Outer Planes Map

[ZorgAlmighty]

Hi peeps
I saw the t-shirts for sale at CafePress with the "Outer Planes" map artwork, but can't read all the little labels. Was this artwork posted elsewhere? If not, does anyone know what they say? I've written out what I CAN read, but please fill in the blanks or correct me if I'm wrong.

Truth, Justice, and the Celestial Way
Let's all do our part
Everyone should care
Who's a good dog? You are!
Words aren't as important as people
Fight the good fight
Don't you .... ?
Lulz
Screw you jack, I've got mine.
???
Nothing matters.
Resistance is futile.
Yes, but if you read the fine print ...
???
There's only one right path
???
Hey, let's not get carried away.

[An Enemy Spy]

That's from OOTS #1138.