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    Now Timmy, can you, using your big boy voice, tell the judges why you chose to make an ant farm for your science project.

    If we don't wipe out every last trace of the rebel scum from this blasted moon, so help me God I will DANCE THE MACARENA!
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
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    So, I hear you're the worst dancer in the empire, is that true?


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    What got you arrested?

    Chocolate, and mint.
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    These are dangerous times. You can find no solace here. What will we turn to when law and decency have failed?

    Let's see... Garbage, junk, garbage, junk- ooh! Trash!
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    What's for dinner?

    Ye gods, it's the genetic code of Fenrir!
    See that cool Teifling? Thanks, potatopeelerkin! If you want something like it, they have more avatars up for adoption in the thread with the same name...

    Hey, I have an extended signature now!

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    Something seems off about this book report...


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    Any want-ads?

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    Never punched a big fish
    And Iíve never owned a space wheel
    And Iíve never lifted a portrait up just to watch it fall.
    And Iíve never met Godzilla
    And I donít like wearing t-shirts
    And Iíve never been to Boston in the Fall
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    What are your qualifications as a Pirate?

    It doesn't do anything.
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    So what exactly does this big red button that says "For the love of God do NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON" do?

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    What is this block of wet, stinky cheese labeled "Mercy" doing in the spaghetti strainer, Hamlet?

    Pineapples! Everywhere, as far as the eye can see! It's pineapples all the way down!
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    Can you pick me up some potatoes while you're at the store?

    Not until you've brushed mother's hair, not until you've brushed it well.
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    Are we going to try and take over the world today?


    You're our only hope.
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    What exactly does assistant intern mean?

    It was like that after I came here and did some stuff.
    Last edited by Caerulea; 2019-05-24 at 08:23 PM. Reason: Misread 'You're our only hope' as 'Your only hope'.
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    The entire facility... Just what exactly happened to it to become so spongy?

    I'm sorry Jon. You should have been told.

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    I'm... dead?

    THOUSANDS of years ago, before America Ferrera was cast in How to Train your Dragon, the ancient Egyptians bound monsters in trading cards to keep control over the fearsome beasts.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    So, what's this "Pokťmon" thing I keep hearing about?

    Not on my sundial!
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    Mind if I take everything you have ever loved and destroy it in front of you?

    I choose you, Charizard!
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    And what do you have to send against my Gyarados?


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    I can throw things, you have a cool hat! Together, we are... uh, any suggestions?

    Backstabbing the winner in a gladiator fight does not make me the new champion.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Hey, you are the fighty guy! The one we have to kill to get out of this place, right?

    4 days late. And counting.
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    Whatever happened to that dioxygen difluoride we ordered?

    I shudder to imagine a world where that's true.

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    Have you tried ketchup chips, with Dr. Pepper on the side?

    Tea, damnit.
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    Welcome to Shoe Carnival. Can I help you find anything?

    In my defense, I only lied to you because I thought your death would benefit me.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    *glares at you silently, with three arrows sticking out of his back and a face full of broken glass*

    Um, because it's delicious?
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    Why are you drinking lavender body wash?

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    I thought you said this was an alternative fuel discussion! What's this machine for, and why is that corpse tied up to that concrete slab?

    Ahmad Al-Jaber Al-Sabah, Richard Nixon, and Wil Wheaton.
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    Who are the other three horsemen of the apocalypse again?


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    What would you like to change your name to?

    We trust you, we just donít want to burden you with responsibility that you cannot handle.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Why can't I requisition a pen, again?

    It is, after all, mightier than the sword.
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    Why are you holding a pool noodle on a horse?

    I did not technically lose.
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