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    So how did your battle with the Romans go, Pyrrhus?

    A body of objectively verifiable facts that are positively indicative of and/or exclusively concordant with one available position over any other.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    What is all this again?


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    Who left sticks on my bed?

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    So how is the attempt at world domination going, my Emperor?

    I didnít even know it was capable of breaking!
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    I leave you to hold up the sky while I grab an apple for FIVE minutes. What happened?

    Push through the pain, giving up hurts more.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Why do you exhaust yourself every night?

    A hellish landscape next to a river of souls
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    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


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    What is Math class like today?

    Sleep for 23 hours.
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    Madam President! The aliens are demanding that we surrender the planet to them or they will open fire! What shall we do?

    There is always room for one more.
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    Why are you wearing my pants?

    The truth is whatís left once you cut away the darkness.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Do you know where my black dress shirt is?

    Just say it backwards and in Latin.
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    But why in the world do we call it the Tse Tse fly, anyways?

    Not for all the chocolate bars in the world.
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    Hey kid, you want to tour my wonderful, magical and absolutely completely safe chocolate factory?

    Thatís stupid! Youíre stupid! Stop being stupid!
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    Well, I think so, Brain. But how are we going to convince the elephants that the polka is the right dance?

    I will not.
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    I will not.
    Will you come with me and watch any given Star Wars film that isn't part of the original trilogy.

    I want pudding.

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    What weapon do you choose? Gun, sword, perhaps the lightsaber?

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    How do you commute to work?

    I had to replace it yesterday.
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    I don't remember your duck speaking French.

    He could do a large number of things semi-competently.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    He could do a large number of things semi-competently.
    Can this zombie perform the tasks required if I hire him to work in my store?

    It was like that when I got there.

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    Why is there a huge crater in the breakroom, and when did all these firetrucks show up?


    No thanks, I'm trying to cut down.
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    Would you care to donate to save the trees?

    When has that ever stopped me?
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    1992 called, they say they have a cease and desist order.

    Yeah, but not like, recently...
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
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    Yeah, but not like, recently...
    Have you ever eaten so much food at an all-you-can-eat buffet that you caused the restaurant to go out of business?

    I'm Batman

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    I have a pizza for a Mr. Wayne to be delivered to... crime alley?

    I don't see how that's even a valid question.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    What do you do with a soaking wet toddler after their bath time?

    Shake her 'til the water falls off
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    I don't get it - how is using a giant baby to block the flow of the river upstream going to stop the flow of water over that cliff?

    (Think about it for a moment.)

    I go over to the wall and push the button, and voila!
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    So what do you usually do to get breakfast in the morning?

    It's Cthulu o'clock, I'm Mark Miller, welcome to Channel Eldritch.
    I go by them/they/their pronouns, but I'm comfortable with he/him/his or she/her/hers.

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    Yes... continue ignoring me... exactly as planned
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    'Kay! Ignoring a ninja never hurt anyone.



    Being terrible at being a wolf since always.

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    It's Cthulu o'clock, I'm Mark Miller, welcome to Channel Eldritch.
    Are you thinking clearly after reading that ancient, pulsing book written in strange otherworldly ruins?

    Location, location, location!

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    Professor, what's the most important thing in an evil plan?

    Walls are just doorways still in denial. I help them with that.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Why is there a drill taped to your hat?

    Arson is, technically, a crime. So, no.
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    What is your motto as a professional carpenter?

    Well, you see, when a man loves a woman very much......
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