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    Do you have anything to declare?

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    What did you find in your stocking last year?

    Six confused elves
    Five boots of speed
    Four falling rocs
    Three Cruel Drow
    Two flattened flumphs
    And a partridge in a pear tree.
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    Give me 21 good reasons not to fore you!

    Seven Wands O' Smiling,
    Six confused elves,
    Five boots of speed,
    Four falling rocs,
    Three Cruel Drow
    Two flattened flumphs,
    And a partridge in a pear tree. (The Platypus)
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
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    Mitch! The king will kill us unless we list fantastical gifts in descending order of quantity! What do we say?

    Eight dragons growling
    Seven Wands O' Smiling,
    Six confused elves,
    Five boots of speed,
    Four falling rocs,
    Three Cruel Drow
    Two flattened flumphs,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.
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    What did you use to break into the ultra super secure bank?

    Nine imps scheming
    Eight dragons growling
    Seven Wands O' Smiling,
    Six confused elves,
    Five boots of speed,
    Four falling rocs,
    Three Cruel Drow
    Two flattened flumphs,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.
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    This is the best soup Iíve ever tasted! Whatís in it?

    Ten werewolves howling,
    Nine imps scheming,
    Eight dragons growling,
    Seven Wands O' Smiling,
    Six confused elves,
    Five boots of speed,
    Four falling rocs,
    Three Cruel Drow
    Two flattened flumphs,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.
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    This party'll be so cool! Tell me again who we invited?

    Eleven Tombs of Horror,
    Ten werewolves howling,
    Nine imps a'scheming,
    Eight dragons growling,
    Seven Wands O' Smiling,
    Six confused elves,
    Five boots of speed,
    Four falling rocs,
    Three Cruel Drow
    Two flattened flumphs,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.
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    Who's going to visit you if you're naughty this year?

    Twelve festive vampires,
    Eleven Tombs of Horror,
    Ten werewolves howling,
    Nine imps a'scheming,
    Eight dragons growling,
    Seven Wands O' Smiling,
    Six confused elves,
    Five boots of speed,
    Four falling rocs,
    Three Cruel Drow
    Two flattened flumphs,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    (I'm so amazed/excited, lol! I didn't know everyone was going to follow through on this.)
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    It's so nice to finally meet your extended family! Who'd you say was going to be at the Christmas party again?

    13 wicked witches, dancing around a bubbling hot spring.
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    Who did you say made this soup, again?

    In my pants.
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    Hey, where's Perry?

    Due to a technicality, we don't have to worry about that.
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    Hey, uh, what's with this pile of coal? It seems to have the names of everybody in the forum on it...

    Yeah, the elves are really movin' and groovin'.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Hey, Head Elf. Weíre almost to the special day, is work getting done?

    That doesnít sound like me.
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    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Didn't I see you kissing Santa Claus
    Underneath the mistletoe last night?

    I heard it from Rudolph. Why would a reindeer lie?
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Hey, who told you Santa wanted all the carrots sugar coated?

    You put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em bot' up.
    Last edited by thisdude9001; 2019-12-16 at 09:36 AM.
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    Doctor, ainít there nothin I can take? I said, doctor, to relieve this belly ache?

    Because he stepped off with his right foot.


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    Why did you stab that guy in the back 15 times with a chainsaw?

    If I told you, Iíd be required to kill you.
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    Hey, what's in this pudding?

    You are true after a fashion, my friends, however... what you don't know is that I have a horrible skin disease.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    I really like this salad!... But what are these little flakes?

    Itís how Iím gonna make a name for myself.


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    Why did you steal the cursed emerald of Tokolulu?

    There's an innocent explanation for that, but I can't figure out what it is, yet.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Hey! What are you doing with that puppy?

    I just got kinda bored one day, and, well, here we are.
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    So... why are you trying to destroy the world with the power of cookies?

    Well, I canít pause time and I canít travel backwards through time, so I donít really have many other options.
    Cleric of the Random Number God. All hail RNGesus!

    Never played D&D and perpetually clueless in Werewolf/Mafia.

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    Number of deaths: 0... so far... to anyone with a nightkill, don't break my streak

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    Why are you sitting in a kayak?

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    How many times did you flip the doomsday switch?

    Tomorrow, the world shall fall back into yesterday. Or possibly on its head.
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    Why are all the clocks upside-down?

    It was kind of like getting frozen in carbonite and then getting backed over by a steamroller.
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    What was your one-night stand like?

    My Mucus Membrane
    Protects my outer shell
    I wriggle around
    I do very well
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
    Quote Originally Posted by flat_footed View Post
    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Can you do the Twist?

    Yeah, well, that's what happens when you hit the Self-Destruct button when you mean to hit the Eject button on the DVD player.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Hey, who replaced my DVD player with a waffle iron?!

    Three gallons of melted lard.
    See that cool Teifling? Thanks, potatopeelerkin! If you want something like it, they have more avatars up for adoption in the thread with the same name...

    Hey, I have an extended signature now!

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    You poured what all over his head?

    Squirtle, Bulbasaur and the Dark Lord Morgoth.
    Cleric of the Random Number God. All hail RNGesus!

    Never played D&D and perpetually clueless in Werewolf/Mafia.

    Werewolf games won: 1

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    Number of deaths: 0... so far... to anyone with a nightkill, don't break my streak

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    Who's on the guest list for your next birthday party?

    I planned for that contingency. But then I decided to just sit back and watch what happened, and that option proved to be much more entertaining.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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