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    Someone asked when a door wasn't a door, but that joke is stupid, so I told them to can it.
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    Someone asked when a door wasn't a door, but that joke is stupid, so I told them to can it.
    When is a door not a door, I wonder...


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    Someone asked when a door wasn't a door, but that joke is stupid, so I told them to can it.
    Well done on not bottling the delivery of that joke.
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    Well done on not bottling the delivery of that joke.
    And yet I still got exactly what it said on the tin.
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    This song is byzantine. I think it's about a settlement originally named "Lygos."
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    And yet I still got exactly what it said on the tin.
    This conversation is certainly a barrel of laughs.
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    I was on a ship for two weeks, working. In that time I went up and down many ladders and went through different hatches. Not once did I trip or fall on any of this. Then on the last day as I'm going down one of the ladders I think to myself about how nice it's been not to hit anything...and I lose my footing. After successfully executing a hard elbow drop on the edge of a hatch the triceps on both my arms are a remarkable shade of blue.

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    This conversation is certainly a barrel of laughs.
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    I can hardly container myself.
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    ...As always, the subtlety I started this with has gone out the window.
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    That's just vial
    What can I say? It to much funnel to leave all the untapped potential bottled up.

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    ...As always, the subtlety I started this with has gone out the window.
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    I think you will find it down the drain instead.
    What does that have to do with the phrase "the door is ajar" exactly?
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    What does that have to do with the phrase "the door is ajar" exactly?
    I parsed the previous puns as being liquid related, so in an attempt to continue the theme used what I would assume to be the preferred disposal method for liquid. Not that it was particularly funny, but that is the reason. It is not really related to jars or doors.

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    ...As always, the subtlety I started this with has gone out the window.
    Look, you should have been in here long enough to know that this is what happens when the opportunity to pun comes up. If you just wanted to bring it up for people to marvel at your clever punnage, then I'm afraid that you have severely misjudged.

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    I was on a ship for two weeks, working. In that time I went up and down many ladders and went through different hatches. Not once did I trip or fall on any of this. Then on the last day as I'm going down one of the ladders I think to myself about how nice it's been not to hit anything...and I lose my footing. After successfully executing a hard elbow drop on the edge of a hatch the triceps on both my arms are a remarkable shade of blue.

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    I must say, there are a crate many more ontainer puns than I orignially envisaged.
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    Look, you should have been in here long enough to know that this is what happens when the opportunity to pun comes up. If you just wanted to bring it up for people to marvel at your clever punnage, then I'm afraid that you have severely misjudged.
    I wasn't complaining; I was adding an extra follow-up portion.
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    I parsed the previous puns as being liquid related, so in an attempt to continue the theme used what I would assume to be the preferred disposal method for liquid. Not that it was particularly funny, but that is the reason. It is not really related to jars or doors.

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    I wasn't complaining; I was adding an extra follow-up portion.
    Well, then I'd suggest not adding a tone-conveyer that conveys exasperation.

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    In other news, I am almost ready to turn in my thesis! Get out the snickerdoodles and enchiladas for a party! I just need to add 2 references that I couldn't find and add a short section.
    Turned in mine* today. There's nothing quite like that feeling of relief you get after finishing a massive project like that.

    *Technically a dissertation, but I'm not sure if there's an actual difference or different universities just have different terms.
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    Well, then I'd suggest not adding a tone-conveyer that conveys exasperation.
    That's fair.

    I actually was a bit disappointed (but not surprised) that people were making them so blatant; only a bit, though.

    It was by far secondary to the window thing, either way.
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    Turned in mine* today. There's nothing quite like that feeling of relief you get after finishing a massive project like that.

    *Technically a dissertation, but I'm not sure if there's an actual difference or different universities just have different terms.
    My thesis is 57 pages long at last check; I think there are dissertations that are shorter. At my university, the difference is that you write a thesis for a master's degree and a dissertation for a PhD. My wife has told me that I am not allowed to pursue a PhD at this time.
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