You're stuck with Ad'ika again. Most Tieflings are quiet and reserved, and after you defended her honor at the tavern duel, you think she'd be a little remorseful at last. Oh no. Not in the least. Just went on muttering about inner darkness. Must be nice to blame your sorcery.
So far, she's done a good job. You got to ruined Temple and have started prying the gemstones out of a gigantic mural. The sack clinks cheerfully against you belt as you pocket another priceless gem. As you reach for another, Ad'ika taps you on the shoulder.
"Look, something's coming..."
As you peer into the darkness, you are suddenly dazzled by a blinding flash of light as the frigging sorcerer unleashes a bolt of lightning as thick and as loud as a cannonball.
After the dust settles, you hear a roar from the darkness, and a great heaving bull lumbers into view. It looks like a 10 legged spider the size of a greyhound bus. Instead of eyes, however, you see a protrusion of crystals. With a start, it hits you. The priests left behind a golem....
Level 15 5th edition character. Standard rules. One legendary, on very rare, 2 rare, and 3 uncommon magic items. You have rolled for initiative, and you're first. Regale us with a tale! Whose is best. Rate the previous adventurer. Hint: Those crystals are verrrry tough, and shiny, kinda forming a giant spiky shell.... Like that one crab from the Disney movie. I swear if anybody sings that song....