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    Nothing like spitting death threats to end a debate with a touch of civility, eh?

    I just found the Darth & Droids comic, it's wonderful. And I just read the entire DM of the Rings archive last night, which I'm seriously regretting this morning.

    (There. Happy now, TP?)
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    Ditto you now must go to Lich king vs Sauron. It will probably pass this one in number of pages... I admit that would be funny seing you arguing for Sauron in a thread.
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    I've no problem at all arguing for Sauron or against Voldemort (I sided against him in the vs. Xykon thread, actually), but I don't know a thing about the Lich-King.
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    Sorry, EE, but WG gets the throne to himself. Rowan served the nomination, but I don't think I could have voted for anyone else. (We vote for kings around here. We're cool like Naboo!)

    Has a vs. thread ever 'ended' before? I've never followed one of any consequence. What fun!

    Why do you want to actively prolong the thread, TP? Seems a silly exercise, no need to add nothing-posts. Everyone's been clamoring for its cessation for pages and pages now, you'd think they'd let it peter off peacefully. I guess it only needs like 10 5 posts for page 40, but whoop-de-doo. Who's counting?

    EDIT: Well tickle me a hypocrite, I'm counting. I just dinged. It's fitting, of course, that I go Ogre because of this thread.
    I serve as WGs co winner, give me that at least

    I dinged as orge a few pages ago

    I just found the Darth & Droids comic, it's wonderful. And I just read the entire DM of the Rings archive last night, which I'm seriously regretting this morning.
    DM of the rings is so funny

    Also ditto, WG doesn't know anything about the LK before going on that thread and he is doing fine

    most vs. threads just get closed, often with me having the last post
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    Fair enough, but I still don't really have the interest. I'm not about to go running off to different threads defending Sauron for kicks. It's not entirely a question of being 'unqualified' to argue against an unknown combatant - I duck in because the fight itself interests me. I might pop over at some point... Rowan, you're doing that thing about the Ring again. "The Ring can be used to overthrow Sauron, but its weilder will become a new Dark Lord" *isn't* a victory? I'd say 'overthrow Sauron' is a sufficient victory condition.

    But that's for the other thread to decide!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ditto View Post
    I've no problem at all arguing for Sauron or against Voldemort (I sided against him in the vs. Xykon thread, actually), but I don't know a thing about the Lich-King.
    Dont worry, considering the size of each post there you will learn quite fast... Not that i read that all, they post too much you know...
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    Great, now this thread is becoming the discussion thread of the LK v S thread.

    EE, if anyone else gets handed a win in this thread it has to be our Dark Lord Sauron first. I wouldn't accept the title of co-winner until Sauron was also declared a winner.
    Besides, not one said anything as funny as WG (also no one said what I was trying to say only better, but WG).

    And now, of to the LK v S thread to use arguments that seem to only be countered with semantics.
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    Oh, i almost forgot. Before reading/posting in that thread make sure you leave your sanity safe in somewhere...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rowanomicon View Post
    Great, now this thread is becoming the discussion thread of the LK v S thread.

    EE, if anyone else gets handed a win in this thread it has to be our Dark Lord Sauron first. I wouldn't accept the title of co-winner until Sauron was also declared a winner.
    Besides, not one said anything as funny as WG (also no one said what I was trying to say only better, but WG).

    And now, of to the LK v S thread to use arguments that seem to only be countered with semantics.
    1.It is a vs. thread, do you expect it to make sense
    2. Touche. Alright, your Sauron point makes sense
    3. All of my funny lines are on the other thread
    4. ???
    5. Well, we did a good job none the less

    Oh and about the sainity point, i lost mine on WOW
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    Oddly enough, you need only check your sanity for the 'serious' vs. threads. Batman vs. Bun-Bun, or (much worse) that Pun-Pun vs. God Almighty, require much less thought and allow your conscious mind to do other, more useful things. You can read at the same time without causing any damage to the important parts of your brain from devoting too much processing power to fictional cage matches.

    No fair putting an asterisk on WG's win, Rowan. Sauron and Voldemort are both non-winners, tough noogies. Sean Connery said something about losers and whining, didn't he? I think the point was that WG gets the girl in the end.
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    Yeah, that was my point.
    WG wins in a match between Sauron and Voldy.
    He gets the girl, and I get the cookies.

    Also, by referencing Sean Connery you just went up a million points in my book (the Rowanomicon has a point system to measure what level of hell you go to when you die... there is no heaven).
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    Remembering that quote made me read though the entire Quotes page for The Rock on IMDb, and now I really want to get the DVD for Christmas.

    A million points? Sweet!
    ...say, do I *want* those points? Do you trade up for the occasional ice water in hell, or does the million-point level get me frozen in ice and sodomized by spiky tentacle demons? I can never remember which way Dante considered 'good'.

    My physics teacher would give out brownie points for brilliant work or clever comments. 100 points could be redeemed for an A at the end of the year. Unfortunately, he took points away in increments of 100,000. No one got that prize...
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    Hum... Just so i know. More points is good or bad? And please define good and bad...
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    More points is good.
    It gives you a higher rank.
    You still get subjected to crap by those above you (me, Sauron, WG, EE, etc), but you get to order around and screw with those below you (random orcs, etc).
    I can explain (read: make up on the spot) the religion to you further if you wish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rowanomicon View Post
    More points is good.
    It gives you a higher rank.
    You still get subjected to crap by those above you (me, Sauron, WG, EE, etc), but you get to order around and screw with those below you (random orcs, etc).
    I can explain (read: make up on the spot) the religion to you further if you wish.
    We have a whole system going, WG is the founder and commander, Rowan is the prophit, i am the wit of Sauron (i also fill in as his middle finger when he wants to make a statement), and Sauron is the overlord when he isn't playing WOW
    Ditto and I am undead are worthy rivals and walking target is the all powerful dude with the books
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    Victory.

    now, someone lock this thread.
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    Victory.

    now, someone lock this thread.
    Do it now

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    Sauron v Voldemort
    well lets think about it for a second,
    Sauron was defeated the first time by losing his contact with a shiny gold ring and was finished off by the efforts of two midgets with hairy feet.
    Voldemort (apparantly the most power wizard ever) was defeated the first time by a baby and the second time by a young wizard with massively inferior abilities to him.

    Hmmmmmmmmmmm

    They would both fall over and break their skulls on rocks.

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    I find it interesting how whole-heartedly people are buying into my fake religion even though I'm making it all up on the spot...
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    I find it interesting how whole-heartedly people are buying into my fake religion even though I'm making it all up on the spot...
    Its because we need to believe, and you make a damn fine prophet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rowanomicon View Post
    I find it interesting how whole-heartedly people are buying into my fake religion even though I'm making it all up on the spot...
    isn't that standard procedure, with religion?
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    Glory to the prophet Rowanomicon, that he lives forever...
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    I suppose that makes me Lucifer. Sweet.

    One more time for the cheap seats…
    Hayzee, you are so very late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rowanomicon View Post
    I find it interesting how whole-heartedly people are buying into my fake religion even though I'm making it all up on the spot...
    I made the church of link's hat the help of its prophit, it is pouplar.
    Oh ditto, i'm Lucifer, who do you think you are taking my title

    isn't that standard procedure, with religion?
    ....
    touche
    I wish i could make a real life reference

    but i don't want to offend people

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    Quote Originally Posted by hayzee View Post
    Voldemort (apparantly the most power wizard ever) was defeated the first time by a baby and the second time by a young wizard with massively inferior abilities to him.
    For some reason, as soon as I read this I thought "Just like Darth Vadar!"

    Quote Originally Posted by dehro View Post
    isn't that standard procedure, with religion?
    This is somewhat the case, and somewhat not. Whether or not believe in God, religion is a human construct, and was at some point made up on the spot.

    However, there's been a good couple hundred years, thousands for most, of editing with every major religion in the world today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dehro View Post
    isn't that standard procedure, with religion?
    I was going to say that, but didn't want to risk going against the forum rules.

    Actually guys, sorry, but if anyone is "Lucifer" then I am as I am "the light bearer/bringer" of the religion in that the religion is "the light" and I "bear/bring" it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rowanomicon View Post
    I was going to say that, but didn't want to risk going against the forum rules.

    Actually guys, sorry, but if anyone is "Lucifer" then I am as I am "the light bearer/bringer" of the religion in that the religion is "the light" and I "bear/bring" it.
    Fine, i'll just be the Wit of Sauron, and suprime commander of argumentative forces
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    I thought you were The Middle Finger of Sauron.
    That's a pretty high position (pun intended... cuz it's raised, get it?).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rowanomicon View Post
    I thought you were The Middle Finger of Sauron.
    That's a pretty high position (pun intended... cuz it's raised, get it?).
    I double as both, i wanted to go out to meet aragorn at the black gate, but I was told that hte plot needed a more dramatic herald
    If i had been there

    Aragorn-let the lord of the black lands come forth
    Me- My master sauron the great bids you welcome. I have a message i was told to show thee
    **** you, git
    Me-That is all
    (goes back inside and we shut the gate)
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    Ahaha, that would be perfect.
    "I am The Middle Finger of Sauron!"
    "Let the-"
    "Shut the **** up! **** you!"
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