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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Default Want help coming up with as over-the-top "death" scene as possible for a strong demon

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    The demon is tricked into assuming (vaguely) human form, and a specially-enchanted spear is driven into his forehead, then all the way through his brain. His body is forcibly contorted backwards, and the spear pierces his heart as well, from behind. The spear is then finally driven into the solid earth beneath him. After this, a thousand priests of a thousand faiths perform ritual chants intended to prevent him from ever resurrecting, and the body is set alight with dragonfire at high noon. Even after all that, it's implied that he might return (though not any time soon.)
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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    BlueKnightGuy

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    Default Re: Want help coming up with as over-the-top "death" scene as possible for a strong d

    After all that entomb the ashes in a Chernobyl-like sarcophagus filled with the holy symbols of those faiths?

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    HalflingRogueGirl

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    Default Re: Want help coming up with as over-the-top "death" scene as possible for a strong d

    Include a graphic description of the death itself. Twitching, brain bits, shrieking, all the good stuff.
    Have the priests chop up the body before burning it, just in case.
    Last edited by TrashTrash; 2019-05-10 at 05:59 PM.
    "If you can't blow it up, try setting fire to it."
    "When in doubt, roll for Intimidation."
    "Great, now he's unconscious, bleeding out, and on fire. Great teamwork, guys."

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Want help coming up with as over-the-top "death" scene as possible for a strong d

    chop the body into little bits.
    Burn them individually.
    Give caskets wmbroidered with holy symbols(various) to a group of 7 people.
    divide the ashes between them.
    Throw on ecasket into a volcano
    throw another into the deepest parts of the sea
    bury another deep within the eartg
    place anothein a heavily gaurded cell.
    put anotger in a portable hole
    put another deep within the astral plane
    put another hidden within a dangerous maze.
    The final one should be tossed into a sphere of annhilation
    This could be the party's final quest.
    Current characters:
    Drakirr (Blue Dragonborn Warlock)
    Alyfyldyr Hyalythki (Rock Gnome Wizard)
    Harilidir (Half-elf Bard)
    Kazaharad Akaztkl (Goliath Barbarian)
    Luft (air-genasi druid)
    And of course Lizard Wizard (Lizardfolk Sorcerer)

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