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  1. 2019-03-31, 11:04 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1
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    Hey everybody. Yesterday I went to Dunkin' Donuts and by my surprise, I saw two U.S. tennis players, Serena Williams and her sister Venus Williams buying their coffee. I asked them for an autograph and both of them signed their autograph. I'm so happy. http://imgur.com/gallery/UTEPa9D
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  2. 2019-03-31, 11:19 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #2
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    Well done sir! I envy your annual signature success.
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  3. 2019-04-01, 12:21 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #3
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    Not sure what time zone you're in and when/what day you posted this, but is this an April Fool's Day joke? Because you have to be honest if it is when asked.
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  4. 2019-04-01, 07:48 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    Not sure what time zone you're in and when/what day you posted this, but is this an April Fool's Day joke? Because you have to be honest if it is when asked.
    No it's not an April Fool's Day joke.
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  5. 2019-04-01, 07:53 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    Not sure what time zone you're in and when/what day you posted this, but is this an April Fool's Day joke? Because you have to be honest if it is when asked.
    How dare you impugn the integrity of his autograph collection??? Every year I look forward to see who he met this time!
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  6. 2019-04-01, 07:58 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    No it's not an April Fool's Day joke.
    Yes it is. You've done this pretty much ever year you've been on these forums. At least change the trick.
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  7. 2019-04-01, 08:12 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #7
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    Beyond being a neat story, I appreciate this in that I had forgotten about April Fool's Day and now am reminded.
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  8. 2019-04-01, 09:06 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #8
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    One of these days, he's going to come in with an authentic autograph, and it will look identical to his handwriting.
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  9. 2019-04-01, 09:56 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    Hey everybody. Yesterday I went to Dunkin' Donuts and by my surprise, I saw two U.S. tennis players, Serena Williams and her sister Venus Williams buying their coffee. I asked them for an autograph and both of them signed their autograph. I'm so happy. http://imgur.com/gallery/UTEPa9D
    Congratulations, you managed to pick two of the few celebrities I would actually like to have an autograph by.

    I will be envious as soon as 1. April is over and it hasn't been revealed as joke.
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  10. 2019-04-01, 10:10 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #10
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    Happy April Fool's Day to you too, Bartmanhomer.
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  11. 2019-04-01, 10:41 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #11
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    Looks legit
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  12. 2019-04-01, 03:19 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    Not sure what time zone you're in and when/what day you posted this, but is this an April Fool's Day joke? Because you have to be honest if it is when asked.
    After noon. Which isn't yet apparently in the timezone of GitP (going by the previous posts, now it's gone).
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  13. 2019-04-03, 10:01 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    Hey everybody. Yesterday I went to Dunkin' Donuts and by my surprise, I saw two U.S. tennis players, Serena Williams and her sister Venus Williams buying their coffee. I asked them for an autograph and both of them signed their autograph. I'm so happy. http://imgur.com/gallery/UTEPa9D
    I was 10 and my grandmother took me downtown Chicago. She freaked out when I ran into a crowd. Mr. T was signing autographs. I wish I had that poster.
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  14. 2019-04-03, 10:05 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #14
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    Who knew that Peyton Manning, LeBron James, Aaron Judge AND the Williams sisters all had the same handwriting? And that they all write their full name (and nothing else) for their signature?
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  15. 2019-04-03, 01:18 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
    I thought Tom Bombadil dreadful — but worse still was the announcer's preliminary remarks that Goldberry was his daughter (!), and that Willowman was an ally of Mordor (!!).
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  16. 2019-05-01, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #16
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    Default Re: I Got Serena Williams And Venus Williams Autograph

    Cool, OP!

    I grew up on tennis, my dad was a professional (and played in Wimbledon once). I was really good as a kid but lost interest around highschool in florida.

    Both my parents dislike Serena Williams (not so much Venus), they think shes the greatest female tennis player of all time, but that shes a pretty awful person.

    Im curious how your experience was with her. Ive seen her be pretty nasty on the court, but im not sure thats a fair judge of character as those can be high stress situations.
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  17. 2019-05-02, 11:20 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    Hey everybody. Yesterday I went to Dunkin' Donuts and by my surprise, I saw two U.S. tennis players, Serena Williams and her sister Venus Williams buying their coffee. I asked them for an autograph and both of them signed their autograph. I'm so happy. http://imgur.com/gallery/UTEPa9D
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  18. 2019-05-02, 09:37 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by kinglinus1 View Post
    BMH, you have got to get more material.
    That was true the second time he used this, but now we've transcended the original joke into the much funnier meta-joke.
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  19. 2019-05-03, 12:44 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razade View Post
    Yes it is. You've done this pretty much ever year you've been on these forums. At least change the trick.
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  20. 2019-05-14, 01:31 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #20
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    Hey that's pretty cool man!
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  21. 2019-05-14, 05:49 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #21
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    Default Re: I Got Serena Williams And Venus Williams Autograph

    This thread has two conversations
    one is congratulations

    The other is people saying that it is a joke.
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  22. 2019-05-14, 06:06 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wizard_Lizard View Post
    The other is people saying that it is a joke.
    That's because it is. He's done this three years in a row.
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