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    Explain again why you've requisitioned $70 billion for cybernetic augmentations on a Loxodonta Africana specimen, including unicycle legs, missile launchers, thermal trackers, and a 170 decibel airhorn?

    A 170 decibel airhorn.
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    What are your plans for the magical can of ever-lasting ultra-compressed air?

    Of course not. Where would I even get a unitard at this time of night?
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    You're not seriously thinking of going out with that vampire, are you?


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    Where is your secret rebel base, criminal? Talk or face a world of pain!

    You may fire when ready.
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    What is the status of the pies?

    6 days.
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    What's in a name?

    Spend most of your life ruled by another, watch your race dwindle to a handful, and then tell me what has more meaning than your own strength!
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    Welcome to Marriott, is there anything we can do to make your stay more comfortable?

    Waffles, and a boatload of rabid Hungarian ferrets.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
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    We are having a banquet for the king. What do you recommend?

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    How much of the world cheese supply is compromised?

    I can't legally answer that question, but suffice to say: that robot won't be menacing any hedges any time soon.
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    How sure are you that these pants won't rip during exercise class?

    It's you!
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    Aha! If I am nuts, then who was the nutcracker?


    Good-bye, good luck, and good riddance.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Which way is the restroom?

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    Dear lord, what did you eat?


    Don't worry, we're going to put the bad man away for a very long time.
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    Do you know what happened to that evil overlord we captured last week?

    All I can say is, next time make sure the curtains are non-flammable, not inflammable.
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    How did the presentation go?

    I'll ask the questions here.
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    Who are you, and how did you get in here?

    Around 5 kettles of tea.
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    What's in this cake?

    I'm sure it has something to do with easels.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    What's the diagnosis?

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    Are we Go for Operation: Birthday Bash?


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    What's for lunch?

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    Whenever you go out, the people always shout what?

    That is what I said.
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    So you're saying that the resurfaced SS Lucrecia ran aground at 9.5 knots becauase the ghost captain was distracted while tying his shoes?

    That's the best pickle I ever heard.
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    So, what did you think of the new song?

    Well, I'm not hanging from the rafters by my ankles for my health, I'll tell you that for free.
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    'Kay! Ignoring a ninja never hurt anyone.



    Being terrible at being a wolf since always.

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    Are you doing an impression of The Hanged Man from tarot for charity?


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    What does your first level fighter have to trade?

    Yeah. I hope thatís my blood.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    What is that green smear on the wall?

    It may have been a little excessive.
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    When I asked for a PB&J, you know that this isn't what I meant, right?

    I concur. But first, lets kill the raccoon and nuke the town. That way, we don't have to worry about the demon toads.
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    This is a pointless waste of time. All the tree-man will tell me is his name, and Iíve been interrogating him for hours! I say we just kill him.

    No, Mr. Bond; I expect you to die.
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    Do you expect me to die?

    Behind you RIGHT NOW.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Where can I get a trillion dollars?


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