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    Also, I hate sports...
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    Vibranium: If it was on the periodic table, its chemical symbol would be "Bs".

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    Can I be a high-ranking general? I only require seven stars on my epaulets.
    Cuthalion's avatars rock. Like this very fine dragon he made me.

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    Default Re: Tvtyrant's Terribly Tyrannical Random Banter Thread #221

    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Can I be a high-ranking general? I only require seven stars on my epaulets.
    If you will assist me in hunting down the spammers then I grant you the rank of seven star general. May death come swiftly to canned pork.
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    Vibranium: If it was on the periodic table, its chemical symbol would be "Bs".

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    If you will assist me in hunting down the spammers then I grant you the rank of seven star general. May death come swiftly to canned pork.
    DONE! All praise to Glorious Leader!
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    DONE! All praise to Glorious Leader!
    I will be cruel but fair.

    On a different note I have always disliked the way blazers and suits fit on me, the jackets don't have enough cling to feel comfortable moving in. I believe this is due to the dumb 1-2 buttons that work rule, so the jacket just doesn't have enough contact to fit snuggly.

    Anyone worn a double breasted suit? They look better anyway, and they seem like they could be snugger due to the way they grab the waist.
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    Also, I hate sports...
    I always regret that I never showed that guy this song. I feel like I missed an opportunity to introduce him to a band that finally, truly gets him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Comrade View Post
    I always regret that I never showed that guy this song. I feel like I missed an opportunity to introduce him to a band that finally, truly gets him.
    An opportunity truly lost to time. I feel like that band and the Lonely Island should make a music off video, "I hate sports" versus "I like sports and I don't care who knows." Do a whole Scott Pilgrim scene with it.
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    Sports Hating?! That's a bit prejudice to some degree.

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    You forgot to link to the new thread in the old thread, so I created a competing Random Banter. Well, a mod will be along eventually to combine the threads.
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    Anyway, my older brother and I are celebrating the anniversary of our mother died. It's been 7 years our mother died by type 2 diabetes. To be honest I really not sad anymore. I'm sad a little bit to a much lesser degree.

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    I should be writing my thesis. Instead I am checking if this thread has updated. I think I have a problem. Part of it is that I am so very close to being done. I don't know what I will do after I am done.
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    All hail the tyrant! Long* may he reign! I above all appreciate the arrival again of alliteration.

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    Wooden stakes were mentioned; those also kill people who are still alive.
    Clearly a typo. Peelee was offering you some delicious wooden steaks fried in garlic. Which may kill you eventually, I guess, but only if you have weak arteries.

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    Clearly a typo. Peelee was offering you some delicious wooden steaks fried in garlic. Which may kill you eventually, I guess, but only if you have weak arteries.

    *Well, about three months, if the last thread was any guide.
    Why are your steaks wooden? I could understand charcoal-like, but wooden doesn't make sense to me. What abomination have you wrought upon delicious meat?
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    I'm so confused about this Random Banter Thread.

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    Why are your steaks wooden? I could understand charcoal-like, but wooden doesn't make sense to me. What abomination have you wrought upon delicious meat?
    I assumed the wooden stakes were a British thing. Little Bram Stoker reference for ya there!
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    Speaking of Vampires. I'm thinking of making my first Vampire character in D&D 3.5. But that's on another different thread.

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    Why are your steaks wooden? I could understand charcoal-like, but wooden doesn't make sense to me. What abomination have you wrought upon delicious meat?
    *Shrugs* Maybe they're really tough?
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    I should be writing my thesis. Instead I am checking if this thread has updated. I think I have a problem. Part of it is that I am so very close to being done. I don't know what I will do after I am done.
    Hire me on as an assistant, obviously. The dragons shall unite!
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    Hire me on as an assistant, obviously. The dragons shall unite!
    Do you accept payment in vague promises? How about free rental of my children? I've been trying to rent them out to childless couples, but none has yet taken me up on the offer. This despite my very reasonable rates. Obviously people don't actually want practice with small children in a (relatively) controlled environment. I am beginning to think I could not get people to do it for free.
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    Do you accept payment in vague promises? How about free rental of my children? I've been trying to rent them out to childless couples, but none has yet taken me up on the offer. This despite my very reasonable rates. Obviously people don't actually want practice with small children in a (relatively) controlled environment. I am beginning to think I could not get people to do it for free.
    Hmmm. This has some potential. Can the small children watch other, smaller children? That would be ideal. Or, if the vague promises are of unbound riches, that is also acceptable.
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    Hmmm. This has some potential. Can the small children watch other, smaller children? That would be ideal. Or, if the vague promises are of unbound riches, that is also acceptable.
    Work with me and the riches of the universe will be placed before you! We will surely find mountains of platinum larger than the earth! And before you ask, my thesis is related to astronomy, so we might actually find multiple planetary masses worth of gold or platinum, just millions of light-years away.

    As to the other option, my oldest child is only 5. I don't think you want her trying to watch smaller children unless you enjoy fires, blood, and general chaos.
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    Work with me and the riches of the universe will be placed before you! We will surely find mountains of platinum larger than the earth!
    Hmmmm. That would make a suitable dragon hoard, I must say.
    I'm actually very seriously thinking of going into law, despite advice from virtually every lawyer to not do it. One field especially that interests me is space law. I see us being a potentially powerful alliance, depending on how many shenanigans you're willing to help me pull.
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    As to the other option, my oldest child is only 5. I don't think you want her trying to watch smaller children unless you enjoy fires, blood, and general chaos.
    5 can watch 1, yes? I've heard girls mature faster, I'm sure it'll be fine. Though i vote she watches him at your place.
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    As to the other option, my oldest child is only 5. I don't think you want her trying to watch smaller children unless you enjoy fires, blood, and general chaos.
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    5 can watch 1, yes? I've heard girls mature faster, I'm sure it'll be fine. Though i vote she watches him at your place.
    Why, yes, I can see fire, blood, and general chaos if Green Dragon wyrmlings are let into a Platinum(?) dragon's lair.

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    Hmmmm. That would make a suitable dragon hoard, I must say.
    I'm actually very seriously thinking of going into law, despite advice from virtually every lawyer to not do it. One field especially that interests me is space law. I see us being a potentially powerful alliance, depending on how many shenanigans you're willing to help me pull.
    Just going to add that the advice of all 4 lawyers in my family is also, don't go into law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Hmmmm. That would make a suitable dragon hoard, I must say.
    I'm actually very seriously thinking of going into law, despite advice from virtually every lawyer to not do it. One field especially that interests me is space law. I see us being a potentially powerful alliance, depending on how many shenanigans you're willing to help me pull.


    5 can watch 1, yes? I've heard girls mature faster, I'm sure it'll be fine. Though i vote she watches him at your place.
    Good luck if you do so!

    I'm basically in the opposite situation, where my boss (who is a lawyer) is encouraging me to go to law school.


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