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    Why do these cheeseburgers taste funny?

    I don't think I remember an episode of 'Captain N: The Game Master' where that happened. (This is a game that two can play!)
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Have you got any change for the telephone booth?

    It appears to be designed for one purpose only, but nothing made of cardboard could possibly survive the experience.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Did you seriously just build an incinerator in my basement?

    Twelve dogs and a cheesy bun.
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    Twelve dogs and a cheesy bun.
    What do you think will take care of my 43 bears problem and also get me a new convertible?

    People just make it too easy NOT to have these running gags!

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    People just make it too easy NOT to have these running gags!
    You waited hours in a trash can waiting to say "No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition" for thirty hours why, exactly?

    No! Y-your mom! YEAH, TAKE THAT!
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    Hey, do you know who had the car keys last?

    Lies are just creative truths.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Did you seriously just tell me that the secret of immorality is to eat my own kidneys, sautéed in butter and sprinkled with my ground up prefrontal cortex?

    Well, I'm in!
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    Well, I'm in!
    Who will help me eat all this chocolate cake?

    I didn't think that would happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    Who will help me eat all this chocolate cake?

    I didn't think that would happen.
    Why is this place smeared with the remains of what looks like chocolate cake?

    Well...I'd say some chili oil, half an inner tube, and a shaved giraffe on roller skates.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Doctor, we need your assistance immediately! The patient has gone into some sort of coma and no medication seems to be able to bring them out of it! What do you recommend we use?

    Yes, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling Power Rangers!
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    So you wanted to dress up like a dinosaur and commit no crimes?

    Okay let’s do it one more time and then we’ll do it again.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Okay let’s do it one more time and then we’ll do it again.
    Could you please punch me in the face?

    Not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.

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    Did you hear the one about the traveling salesman and the Kabuki artist?

    Nah; ticket sales have been so low that I'm not sure it'd be worthwhile.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Superman, do something! Save us!

    ...unless you are in Canada.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    I can get a special deal at D&D beyond with the codeword Critrole?

    Ouch.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    Ouch.
    Are you ready to eat this pile of broken glass then fall down this flight of stairs?

    THUNDER!

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    What was Thor God of again? Like cheese? No no no, like... was it lightning?

    Oh. Oh no! Oh !$%#!!!
    "I'M just a guy with a boomerang... I didn't ask for all this flying... and MAGIC!!!" -Sokka

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    Your full legal name please?

    Clearly because they were out of Blue Ones.
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    Clearly because they were out of Blue Ones.
    Why is there a white tiger in my living room?

    I don't want to see a sequel to that at all.

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    Did you like the movie about how I got my glasses?

    I am sick of having to incite a riot just to see myself on TV!
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    I haven't seen you on the news, lately. What gives?

    This is what fame and fortune will bring you, in the long run.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    SomEone Did gO doNe shoove a Grahm Crackkker hindo me FrontAl Lobe... Why he Do Thing?

    Six times a day until the day before you die.
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    So how often did you want me to shove a Graham Cracker into your frontal lobe?

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    Why did you cackle evilly while helping that old lady walk across the street?

    It's a long list and I'm short on time.
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    Before I pass sentence, are there any other offences you would like to be taken into consideration?

    Someone set him up the broom!
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    What you say?

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    ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
    I wasn't listening - what did the weird foreign kid who barely speaks English say as he ran off with the baseball equipment?

    I don't think we have enough light bulbs to do that.

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    The holy light of protection, shine now and become eternal life!
    ...Minions?

    Yes. Probably. Possibly. Maybe. No.
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    Can Grovel come with you?

    Deekin greets the noble hero!
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    Hey, where is everybody?

    I could probably put on a good mime act, if you want, but don't expect a one-woman Broadway spectacular from me.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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