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Thread: Seeking the ideal Bro name
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2019-02-25, 12:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Seeking the ideal Bro name
What's the most bro-eqse character name you can think of?
I'm talking backwards baseball hat, branded t-shirts and sneakers, wallet chain, and a face perfect for either sneering or a ****-eating grin. The whole nine yards.
Right now I'm thinking Kevin, because that's a traditional ******* kid name (no offense to Kevins out there! I know a very nice Kevin.), but I'm wondering if there's something better.Last edited by Phhase; 2019-02-25 at 12:39 AM.
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2019-02-25, 10:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-02-26, 12:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Tony.
Best I can think of.
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2019-02-26, 07:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Seeking the ideal Bro name
I'm going to second the OP and say that Kevin is probably what I'd go with. It was the name that came to me immediately on seeing the thread title, before I'd read any of it.
...Though the weird thing is that I can't figure out why. There's no pop cultural source I'm consciously aware of, nor did I have any particular problems with Kevins in real life growing up.
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2019-02-26, 09:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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I believe I had heard Chad used in this context in some media.
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2019-02-26, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-02-26, 08:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Seeking the ideal Bro name
Hunter, Ford, Brad, Chad, Derrick, Steve, Tony,
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2019-02-28, 10:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-03-01, 05:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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You could always go with a nickname. Anything that just slighty too unsubtly hints at sex, chasing women or having a large you know what. Hunter, Big [name], any common dog name.
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2019-03-01, 01:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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I would go with Fred or Tony
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2019-03-01, 08:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-03-03, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Brice and Hunter should probably be added to the candidates list.
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2019-03-03, 07:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Where are they from?
East would be Tony or Vinny
West : Chad or Brad
South: Dwayne or Travis
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2019-03-11, 12:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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I feel like Chad has become too stereotypical as a dudebro name. You need some like Thad or go beyond that into Tad, which sounds every bit as d-baggy but has the added bonus of sounding like he gave himself that name. Even Chad thinks this guy is a Chad.
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2019-03-11, 06:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-03-16, 10:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Try a name that's pretentious or just weird, you know, a name that crazy parents make up so their kid is ~unique~. Some examples I found online are:
- Christop
- Fellony (Seriously)
- Track
- Tripp
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2019-03-17, 03:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-03-17, 05:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-03-17, 06:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-03-17, 11:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-03-19, 12:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-03-20, 01:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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I would def say Chad. It seems to be the go to internet name anyway for the bro stereotype. Though, I have met a few fitting that description with the name of Nate (sorry out there if you're a cool Nate, we just haven't crossed paths yet).
Thinking about it, I would say just go watch any MTV reality show.Last edited by RForgione; 2019-03-20 at 01:50 PM.
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2019-03-21, 09:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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I always think of Jonny from Loaded Ready Run. Always worth watching
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2019-03-25, 04:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Chad, Troy, Brad, Ricky, and Jay in a pinch if you start running low. Maybe Nate?
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2019-03-25, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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I agree with the consensus of "Chad."
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2019-03-26, 07:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-03-30, 06:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Aside from the one's already mentioned, I've met quite a lot of basic bros named "Jared."
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2019-03-31, 10:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Robb? Does Robb count?