do I need to prove my changeling-ness?" Rose flaps her insect wings, attempting to look nervous but determined to join ranks with the hive.
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    "No, of course not," the second says with a glare at the first, "Just stay there, we'll call it in, and the Queen will be with you momentarily."

    The first grumbles under his breath and keeps his rifle pointed vaguely in Rose's direction. Not enough to be immediately threatening, but enough to make it clear that he's willing and able to shoot her if she starts causing trouble. So typical guard behavior.

    The second takes a step back and lets her expression go blank.

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    Rose stands there, pouty-faced, waiting for the call. Hmm, she better think of something when the inevitable questions about not being called via hive-mind start up. That seemed like something that just connects automagically? Maybe she can say the EDF pointed her this way from above? Maybe...

    "So, are those ponies up stairs food or staff? Both?"
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    "Allies," the first growls, "We got in trouble for taking a few of them for food."

    "Not that they had much love in them to begin with," the second mutters. She shivers. "Tried a raider boss. Couldn't get anything. No love whatsoever."

    They tilt their heads to the side and both their rifles snap up. "Right. Drop the act. Who are you really?"

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    Uh oh, the fun's over. Better get serious and confess.

    Rose makes the attempt to engulf herself in green flame and transform into a reformed blue-green changeling in EDF uniform (Spellcasting (3d6)[8] vs. 15). She immediately puts her hooves up in the air to surrender.

    "Okay! Okay! Please don't shoot. Never let it be said the queen's guard are less than the best," Rose applauds. She holds the submissive surrendering pose. "Name's Ladybug, EDF scout, Helios Squad. Commander Wildcat brought me in from Canterlot to help patch relations between Hornet Squad and your hive since they're screwing things up. I wasn't sure about taking the job because I look different, but... well here I am at your service."
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    The rifles stay pointed at Rose. "Mm-hmm," the first one says. He doesn't sound skeptical, just very, very unhappy that he doesn't have a good excuse to fill someone with holes. Well, more than they already have.

    "Well," the second says, "You're here now."

    "Stating the obvious?"

    "Shut up, soup-for-brains."

    "Make me!"

    Their eyes meet with fiery rage that melts into something...else entirely. But they straighten up and clear their throats. "Right. We're escorting you to the Queen," the first says.

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    The odd argument turned not is... a little curious. Rose just does as she's told though and locks in step with the guards. "As you command. Lead on."
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    In no time at all, Rose finds herself standing before Queen Chrysalis in her bedchambers. The queen takes one good look at Rose and sees right through her disguise. Her hoof connects with her forehead loudly enough to make a few heads poke in from the hallway. "Back to your duties," she mutters to the guards, who make themselves very scarce.

    Chrysalis taps a hoof against the arm of her crudely made throne. "Hello, Rose. Will you take tea?"
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    If it's safe, Rose will drop the disguise and take a bow. "Thank you, your Majesty. I would love some tea. I hope my unconventional entrance is not too distressing on you. I just... wanted to get more practice in on my disguises and your guards are the challenge I seek. I'll stop if it's too distracting."
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    "No," Chrysalis says with a light growl, "They need the practice. They're not used to being tricked. They've been the tricksters for far too long."

    The door opens and a summoned changeling comes in pushing a rickety tea cart. She leaves it behind and Chrysalis swoops in to brew the tea. "Any particular kind?" she asks with a weary voice.

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    Rose looks at the tea tray. "Do you have Chamomile? It would be nice to calm what's left of my shot nerves. Haven't slept well since coming to this sandy wasteland."
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    "Yes, I have chamomile," Chrysalis says pleasantly, which immediately lends Rose to think she's annoyed about something. Call it 'survivor's insight' or something. "I could...sweeten it a little, if you wanted. A little soporific to help you sleep some."

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    "That would be lovely, thank you," Rose answers with a gentle smile and a nod. "How have you been? I imagine you've not had the greatest time sleeping either, what with training this new hive and dealing with the salt-of-the-earth kind of ponies here. You know, morons." She barely stifles a little giggle, but it's there if one looks.
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    Chrysalis smirks. "Blazing Saddles? I didn't take you for the type."

    She puts the teabag in the kettle to steep for a bit and leans against the cart heavily. "I am tired," she says, "But I only have to keep going for one more day." She chuckles grimly. "You know you DID deprive us of our only nearby food source, right? There aren't exactly many ponies left around that we can sneak a snack from."

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    "I blame my sister for my fondness of cheesy comedies," Rose confesses openly.

    She watches Chrysalis prepare the tea. Rose's ears do lower slightly at her food comment. "You mean the gang leaders? Cause... yeah, I do regret everything about that plan. Especially my poor treatment of your feelings just to get an agreement. That was just so... heartless. Like, if I were in your position, I would have come to myself in pony and slap my self so hard my name would be swollen. Sniper, Love... all they did was annoy you. I genuinely kicked you where it hurt. That's just... by the hive why was I so angry when you had me trapped? It's my own fault I got killed...""

    Rose lets out a tired sigh and looks simply defeated at her actions this past week.
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    Chrysalis' eyes narrow. She releases the tray and stalks towards Rose. "You don't look like Laser Us," she says, looking Rose over critically, "So what do you mean by 'died'. Oh, and stop looking so pathetic. Really, if you got ANYTHING from my lessons, I would at least hope it was a sense of self-respect."

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    Rose rubs her face around her eyes. "You're right. You're right... I'm being foolish. Sleep is for the weak. As a doctor I eat 12-hour shifts for breakfast." She takes in a deep breath. Her metal hoof runs through the top of her mane and straightens several loose clusters of hair. Rose pulls herself together.

    "Died. Yes, I've... well, they're not real deaths. Hope not in any case. Dreams. Specters. I'm haunted by visions that are not... pleasant. Here, let me show you a few."

    She stands up and focuses her horn at the ground around Chrysalis and herself. Illusion magic swirls around them and forms the scene of a hanger of some kind. Rose is facing down CPI soldiers with rifles trained on her. She's out of ammo. Cornered. The soldiers silently command her to get down on her face. There's an explosion, the hanger is engulfed in mute flames. The flash of red and orange swirl around and fade to darkness. A spotlight slowly glows from above. Rose is trapped in a changeling cocoon. Chrysalis saunters up to her, silently taunting Rose. Poor, pathetic little Rose. So weak, abandoned. Rose's eyes fill with tears as she tries to be defiant. She's angry at Chrysalis. No. she's angry at herself. The queen's maw opens wide as razor sharp teeth come down and snap Rose's neck.

    The light goes out.

    Another light comes on. A surgical table's flood light from above. Rose is secured to the table with iron-wrought chains. A bat pony in a long blood-soaked lab coat glides over to her. He hooks several IV lines to Rose. Something is injected into her. Rose' heart races. She grits her teeth as her body burns with pain. Cancerous growths bubble up where her bones meet metal. Rose writhes in the agony as her body is forced to regrow her meat legs through her cybernetic ones. Bones crack and re-mend in place. Nerves sever and regrow. Her body rejects her cybernetics, fighting to regrow her body whole. Her cybernetic eyes bulge out of her socks as ichor leak through from real eyes growing behind them. Shescreams out in death, though the illusions are silent.

    Rose ends the illusions. She stares off into nothing. Void. She looks numb now.

    "Every. Damn. Night. You're the second I've told this. The first to actually see them. Luna was of no help. I'm kinda getting used to them. Not sure that's a good thing."
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    Chrysalis studies the projected dreams carefully. When Rose is done, she closes her eyes and sighs. "Your image of me is not...entirely inaccurate," she says in a low voice, "Though not towards you."

    She turns away, eyes hard and boring into the wall. "Love," she snarls, "She...infuriates me. She's all the worst traits of ponykind wrapped up into one pony. When she came down here..." She licks her fangs and swallows, mouth watering. "Oh, I could just taste the love in her. Love for everything in this whole world. Love for you, for Equestria, even for me! I wanted it. I wanted to hold her down, drain her dry, and silence her forever. I'd be full and rid of her mewling forever."

    She crouches down a little, almost as if to pounce. "Right there! In front of me. Weak, yet full of love and daring to come before me. I...I wanted to..." She suddenly straightens and clears her throat. "But I didn't."

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    Rose gradually refocuses her attention on Chrysalis once she can push her visions back into a corner within her head. She studies the posture and posing. When the queen straightens up, Rose tilts her head slightly. "We seem to have a common trait in our insatiable hunger for something. We want it. Yet when tempted, we fight it because we are in control, not our desires. We have strength in willpower." Confidence slowly flows back into Rose's face, but then a smirk cracks across her lips.

    "Although, you could tie me to a chair and put a four-course meal in front of me, just out of reach, and probably get some satisfaction out of that. More if you get a drone to pose as a sexy pony waiting to feed me like... *ahem* Nevermind. I'm fantasizing a bit much on my hunger." Rather than feel a little embarrassed, Rose has a cheeky grin, thinking of RT or another EDF friend in the mentioned role.


    She turns to the side, tail swishing high. Rose walks three paces adjacent to the queen. "The infuriation with Love is mutual. There are times I want to..." Rose's forehooves come up and around an imaginary neck. They soon drop down, as she isn't really angry at Love right now. It's more of an accepted situation. "But, we need her skills. She's the best damned techie we got to fight the CPI's advanced toys. So, thank you for not sucking her dry. I'll keep Love on a leash so she doesn't pester you again. You've got enough on your plate."
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    A smile crosses Chrysalis' face as well. "Don't tempt me," she says, "I am quite hungry right now and I might just do it."

    "She's useful," the queen admits, "But she should learn to fear the day she outlives her usefulness. That would be the beginning of a much-needed sense of self-preservation. Otherwise..." She too makes a brief strangling motion. "So, keep her safe and far away from me and everything should turn out alright."

    "Oh. The tea's ready."

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    A smile crosses Chrysalis' face as well. "Don't tempt me," she says, "I am quite hungry right now and I might just do it."

    "She's useful," the queen admits, "But she should learn to fear the day she outlives her usefulness. That would be the beginning of a much-needed sense of self-preservation. Otherwise..." She too makes a brief strangling motion. "So, keep her safe and far away from me and everything should turn out alright."

    "Oh. The tea's ready."
    Rose nods knowingly. She takes in a deep breath when a voice in the back of her mind reminds her what happened the last time she let Chrysalis feed on her. 'Oooooh, yeah. Bad idea. I want it, but... can't... have...' The life of a recovering alcoholic. But with changeling venom. Maybe another way to feed the queen will come to light later. "Heh, yeah, Wildcat would have my butt if I break my probation. Well, you can probably sneak to our side late tonight for food after we're all bunked. Can't fight a siege on an empty stomach, right?" She smiles through the urges and keeps herself in check.

    "Love's lack of self-preservation can be a problem. She doesn't seem to fear since she's remotely using a body double, but for the rest of us with her... well, you know. We'll keep he on our side. No worries."

    With the tea ready, Rose approaches the tray.

    "The hive is looking better, by the way. I hope the injured are recovering quickly."
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    Chrysalis pours the tea. "He wouldn't have to know," she mutters under her breath. Her back is turned, so Rose almost misses hearing it. Almost.

    She turns and gives Rose her tea, taking a cup for herself. "I will probably have to do that. Feed off some ambient love from some couple bound in a night of passion." She says that with a remarkable lack of passion herself.

    "Ahhh, body doubles. I have some experience with those myself. Mine always tried to betray me. Imagine that!" She chuckles, but it turns to a frown. "Come to think of it, I don't know exactly what happened to them. Or their remains, really."

    "Everything will be ready for the battle," Chrysalis assures Rose.

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    Rose's ears twitch hearing Chrysalis' muttering words. She doesn't respond to them, however. She wondered how shocking it might be if RT and her were having such a night before the battle, and Chryssi happened to pick their room? Heh, Rose certainly would find it flattering. Hey, if the queen found it satisfying, that means it's good love, right?

    "I hope your luck is better than ours," Rose says as an encouraging statement. "If it were me, one of those body doubles would be waiting for us in Ashtown. As it is, we have one grumpy colt named Blank, who's apparently genetically grown from Love's DNA. I bet they scrounged bits of powered armor to throw on some chipped stallion to take on Brazen. Maybe we'll luck out and the double of Sniper is gonna be a mopey angsty teen." Rose snerks at her little joke.
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    "Oh, they weren't doubles of me," Chrysalis says with a prim sip of her tea, "They were doubles of Twilight Sparkle and her little gang of goody-goody two-shoes. I made them out of trees and stolen strands of mane. And they turned back into logs after I defeated them when they betrayed me. I just don't know where those logs went."

    She pulls a wry face. "Oh good. More of her. Well, if he's grumpy, I might find his presence less insufferable."

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    As Rose waited on tea she pondered the implication of using magic to morph logs into duplicates. "Too bad they weren't more controllable. Can you imagine another pair of us on the Ashtown streets? That city couldn't handle the booty." Rose reflexively wiggled her rear.

    "Ah well. Guess my magic will have to be enough. Still working on copying voices."


    Rose sits down. "Blank is... he's certainly not Love's personality. He hates us and Love in particular. Blank really believes in Polaris and his endgame. I've gotten him to pause in his faulty logic, but he'll just dismiss it as 'beyond our understanding' or something like that."
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    "Then he's a fool and not worth treating with," Chrysalis says with a shrug.

    Chrysalis erupts in green flame and Rose finds herself staring into her own face. Not-Rose smirks smugly and walks a slow circle, peering behind her. "Mmm. What say we walk around and see what pops up?"

    She shifts back to her own form. "After tea of course."

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    Rose noncommittally shrugs along about Blank, but seeing Chrysalis take Rose's form has her break into a grin. "Mmm, that would be a divine idea. Something to take our minds off these boring duties for a bit."

    In her mind, she is thinking to help Chrysalis score a little snack. Or at least to have some fun. It's nice to actually have a chat with her where business isn't being discussed. This needs to happen more.

    Rose sits up proper, awaiting a cup of tea.
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    Once tea is properly distributed once again, Chrysalis returns to her 'throne' and ponders the proposal. At last, she smiles. "Well then, I believe we shall finish our tea and then go cause some mischief. I'll make some...subtle alterations and we'll see just how well your friends know you, shall we?"

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    Rose slowly sips her second cup. The cup hovers with a slight up-and-down bob to it; gentle and slow. It is quite relaxing to sip and then study the remaining liquid. Ha, to think she isn't normally a tea kind of pony! Maybe she could get into it more often.

    "Hmm, yes that would be an interesting endeavor to see. I can be more complex than they think; masks and all that. Things out there have gotten too serious. I mean, yes there is a siege coming on the morrow, but one shouldn't lose their sense of enjoyment. Within reason of course."
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