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    Wait, where's your brother?


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    Why can't you just be nice to your little brother?

    In fact, not only is there a gun in my pocket, I am also pleased to see you!
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    'Kay! Ignoring a ninja never hurt anyone.



    Being terrible at being a wolf since always.

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    What business shall I tell the King you have with him?

    Ten thousand. No more, no less.
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    How many knives should I bring?

    Murder. Lots of murder.
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    What are we going to do tonight, Brain?



    That is reprehensible, depraved, and most importantly, highly impractical in this situation.
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    Xihirli's ability to stay alive has befuddled all of science for years.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    What do you think about streaming old episodes of the Teletubbies into the Dark Lord's video feed?


    Megaman and Link.

    @V: I mean, it was a little surprising but they did ask me to officiate and all.
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    Who are you marrying again?

    22 people, preferably with their blood inside them this time.
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    What do you hope to get out of this year's group of American Idol contestants, Mr. Seactest?




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    Wait, you were trying to lose Monty Hall?



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    Xihirli's ability to stay alive has befuddled all of science for years.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    So what kind of reward are we getting when we’re done with this job?

    100 gallons of alchemist’s fire.
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    ...what exactly did you just drink?


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    Wait, where did you say you were again?


    She's a gunshot bride~
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
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    What do we know about the woman who assassinated the president?

    I've got 50,000 angry bees in this bucket, and I'm not afraid to use them!
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    Being terrible at being a wolf since always.

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    Sir, are you aware that collecting honey without a permit is illegal in the state of Florida?



    I WILL HAVE ALL OF THE CRUMPETTSSS!!!!!!!
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    And why exactly did you hold up a bakery of all things?


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    May I take your order?


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    ...You know that's a fifty foot fall, right?

    All kinds of stuff, but I really shouldn't mention it here.
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    What did you do to that person?

    Water, water, some more water and a pinch of salt.
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    What was your adventuring class combination again?



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    How’s your Black Panther / Pokémon fanfic coming along?


    I have a very particular set of skills. I will hunt you. I will find you. And I will deep fry your kebab.
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    So, what was your previous career?

    I still can't believe that I paid actual money for it.
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    What is that thing in your pool? And why is it 20 feet long and made out of eldritch abominations?

    Ehh. It will be fine. Probably.
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    So... you forgot how to count and still want to take your math exam?



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    So, our fearless dictator, you have just condemned 500 people to a slow and painful death. What should I tell them?

    I vant to sahk your blahd!
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    What do we want!
    ...And when do we want - what!?

    The only gods I’ve met can break
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    Are you sure that stealing the divine weaponry was a good plan?

    It's part of a balanced breakfast!
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    Q: Why are you holding the Illithid’s brain like that?

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    What was just thrown through my window?

    Look. You can't save everybody.
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    Was killing half of the universe really the only solution?

    We can burn that river when we cross a bridge over the bush with two birds in a glass castle.
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    What should I title my memoirs?

    Meanwhile, I still can't afford it because Acererak is late with the alimony again, what a literal deadbeat!
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