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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

    So what's your pitch for a one-woman broadway spectacular featuring you?

    Two snowmen battling it out for possession of an ice cream cone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    Two snowmen battling it out for possession of an ice cream cone.
    So why are the police investigating a murder on my property and why does it look like there are snowman parts all across my lawn?

    Just be glad it didn't explode!

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    Why did the cake you brought to the pot luck melt?

    To smitherines, thank you!
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    Shall I... blow them up, sir?

    A Grinch is unhelpful, unfriendly, unkind, with ungracious thoughts, in an unhealthy mind. A Grinch is uncheerful, uncouth, and unclean. Now say this together: I'M FRIGHTFULLY MEAN! My eyes are both shifty, my fingers are thrifty. My mouth will not smile, not half of an inch! I'm a Grinch! Iím a Grinch. I AM A GRINCH!
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    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    A Grinch is unhelpful, unfriendly, unkind, with ungracious thoughts, in an unhealthy mind. A Grinch is uncheerful, uncouth, and unclean. Now say this together: I'M FRIGHTFULLY MEAN! My eyes are both shifty, my fingers are thrifty. My mouth will not smile, not half of an inch! I'm a Grinch! Iím a Grinch. I AM A GRINCH!
    You're business card has so much text. And it's so small I can't read it. What does it say?

    That is a terrible nickname and I refuse to call you by it.

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    Did you know that I'm commonly known as the Klutz Queen?

    And everybody lived scarily ever after.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    And everybody lived scarily ever after.
    What would happen if Jack Skellington took over all the other holidays?

    I've never tried that type of pie before.

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    Could you show a bit of humility, please?

    Behind you, RIGHT NOW!
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    Behind you, RIGHT NOW!
    I've seemed to misplace the back of my skull. Have you seen it?

    No.

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    Can I please be excused?

    No amount of elbow grease is going to get THAT out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    Can I please be excused?

    No amount of elbow grease is going to get THAT out!
    Do you think I'll ever be able to get this dime out of this seashell? [True story; I was only seven, though, so give a gal a break.]

    That's been stuck in my head all friggin' day, thank you very much.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    That's been stuck in my head all friggin' day, thank you very much.
    You ever hear that one song "Sugar! You are my candy girl, and you got me wanting you"?

    That idea for a crossover actually sounds pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    Do you think I'll ever be able to get this dime out of this seashell? [True story; I was only seven, though, so give a gal a break.]

    That's been stuck in my head all friggin' day, thank you very much.


    Isnít it ironic?

    Thatís a very good question. Look over there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    You ever hear that one song "Sugar! You are my candy girl, and you got me wanting you"?

    That idea for a crossover actually sounds pretty good.
    Do you think a Deadpool / Howard the Duck crossover comic exists?

    Oh eff. Eff! Frickin Fracken Eff!!!

    Also a sorry to Cyberiadqueen, that DM was supposed to be jokey, apparently you read it in a very different voice than intended, I didn't mean any malice or offense at all
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    the biggest nerd ever who transforms into BEAR is of course alluring.

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    What's your favorite letter?

    That table turned into a black hole.
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    I am agender, so please use gender-neutral pronouns when referring to me, and, unless I explicitly say otherwise, my characters.

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    So, what exactly did your DM mean when he said the game at the con table sucked so much there's probably going to be cosmic fallout from it?

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    Well, President Eisenhower, Alaska just became a state. Alaska. The last frontier. I guess exploration is done. Forever. So what do you want to do now?

    On a quest to find the Purple Dragon!
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    You're dressed as a geisha? Where are you going in that getup?!

    Because it's getting close to Halloween, and I want to get in the spirit of the thing!
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    Because it's getting close to Halloween, and I want to get in the spirit of the thing!
    Why is there a sign outside your place that reads "Headless People Wanted. Needs to be able to Ride a Horse, but if Not Headless I can Change that"?

    That's not the best way to get Halloween candy.

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    Why are the neighborhood kids hanging Mr. Smith from a tree and beating him like a pinata?

    Let's say nine o'clock.
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    Okay, my guidance system is shot. I need your precise guidance. Where do I send the nuke?

    I'm running with scissors!
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    You say this is going to free Weird Al? What are you doing again?

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    But like, why?

    Apollo retroreflectors!
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    So, how can you "prove" the sun is a trapezoid?

    Legos, D4s, broken doll hands and premium crisps.
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    You can't make me talk! You can't... what's that all over the floor?

    When you throw something away, it stays gone. Forever.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    What happens when you divide infinity by zero?

    The end is near! The end is near! If you're a conspiracy theorist, that is.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    I'm not sure killing all fools is the best way to go about this. Do you think you can sell it?

    Nailed it. To what, I'm not saying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    Nailed it. To what, I'm not saying.
    What happened to all my wood plank and nails?

    I didn't know pancakes could do that.
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    Wait... this is a bag of quick-dry cement, not flour! And what's all that up on the ceiling?

    You know - two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese - the usual stuff.
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    What weapons do you have for me?

    You know. Places.
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